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Old 12-17-2009, 03:56 PM   #1
hnibos
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Default as i was walking out of a convenient store, i noticed this bummy looking guy walking

in at the same time. as i opened the door to walk out he should have opened the door to walk in, but i didnt feel the door open and i felt bad about the situation. i took two more steps and turned around really quickly and he was right behind. he freaked out, said he wasnt trying to scare me and that i "must be from new york". he then ran off behind the building. maybe he was just planning on taking my 12 pack and running or maybe he was going to shank me as i got closer to my car. im going to carry a nice knife from now on.

 
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:36 PM   #2
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You should've gotten him in a full nelson and let the cashier wail on his stomach. Can't let those filthy hobos walk all over you.

 
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:38 PM   #3
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sounds like he's quite insecure

probably could have gotten some head out of it

 
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Old 12-17-2009, 07:12 PM   #4
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bum-looker

 
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Old 12-17-2009, 10:06 PM   #5
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he was probably going to ask you for change

 
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