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Old 05-31-2003, 12:53 AM   #1
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Angry fuck if i was a guy right now

i'd get offline and fucking jerk off!

aksfjiaeuiorau why do i get so honry when i'm drunk!

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 12:59 AM   #2
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Maybe you should call ******

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:00 AM   #3
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women can masterbate too!

as far as I've been led to believe....

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:02 AM   #4
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women can masterbate too!

as far as I've been led to believe....
i don't want to masturb8! i wanna fucking jerk off!! asldkfjaskl;rjae!

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:04 AM   #5
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i would imagine that many get online to jerk off, not off line.

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:08 AM   #6
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:13 AM   #7
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*spooges on yuo*

I want a penis. Just for one day.

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:15 AM   #8
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*spooges on yuo*

I want a penis. Just for one day.
Ok, k.d. lang.

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:16 AM   #9
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*spooges on yuo*

I want a penis. Just for one day.
we can trade, just for one day

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:23 AM   #10
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we can trade, just for one day
Deal.

I have nice boobs, I'm sure you'll like them. I think those go along with the vagina. I don't want boobs and penis.

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:27 AM   #11
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Thumbs up Re: fuck if i was a guy right now

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i'd get offline and fucking jerk off!

aksfjiaeuiorau why do i get so honry when i'm drunk!
Aw, drunk sex is the best!

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:31 AM   #12
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Deal.

I have nice boobs, I'm sure you'll like them. I think those go along with the vagina. I don't want boobs and penis.
well yeah!
I'm going to molest myself like there's no tomorrow

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:45 AM   #13
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i want a pussy.

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 05:07 AM   #14
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i want a pussy.
You are a pussy.

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 06:54 AM   #15
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we can trade, just for one day
Quote:
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I want a penis. Just for one day.
You can be heroes, just for one day.
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Old 05-31-2003, 09:04 AM   #16
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You are a pussy.
hey, no cheap laughs around here.

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:08 PM   #17
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we can trade, just for one day

we can be heroes,, for just one day

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 09:40 PM   #18
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i'd get offline and fucking jerk off!

aksfjiaeuiorau why do i get so honry when i'm drunk!
Why get offline? The information-super highway is masturbatory nirvana, baby.

Wish I could help, best of luck.
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Old 05-31-2003, 09:59 PM   #19
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Can I be part of the genitals trading people as well? Can't believe I didn't reply to it earlier...

 
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Old 05-31-2003, 10:47 PM   #20
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*spooges on yuo*

I want a penis. Just for one day.
then you can fuck your boyfriend in the ass

 
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