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Old 12-17-2009, 06:09 AM   #1
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Tiger Woods Found Dead


Approximately 2:35 am police were called to the scene of Tiger Woods' Florida home after his estranged wife made a desperate call for help after finding him nude and face down in their hot tub. A golf club and empty prescription bottles were found floating beside his body. More to come....

 
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Old 12-17-2009, 06:36 AM   #2
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WikiAnswers - Is Tiger Woods dead

 
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Old 12-17-2009, 07:43 AM   #3
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He will probably die in the future though

 
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Old 12-17-2009, 12:39 PM   #4
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why isn't there a wikipedia from the future yet?

 
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Old 12-17-2009, 12:49 PM   #5
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Old 12-17-2009, 01:35 PM   #6
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you've fooled me for the last time, starla.

 
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:12 PM   #7
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Hmm, what kind of golf club floats?

 
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:31 PM   #8
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down here they all float, georgie

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Old 12-18-2009, 06:32 AM   #9
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Old 12-18-2009, 01:11 PM   #10
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I thought this was gonna be about all the tiger woods stuff going into the clearance section at stores

 
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Old 12-18-2009, 01:42 PM   #11
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Seriously I am so fucking sick of hearing about this shit. Some rich cunt acted like a rich cunt and fucked 10 cocktail waitresses at once cause he was famous. He hits a golf ball for a living. Fuck that dude. There's a swimmer in Australia (Liesel Jones I think? Can't remember...) who is married and retiring at 24. Fuck athletes who get paid millions of dollars. Who gives a flying shit about this Blasian and his mistresses?

 
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