HEY!!, you have a bizaree and interesting sex life?? Then read my gay ass post!

Mr. Godfuck · 06:17 AM

Im in some sexual behaviours class w/ some perv proff. who makes me turn in reports of our sexual experiances every fucking week, and I've run out of things to write...so...does anybody have a sex story they can throw at me, it doesn't have to be about you...friends, associates, whatever...it doesn't have to be an essay either, just a few sentences...i just need an idea..thanx (this thread is going to sink like a rock

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Lie · 10-13-2002, 06:30 AM

What if you don't have any sexual experiences? Do you not have to turn anything in? I think that would be fair.

Fattening Ass · 10-13-2002, 06:31 AM

sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Lie · 10-13-2002, 06:32 AM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

How about sticking a live chicken up your butt?

Fattening Ass · 10-13-2002, 06:33 AM

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Originally posted by Lie
How about sticking a live chicken up your butt?

that'll do it.

Mr. Godfuck · 10-13-2002, 06:33 AM

In that case you have to write a ten page thesis on a subject he gives to you.

the old perv...

aspecialkid · 10-13-2002, 06:35 AM

how about a toaster?

Fattening Ass · 10-13-2002, 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by aspecialkid
how about a toaster?

you'd be toasted?

Lie · 10-13-2002, 06:38 AM

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Originally posted by aspecialkid
how about a toaster?

http://www.geocities.com/liscook/toaster.txt

Fattening Ass · 10-13-2002, 06:40 AM

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lucky_13 · 10-13-2002, 11:18 AM

that sounds really creepy and embarassing. does the department know he does this?

Travis Meekz · 10-13-2002, 01:31 PM

yeah, your teacher sounds real fucked up. You do know he goes home each night and jerks off to the stories right?

skippy · 10-13-2002, 01:33 PM

Everything about my sex life is bizaree. In fact, it gets more and more bizaree with each passing day. Sometimes my shit is so bizaree that it freaks me out.

lament · 10-13-2002, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Godfuck
Im in some sexual behaviours class w/ some perv proff. who makes me turn in reports of our sexual experiances every fucking week, and I've run out of things to write...so...does anybody have a sex story they can throw at me, it doesn't have to be about you...friends, associates, whatever...it doesn't have to be an essay either, just a few sentences...i just need an idea..thanx (this thread is going to sink like a rock )

totally write something up that involves a fantasy relationship with a teacher. That will freak him out (or at least get some sort of a reaction).

sickbadthing · 10-13-2002, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by Lie

http://www.geocities.com/liscook/toaster.txt

MMMMMMM TOASTERFUCKER.

10-13-2002, 06:14 AM	#1
Mr. Godfuck Pledge Posts: 190	HEY!!, you have a bizaree and interesting sex life?? Then read my gay ass post! Im in some sexual behaviours class w/ some perv proff. who makes me turn in reports of our sexual experiances every fucking week, and I've run out of things to write...so...does anybody have a sex story they can throw at me, it doesn't have to be about you...friends, associates, whatever...it doesn't have to be an essay either, just a few sentences...i just need an idea..thanx (this thread is going to sink like a rock ) Last edited by Mr. Godfuck : 10-13-2002 at 06:17 AM.

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10-13-2002, 01:33 PM	#13
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	Everything about my sex life is bizaree. In fact, it gets more and more bizaree with each passing day. Sometimes my shit is so bizaree that it freaks me out. __________________ Daddy, I want another pony.

10-13-2002, 06:30 AM	#2
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	What if you don't have any sexual experiences? Do you not have to turn anything in? I think that would be fair.

10-13-2002, 06:33 AM	#6
Mr. Godfuck Pledge Posts: 190	In that case you have to write a ten page thesis on a subject he gives to you. the old perv...

10-13-2002, 06:35 AM	#7
aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	how about a toaster?

10-13-2002, 11:18 AM	#11
lucky_13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: for joke! Posts: 2,235	that sounds really creepy and embarassing. does the department know he does this?

10-13-2002, 01:31 PM	#12
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	yeah, your teacher sounds real fucked up. You do know he goes home each night and jerks off to the stories right?