hey, you guys know that band Beck?

[Mayfuck]

imagine if it was called shrek

[Luke de Spa]

but there is a series of movies by that name, i would get very confused

[Shallowed]

And an extremely woolly sheep, which according to the NZ Listener is a definitive icon of the past decade, right up there with the World Trade Center attacks.

[Hillzy]

People still read the listener?

[Order 66]

this is a song 4 a blown out b1rd

[slunken]

Does the band have anything to do with the guy?

[publius clodius]

to complicate things, schreck also means something like "shock" in german

a friend of mine used to have a comedy routine based on this theme

[28if]

sea change is my favorite record of his

edit- also the only one i have

[sickbadthing]

Here is a list of all the Tiger Woods mistresses known so far:

1. Rachel Uchitel is a thirty-four year old New York nightclub promoter and event planner. It is said that even when Elin has left home, then also Tiger Woods texts Rachel and wants to be with her.

2. Jaimee Grubbs is a Las Vegas reality show contestant and waitress. She sold her story to a tabloid and said that she had a 31-month-long affair.

3. Kalika Moquin is a Las Vegas nightclub-marketing manager who had a short affair with the ace golfer in October.

4. Jamie Jungers is a Las Vegas lingerie model and waitress. Jungers had a short affair with Tiger Woods. During the course of the affair, she was engaged to Derek Schmidt, and she cheated on him with the ace golfer Tiger Woods.

5. Mindy Lawton, is a waitress in Orlando. Mindy Lawton was madly in love with Tiger Woods, but she was saddened to learn that the feelings were not reciprocated. However their affair ended just a few weeks before Woods’ first child – daughter Sam was born.

6. Cori Rist is a New York nightclub butterfly. She would secretly accompany Tiger Woods on his tournaments all over the country. She would be booked in the adjoining room to Tiger’s so that the secrecy of their affair could be maintained.

7. Holly Sampson is a porn star and a high profile escort. She can be safely said to have a strictly professional relationship with the golfer.

8. Unidentified British television host. She is said to be married lady now though at the time of the affair with the ace golfer she was single and ready to mingle.

9. Unidentified female, who is said to have a corporate position now and wishes to keep her sexual relationship with the golfer under complete wraps. She wants to be unidentified so that the affair doesn’t affect her corporate image now. She is said to have hired attorney Michael O’Quinn to represent her.

10. Unidentified female, described as a “sex-addicted cougar.”

11. Joslyn James is a thirty-two year old porn star. She can also safely claim to have a strictly professional relationship with the ace golfer.

12. Lore Dana Jolie is a Playboy model and escort. The Madam Michelle Braun, in an interview with the New York Daily News, named Loredana Jolie as Tiger Woods “favorite” among her “girls.” She also performed on Tiger Woods bachelor party.

13. Theresa Rogers is a 48 years old ‘fitness nut’. Her affair with Tiger Woods began much before his marriage to Elin and continued after that too. Gloria Allred, who is also the lawyer for Rachel Uchitel, represents her.

14. Unidentified female, who is also supposedly a lawyer and who wants to remain anonymous.

15. Jessica Simpson is a Hollywood star. Star Magazine broke the story of this affair. However Jessica has denied all the claims.

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by Hillzy

People still read the listener?

I just look at the pictures.

[Starla]

nightclub butterfly

[Starla]

sex addicted cougars

[slunken]

OH MY GOD FORGET BECK WHAT ABOUT TOBY

[Hillzy]

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

I just look at the pictures.

It crushes me to see what that magazine has become.

[wHATcOLOR]

i'm imagining it... what do i do next?

[wHATcOLOR]

lead us!!! lead us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!