*ahem*

spfreak · 05-29-2003, 07:18 AM

*crosses name off virgin list*
*goes back into dark corner*

strange_one · 05-29-2003, 08:43 AM

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Travis Meekz · 05-29-2003, 10:36 AM

Just crossing your name off the list doesn't work. You actually have to have sex I belive.

guz · 05-29-2003, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by Travis Meeks
Just crossing your name off the list doesn't work. You actually have to have sex I belive.

Find this out the hard way?

ammy · 05-29-2003, 11:49 AM

like your lemonade?

i hope you lasted a respectable time, but hey, either way, congrats, you'll recieve your club identification card in the mail in 4 - 6 weeks.

Human Replica Droid · 05-29-2003, 11:54 AM

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Travis Meekz · 05-29-2003, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by guz
Find this out the hard way?

yeah

, what a fool I was

spfreak · 05-29-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ammy
like your lemonade?

i hope you lasted a respectable time, but hey, either way, congrats, you'll recieve your club identification card in the mail in 4 - 6 weeks.

..... i didn't cum
it was her first time too

but im guessing it gets better later on right??
.....RIGHT?!

Nimrod's Son · 05-29-2003, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spfreak

..... i didn't cum
it was her first time too
but im guessing it gets better later on right??
.....RIGHT?!

If you didn't cum, then I would have to say yes.

jczeroman · 05-29-2003, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spfreak

..... i didn't cum

Are you sure you put it in the right orphus?

Nimrod's Son · 05-29-2003, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jczeroman

Are you sure you put it in the right orphus?

My guess is it started to hurt so she told him to stop and left him with a case of blue balls.

She at least coulda sucked you off. Or even a handjob for shit's sake.

jczeroman · 05-29-2003, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
My guess is it started to hurt so she told him to stop and left him with a case of blue balls.

She at least coulda sucked you off. Or even a handjob for shit's sake.

no kidding man... I wouldn't settle for that... I would still consider him 1/2way a virgin.

Elvis The Fat Years · 05-29-2003, 01:50 PM

you should've shot her in the head and fucked the hole.

ammy · 05-29-2003, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spfreak

..... i didn't cum
it was her first time too
but im guessing it gets better later on right??
.....RIGHT?!

yes, it's a practice thing for a while, worry not

Nimrod's Son · 05-29-2003, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ammy

yes, it's a practice thing for a while, worry not

Is that what you told the limp dicked loser that got your cherry?

On my first time I made her cum. Then I came. I don't see what's so fucking complex about cumming when you're shoving your cock in a tight wet spot.

oui henri · 05-29-2003, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spfreak

..... i didn't cum
it was her first time too
but im guessing it gets better later on right??
.....RIGHT?!

like Ammy said, practice.

guz · 05-29-2003, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jczeroman

no kidding man... I wouldn't settle for that... I would still consider him 1/2way a virgin.

i'm going to have to second this. go work on that second half, son....you're not quite there yet.

Human Replica Droid · 05-29-2003, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

On my first time I made her cum.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!

...Sure you did.

Nimrod's Son · 05-29-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Human Replica Droid

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!

...Sure you did.

I did. You certainly weren't there.

Human Replica Droid · 05-29-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I did. You certainly weren't there.

Okey dokey.

Nimrod's Son · 05-29-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Human Replica Droid

Okey dokey.

For clarification, I didn't say that she was a virgin.

D. · 05-29-2003, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Is that what you told the limp dicked loser that got your cherry?

On my first time I made her cum. Then I came. I don't see what's so fucking complex about cumming when you're shoving your cock in a tight wet spot.

wow, you are quite the gentleman.

btw, i didn't come the first time i had sex. it was her first time and yes, we stopped after a bit. come to think of it, i might not have the second time (same day) we did, either. hmmm *thinks*

Nimrod's Son · 05-29-2003, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by David

wow, you are quite the gentleman.

btw, i didn't come the first time i had sex. it was her first time and yes, we stopped after a bit. come to think of it, i might not have the second time (same day) we did, either. hmmm *thinks*

What, did she pop?

Blank · 05-29-2003, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
What, did she pop?

I gotta stop reading this at work.......this was a great reply though.

05-29-2003, 07:18 AM	#1
spfreak Apocalyptic Poster Location: Toronto Posts: 1,401	*ahem* crosses name off virgin list goes back into dark corner

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strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	DETAILS

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Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	Just crossing your name off the list doesn't work. You actually have to have sex I belive.

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ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	like your lemonade? i hope you lasted a respectable time, but hey, either way, congrats, you'll recieve your club identification card in the mail in 4 - 6 weeks.

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Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	you should've shot her in the head and fucked the hole.