there's a fucking bird in my vacant room!

Fattening Ass · 05-29-2003, 07:08 PM

it looks as if it has been living there. I don't want my cat to get it. there will be slaughtered bird everywhere in my house

:erm :erm

relaxor! · 05-29-2003, 07:16 PM

Clip its wings while it's asleep. That'll show it who's boss.

mercurial · 05-29-2003, 07:18 PM

make sure you open the window before you draw back the curtains ... or else you might bird splattered all over the glass

DeviousJ · 05-29-2003, 07:19 PM

Charge it rent!

Fattening Ass · 05-29-2003, 07:33 PM

well, i ended up poking it with a stick to get it moving. It moved around, but it didn't fly. Then my fucking dog came in and went for it :erm before he could tear it to shreds i threw his ass out. I picked up the bird with a clip board( I don't know why it wasn't flying away.

) & threw it out the window, hoping it would fly away, but it didn't .It moved for a bit but wouldn't fly. :erm I then went outside and put it on the wall in the shade. I don't want it to get slaughtered. Let's hope its just playing dead.

DeviousJ · 05-29-2003, 07:35 PM

You could call the animal people and get them to take a look at it. You might get on one of those veterinary tv shows

Fattening Ass · 05-29-2003, 07:35 PM

nah. thats too much work for me.

DeviousJ · 05-29-2003, 07:42 PM

http://www.antigravitypress.com/Caro...s/Blue_jay.jpg

Fattening Ass · 05-29-2003, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ
http://www.antigravitypress.com/Caro...s/Blue_jay.jpg

its not my fault that asshole was breaking and entering.

bornentertainer · 05-29-2003, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ
http://www.antigravitypress.com/Caro...s/Blue_jay.jpg

For some reason, this pic made me really sad.

relaxor! · 05-29-2003, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by bornentertainer

For some reason, this pic made me really sad.

Yes, when I saw it I made up this little story in my head about that being the mother bird and her three little baby birds had just got eaten by a raptor of some kind.
And it made me sad. I do it to myself, you see?

bornentertainer · 05-29-2003, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by relaxor!

MstrGhost · 05-29-2003, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by bornentertainer

For some reason, this pic made me really sad.

I laughed

aspecialkid · 05-29-2003, 10:59 PM

i wonder if a cat got it yet.

meow · 05-29-2003, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ
http://www.antigravitypress.com/Caro...s/Blue_jay.jpg

this made me laugh hysterically!

05-29-2003, 07:08 PM	#1
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	there's a fucking bird in my vacant room! it looks as if it has been living there. I don't want my cat to get it. there will be slaughtered bird everywhere in my house :erm :erm __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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05-29-2003, 07:16 PM	#2
relaxor! Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,688	Clip its wings while it's asleep. That'll show it who's boss.

05-29-2003, 07:19 PM	#4
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Charge it rent!

05-29-2003, 07:33 PM	#5
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	well, i ended up poking it with a stick to get it moving. It moved around, but it didn't fly. Then my fucking dog came in and went for it :erm before he could tear it to shreds i threw his ass out. I picked up the bird with a clip board( I don't know why it wasn't flying away. ) & threw it out the window, hoping it would fly away, but it didn't .It moved for a bit but wouldn't fly. :erm I then went outside and put it on the wall in the shade. I don't want it to get slaughtered. Let's hope its just playing dead.

05-29-2003, 07:35 PM	#6
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	You could call the animal people and get them to take a look at it. You might get on one of those veterinary tv shows

05-29-2003, 07:42 PM	#8
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	http://www.antigravitypress.com/Caro...s/Blue_jay.jpg

05-29-2003, 10:59 PM	#14
aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	i wonder if a cat got it yet.