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Old 05-28-2003, 02:15 AM   #61
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I would deflower Graveflower. That's a chick, right?

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 02:55 AM   #62
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I want to take my own virginity.
I do this every time I masturbate.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 12:21 PM   #63
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I am. rawwr.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 02:57 PM   #64
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i will devirginize Mr Rhinocerous.
Brendan- i will be over there in two days. i expect you to have already purchased the lube, condoms, and anal beads.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 03:11 PM   #65
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you can add the moon man's name to that list, ladies! step right up. i can't believe that it lasted an entire year of university. well, it was there if i wanted. but i want it to be special. haha i sound like a girl. i know once i lose it i probably won't care and become a male slut.

..so who will have me?
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Old 05-28-2003, 03:14 PM   #66
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I want to fuck Dusty

thank you and good night

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 03:15 PM   #67
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I want to fuck Dusty

thank you and good night
so i don't get it, do you want to fuck me, or netphoria?

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 03:17 PM   #68
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so i don't get it, do you want to fuck me, or netphoria?
What are you running from?
Taking pills to get along
Creating walls to call your own
So no one catches you drifting off and
Doing all the things that we all do

Let them wash away
All those yesterdays
All those yesterdays
All those paper plates

You've got time, you've got time to escape
There's still time, it's no crime to escape
It's no crime to escape, it's no crime to escape
There's still time, so escape
It's no crime, crime..

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 05:58 PM   #69
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I CALL PALIDOR, FUCKERS.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 06:24 PM   #70
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i want to pretend to be a virgin so shaunna will claim me.
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Old 05-28-2003, 06:25 PM   #71
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i want to pretend to be a virgin so shaunna will claim me.
oh be quiet. you're not fooling anyone.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 06:33 PM   #72
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oh be quiet. you're not fooling anyone.
fooling?

i've been having sex since you hit puberty. not quite, but close. you're 17, right?

 
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Old 05-29-2003, 06:56 AM   #73
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i will devirginize Mr Rhinocerous.
Brendan- i will be over there in two days. i expect you to have already purchased the lube, condoms, and anal beads.

 
Old 05-29-2003, 09:06 AM   #74
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I would deflower Graveflower. That's a chick, right?
:)

 
Old 05-29-2003, 12:41 PM   #75
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fooling?

i've been having sex since you hit puberty. not quite, but close. you're 17, right?
yeah right dude. I'm 23.

 
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Old 05-29-2003, 12:54 PM   #76
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This thread is a microcosm of the internet. Of all the virgins on here, there's only one chick (and she's 13), but there's a shitload of much older guys who have never scored.

 
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:40 PM   #77
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yeah right dude. I'm 23.

 
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:45 PM   #78
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This thread is a microcosm of the internet. Of all the virgins on here, there's only one chick (and she's 13), but there's a shitload of much older guys who have never scored.
Yeah, but in general the guys here tend to be younger and gayer than the girls. At least it seems that way.

 
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Old 05-29-2003, 05:08 PM   #79
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I have extensive female cherry popping experience. Not only will you enjoy it, you will have more than one orgasms.

Please apply by PM
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Old 05-29-2003, 05:18 PM   #80
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no play for the moon man, i guess.
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Old 05-29-2003, 07:12 PM   #81
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no play for the moon man, i guess.
but plenty for me.

do you want me to share?

 
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Old 05-29-2003, 07:20 PM   #82
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no play for the moon man, i guess.
There's always me, tiger. I'll even electrolocyze my coarse inner thigh hair if it'll get me closer to a moonwalk in your crater.

 
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Old 05-29-2003, 09:49 PM   #83
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no play for the moon man, i guess.
I would be GLAD to.

 
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Old 05-29-2003, 10:30 PM   #84
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There's always me, tiger. I'll even electrolocyze my coarse inner thigh hair if it'll get me closer to a moonwalk in your crater.
i feel ill. oh my. :erm
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