This would be the greatest Christmas gift ever

D. · 12-22-2009, 10:45 AM

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Now you can purchase one of these fine Electronic Rock Guitar Shirts and get a little wearable ROCK magic for yourself. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it. All major chords are recorded from a real electric guitar, and the included magnetic pick allows you to strum just like you would a real guitar. The included mini amp clips to your belt and gets plenty loud with great sounding amplification circuitry. The tone knob on the amp lets you adjust the sound just like a real guitar.

ThinkGeek :: Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt

Sonic Johnny · 12-22-2009, 11:30 AM

all i want is a hug

Actually my mum told me she's going to fix the back wheel on my bike and buy me a fixed gear hub, so that's pretty good.

duovamp · 12-22-2009, 12:43 PM

Why would you want to go fixed gear? Are you really trying to save that much weight?

Tell her to by you like a Soho S and call it a day. Why eat burger when you can have steak?

redbull · 12-22-2009, 12:49 PM

nah this would be the best
http://www.ruiningtheinternet.com/20...tor-shoes.html

duovamp · 12-22-2009, 12:52 PM

YEAH IF YOU WANT FOOT CANCER YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK!

And where's the arch support? I wouldn't even buy that for my worst enemies.

Nimrod's Son · 12-22-2009, 01:41 PM

http://forums.netphoria.org/subscriptions.php

duovamp · 12-22-2009, 01:52 PM

Touche salesman.

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-22-2009, 03:35 PM

I've almost pulled the trigger on that shirt like 3 times D. That's the kind of thing that would get insanely old for everyone around you while the wearer themselves would most likely never tire of it. I'd more than likely pen a theme song for everyone I know and play it whenever I saw them.

D. · 12-22-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

I've almost pulled the trigger on that shirt like 3 times D. That's the kind of thing that would get insanely old for everyone around you while the wearer themselves would most likely never tire of it. I'd more than likely pen a theme song for everyone I know and play it whenever I saw them.

we think alike. i already make up songs on the spot and sing them to B. a guitar would only encourage me.

Mo · 12-22-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by D.

we think alike. i already make up songs on the spot and sing them to B. a guitar would only encourage me.

And that poor woman is having your child?

But yeah, I like interactive clothing.

D. · 12-22-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mo

And that poor woman is having your child?

she puts up with a lot.

Mooney · 12-22-2009, 04:14 PM

the volume goes to 11!

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-22-2009, 04:24 PM

If I had that shirt I'd probably buy my girlfriend the interactive drum shirt so that we could randomly channel our inner White Stripes at inappropriate times.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...rt_closeup.jpg

D. · 12-22-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

If I had that shirt I'd probably buy my girlfriend the interactive drum shirt so that we could randomly channel our inner White Stripes at inappropriate times.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...rt_closeup.jpg

AMAZING

itsgravy · 12-22-2009, 06:57 PM

some of you are like kids

Sonic Johnny · 12-22-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by duovamp

Why would you want to go fixed gear? Are you really trying to save that much weight?

I don't even ride track man, I just really enjoy the experience of fixed gear riding. Its like the excitement of learning to ride a bike for the first time again. Plus it forces you to be an on-point rider, work your reaction times etc.

slunken · 12-22-2009, 07:57 PM

lol @ the rhetoric

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-22-2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by itsgravy

some of you are like kids

Young at heart, mother fucker

itsgravy · 12-22-2009, 11:11 PM

i can tell by your avatar, look like one of those jackoffs that live around me

28if · 12-24-2009, 12:08 AM

i am going to ask my dad to pay to get my les paul fixed. i need new tuning pegs

agenda suicide · 12-24-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by duovamp

YEAH IF YOU WANT FOOT CANCER YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK!

And where's the arch support? I wouldn't even buy that for my worst enemies.

some people have flat feet :P

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-25-2009, 10:14 AM

Dude my GF got me this shirt as one of my christmas gifts a it's pretty fucking sweet. I can't wait for next outing to the inebriatorium.

D. · 12-25-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

Dude my GF got me this shirt as one of my christmas gifts a it's pretty fucking sweet. I can't wait for next outing to the inebriatorium.

FUCKING LUCKY, MAN

hnibos · 12-25-2009, 12:16 PM

i got a basketball and a futon

slunken · 12-27-2009, 11:26 PM

updates, gentlemen

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-27-2009, 11:41 PM

It's pretty sweet. It took a little while to get used to but at least they were smart enough to put the triggers where they'd be on an actual guitar. I haven't had a chance to wear it out yet and see how irritating it is for others... my guess is very.

pale blue eyes · 12-27-2009, 11:52 PM

It seems like the type of thing that would be cool in theory but in actuality would be closer to the equivalent of walking around wearing a Billy Bass.

slunken · 12-27-2009, 11:54 PM

yea but in this instance YOU are Billy Bass and you sing whatever you want

pale blue eyes · 12-27-2009, 11:54 PM

I mean in the annoying factor.

slunken · 12-27-2009, 11:56 PM

maybe it's more of a "with great power comes great responsibility" sort of thing?

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12-22-2009, 11:30 AM	#2
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	all i want is a hug Actually my mum told me she's going to fix the back wheel on my bike and buy me a fixed gear hub, so that's pretty good.

12-22-2009, 12:43 PM	#3
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Why would you want to go fixed gear? Are you really trying to save that much weight? Tell her to by you like a Soho S and call it a day. Why eat burger when you can have steak?

12-22-2009, 12:49 PM	#4
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	nah this would be the best http://www.ruiningtheinternet.com/20...tor-shoes.html

12-22-2009, 12:52 PM	#5
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	YEAH IF YOU WANT FOOT CANCER YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK! And where's the arch support? I wouldn't even buy that for my worst enemies.

12-22-2009, 01:41 PM	#6
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	http://forums.netphoria.org/subscriptions.php

12-22-2009, 01:52 PM	#7
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Touche salesman.

12-22-2009, 03:35 PM	#8
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	I've almost pulled the trigger on that shirt like 3 times D. That's the kind of thing that would get insanely old for everyone around you while the wearer themselves would most likely never tire of it. I'd more than likely pen a theme song for everyone I know and play it whenever I saw them.

12-22-2009, 04:24 PM	#13
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	If I had that shirt I'd probably buy my girlfriend the interactive drum shirt so that we could randomly channel our inner White Stripes at inappropriate times. http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...rt_closeup.jpg

12-22-2009, 06:57 PM	#15
itsgravy Oblivious Virgin Posts: 31	some of you are like kids

12-22-2009, 07:57 PM	#17
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	lol @ the rhetoric

12-22-2009, 11:11 PM	#19
itsgravy Oblivious Virgin Posts: 31	i can tell by your avatar, look like one of those jackoffs that live around me

12-24-2009, 12:08 AM	#20
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	i am going to ask my dad to pay to get my les paul fixed. i need new tuning pegs

12-25-2009, 10:14 AM	#22
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	Dude my GF got me this shirt as one of my christmas gifts a it's pretty fucking sweet. I can't wait for next outing to the inebriatorium.

12-25-2009, 12:16 PM	#24
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	i got a basketball and a futon

12-27-2009, 11:26 PM	#25
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	updates, gentlemen

12-27-2009, 11:41 PM	#26
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	It's pretty sweet. It took a little while to get used to but at least they were smart enough to put the triggers where they'd be on an actual guitar. I haven't had a chance to wear it out yet and see how irritating it is for others... my guess is very.

12-27-2009, 11:52 PM	#27
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	It seems like the type of thing that would be cool in theory but in actuality would be closer to the equivalent of walking around wearing a Billy Bass.

12-27-2009, 11:54 PM	#28
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	yea but in this instance YOU are Billy Bass and you sing whatever you want

12-27-2009, 11:56 PM	#30
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	maybe it's more of a "with great power comes great responsibility" sort of thing?