how do gay ppl lose virginity....

Ketchup · 05-27-2003, 11:44 PM

.... if they've never been with a member of the opposite sex? and if the whole anal/oral thing counts as losing virginity to gay people, then does it count for straight people? do strap-ons count for lesbians? discuss dammit.

neopryn · 05-27-2003, 11:47 PM

well this hasn't been done before...

that said, let's begin the insanity

Ketchup · 05-27-2003, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by ******
it's ok... feel free to explore the other side. we are not ones to judge

quite happy where i am, thank you.

Ugly · 05-27-2003, 11:49 PM

HOLDEN
Wait, wait, wait - you’re still a
virgin?

ALYSSA
No.

HOLDEN
But you’ve only been with girls.

ALYSSA
You’re saying a person’s a virgin
until they’ve had intercourse with a
member of the opposite sex?

HOLDEN
Isn’t that the standard definition?

ALYSSA
Again with the standards. I think
virginity is lost when you make love
for the first time.

HOLDEN
With a member of the opposite sex.

ALYSSA
Why? Why only then?

HOLDEN
Because that’s the standard.

ALYSSA
So if a virgin is raped, then she’s
still a virgin?

HOLDEN
Of course not.

ALYSSA
But rape is not the standard. So
she’s had sex, but not the standard
idea of sex. Hence, according to
your definition, she’d still be a
virgin.

HOLDEN
Okay, I’ll revise. Virginity is lost
when the hymen is broken.

ALYSSA
Then I lost my virginity at ten,
because I fell on a fence post when I
was ten, and it broke my hymen. Now I
have to tell people that I lost it to
a wooden post I’d known my whole young
life?

HOLDEN
Second revision - virginity is lost
through penetration.

ALYSSA
Physical penetration or emotional?

HOLDEN
Emotional?

ALYSSA
Well, I fell in love hard with Caitlin
Bree when we were in high school.

HOLDEN
Physical penetration.

ALYSSA
We had sex.

HOLDEN
Yeah, but not real sex.

ALYSSA
I move to have that remark stricken
from the record. On account of it
makes you come off as completely naive
and infantile.

HOLDEN
Well where’s the penetration in
lesbian sex.

Alyssa holds up her hand.

HOLDEN
A finger? Come on. I’ve had my
finger in my ass but I wouldn’t say
I’ve had anal sex.

ALYSSA
Did I hold up a finger?
(waves her hand)

HOLDEN
(beat; then he gets it)
You’re kidding?!?!
(she nods)
How...?!?

ALYSSA
Our bodies are built to pass a child,
for Christ’s sake.

HOLDEN
But doesn’t it hurt?!

ALYSSA
Sure. But in a good way. And it’s
only a once-in-awhile thing - reserved
for really special occasions.

HOLDEN
What about not-so-special occasions?

ALYSSA
Tongue only.

HOLDEN
But how can that be enough? I mean,
let’s be real - how big can a tongue
even get?

Alyssa swallows what she’s chewing and releases her
tongue, which is just huge. Holden is transfixed.
Alyssa wraps it back up and smiles, standing.

ALYSSA
Let’s go.

She exits. Holden remains in the swing. Alyssa comes
back in.

ALYSSA
Come on.

HOLDEN
Just...uh... just give me a moment.

strange_one · 05-27-2003, 11:50 PM

I don't know about lesbians, as to what would count as intercourse.
as far as homos go, recieving anal definitely counts as losing virginity, oral does not

neopryn · 05-27-2003, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly

I was going to mention the similarity, but I don't like to contribute too much.

Ketchup · 05-27-2003, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by strange_one
I don't know about lesbians, as to what would count as intercourse.
as far as homos go, recieving anal definitely counts as losing virginity, oral does not

receiving, not giving? so if you give anal, you can still technically be a virgin?

Random Female · 05-27-2003, 11:58 PM

dude, making love is making love. you can't say that for dykes only sex with a strap-on is sex. Some lesbos don't even do strap-ons or dildos - does that mean they're a virgin? no.

Ketchup · 05-28-2003, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by Random Female
dude, making love is making love. you can't say that for dykes only sex with a strap-on is sex. Some lesbos don't even do strap-ons or dildos - does that mean they're a virgin? no.

i didn't say ONLY strap-ons count for lesbos. i was just asking if it did. i didn't even say i believe one or the other, because frankly, i don't give two shits and a fuck.

meow · 05-28-2003, 12:22 AM

viginity is what you perceive it to be.

hence the 'born again' virgin.

strange_one · 05-28-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by Ketchup

receiving, not giving? so if you give anal, you can still technically be a virgin?

sorry, I meant giving and recieving

noir cat · 05-28-2003, 12:58 AM

Loss of virginity is achieved through penis penetration of the baby maker, otherwise known as vagina. Also penis penetrating the anus for gays. For lesbians... well, I guess they'll still sort of be virgins. Even if they get penetrated by a dildo or something... eh, well. Maybe that counts as half losing the virginity. *Shrug*. So that's my definition.

Shattered · 05-28-2003, 03:15 AM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
Loss of virginity is achieved through penis penetration of the baby maker, otherwise known as vagina. Also penis penetrating the anus for gays. For lesbians... well, I guess they'll still sort of be virgins. Even if they get penetrated by a dildo or something... eh, well. Maybe that counts as half losing the virginity. *Shrug*. So that's my definition.

My definition too. Except the "half losing the virginity" part.

The Pashing Smumpkin · 05-28-2003, 01:03 PM

this is a toughie... I know a way to simplify the whole arguement... Virginity is lost through the penetration of any orifice (vaginas, nostrils, ears, etc..) by a penis (human or animal). This *******s both giving and receiving. Lesbians are redundant...

Nimrod's Son · 05-28-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin
this is a toughie... I know a way to simplify the whole arguement... Virginity is lost through the penetration of any orifice (vaginas, nostrils, ears, etc..) by a penis (human or animal). This *******s both giving and receiving. Lesbians are redundant...

That's retarded. If a girl gives a hummer, she's still a virgin.

crescentfresh · 05-28-2003, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
That's retarded. If a girl gives a hummer, she's still a virgin.

OR IS SHE?!

The Pashing Smumpkin · 05-28-2003, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
That's retarded. If a girl gives a hummer, she's still a virgin.

Well then YOU come up with a theory! All this 'thinking' is making my head hurt...

Nimrod's Son · 05-28-2003, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin

Well then YOU come up with a theory! All this 'thinking' is making my head hurt...

Aight. Any chick that hasn't had a cock in her snatch is a virgin. Yes, so even a 50 yr old lesbo could still be a virgin.

Any guy that has never put his ramrod inside of a cooter is also a virgin. Yes, a 50 year old drag queen could still be a virgin.

The Pashing Smumpkin · 05-28-2003, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Aight. Any chick that hasn't had a cock in her snatch is a virgin. Yes, so even a 50 yr old lesbo could still be a virgin.

Any guy that has never put his ramrod inside of a cooter is also a virgin. Yes, a 50 year old drag queen could still be a virgin.

so your sticking strictly to the "cocks and cunts" side of the arguement. Does your theory apply to humans alone? What about a man who likes impaling female goats?

spa ced · 05-28-2003, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Aight. Any chick that hasn't had a cock in her snatch is a virgin. Yes, so even a 50 yr old lesbo could still be a virgin.

Any guy that has never put his ramrod inside of a cooter is also a virgin. Yes, a 50 year old drag queen could still be a virgin.

That's dumb.
This concept/theory on virginity of yours is totally hetero-sex based.
I like the more open ended point of view the females were taking towards this earlier in the thread. Losing ones virginity is different to everyone. Some think its lost when oral sex occurs, while others strongly believe that only until vaginal/anal sex is had is when its lost. However, you're just narrowing it down to heterosexual acts and that's retarded.

Nimrod's Son · 05-28-2003, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by sp_aced

That's dumb.
This concept/theory on virginity of yours is totally hetero-sex based.
I like the more open ended point of view the females were taking towards this earlier in the thread. Losing ones virginity is different to everyone. Some think its lost when oral sex occurs, while others strongly believe that only until vaginal/anal sex is had is when its lost. However, you're just narrowing it down to heterosexual acts and that's retarded.

No, because I define a virgin as one who has never engaged in sexual intercourse.

I consider sexual intercourse penis-vaginal contact.

You can say "I lost my anal virginity" or whatever if it makes you happy, but I'm going to have to go with the traditional definition of virginity.

Ap33west · 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly

i was gonna say that! it really needs the hand visual with the look of absolute horror on holden's face. good times.

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Any guy that has never put his ramrod inside of a cooter is also a virgin. Yes, a 50 year old drag queen could still be a virgin.

:erm drag queen is not the same thing as gay. you're confusing your gender identity disorders

EDIT: this is not meant to imply that homosexuality is a disorder

i know better than that, even though i do live in oklahoma
anthony

Nimrod's Son · 05-28-2003, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Ap33west

:erm drag queen is not the same thing as gay. you're confusing your gender identity disorders
anthony

I said "could be." I know not all gays are drag queens. I also know that not all drag queens are gay, but I think it's a safe bet to say that most drag queens are peter puffers.

05-27-2003, 11:44 PM	#1
Ketchup Apocalyptic Poster Location: Muskegon, MI Posts: 2,469	how do gay ppl lose virginity.... .... if they've never been with a member of the opposite sex? and if the whole anal/oral thing counts as losing virginity to gay people, then does it count for straight people? do strap-ons count for lesbians? discuss dammit.

05-27-2003, 11:49 PM	#4
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	HOLDEN Wait, wait, wait - you’re still a virgin? ALYSSA No. HOLDEN But you’ve only been with girls. ALYSSA You’re saying a person’s a virgin until they’ve had intercourse with a member of the opposite sex? HOLDEN Isn’t that the standard definition? ALYSSA Again with the standards. I think virginity is lost when you make love for the first time. HOLDEN With a member of the opposite sex. ALYSSA Why? Why only then? HOLDEN Because that’s the standard. ALYSSA So if a virgin is raped, then she’s still a virgin? HOLDEN Of course not. ALYSSA But rape is not the standard. So she’s had sex, but not the standard idea of sex. Hence, according to your definition, she’d still be a virgin. HOLDEN Okay, I’ll revise. Virginity is lost when the hymen is broken. ALYSSA Then I lost my virginity at ten, because I fell on a fence post when I was ten, and it broke my hymen. Now I have to tell people that I lost it to a wooden post I’d known my whole young life? HOLDEN Second revision - virginity is lost through penetration. ALYSSA Physical penetration or emotional? HOLDEN Emotional? ALYSSA Well, I fell in love hard with Caitlin Bree when we were in high school. HOLDEN Physical penetration. ALYSSA We had sex. HOLDEN Yeah, but not real sex. ALYSSA I move to have that remark stricken from the record. On account of it makes you come off as completely naive and infantile. HOLDEN Well where’s the penetration in lesbian sex. Alyssa holds up her hand. HOLDEN A finger? Come on. I’ve had my finger in my ass but I wouldn’t say I’ve had anal sex. ALYSSA Did I hold up a finger? (waves her hand) HOLDEN (beat; then he gets it) You’re kidding?!?! (she nods) How...?!? ALYSSA Our bodies are built to pass a child, for Christ’s sake. HOLDEN But doesn’t it hurt?! ALYSSA Sure. But in a good way. And it’s only a once-in-awhile thing - reserved for really special occasions. HOLDEN What about not-so-special occasions? ALYSSA Tongue only. HOLDEN But how can that be enough? I mean, let’s be real - how big can a tongue even get? Alyssa swallows what she’s chewing and releases her tongue, which is just huge. Holden is transfixed. Alyssa wraps it back up and smiles, standing. ALYSSA Let’s go. She exits. Holden remains in the swing. Alyssa comes back in. ALYSSA Come on. HOLDEN Just...uh... just give me a moment. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-28-2003, 12:58 AM	#12
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Loss of virginity is achieved through penis penetration of the baby maker, otherwise known as vagina. Also penis penetrating the anus for gays. For lesbians... well, I guess they'll still sort of be virgins. Even if they get penetrated by a dildo or something... eh, well. Maybe that counts as half losing the virginity. Shrug. So that's my definition. __________________ This time i kept watch of the tub to make sure the goldfish would not commit suicide, for, no matter how mad it was at life or at god or at its life partner, there was no way i was going to be on call when it finally managed to take its own life. -- M.

05-27-2003, 11:47 PM	#2
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	well this hasn't been done before... that said, let's begin the insanity

05-27-2003, 11:50 PM	#5
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	I don't know about lesbians, as to what would count as intercourse. as far as homos go, recieving anal definitely counts as losing virginity, oral does not

05-27-2003, 11:58 PM	#8
Random Female Apocalyptic Poster Location: white folks' ghetto, San Diego Posts: 2,005	dude, making love is making love. you can't say that for dykes only sex with a strap-on is sex. Some lesbos don't even do strap-ons or dildos - does that mean they're a virgin? no.

05-28-2003, 12:22 AM	#10
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	viginity is what you perceive it to be. hence the 'born again' virgin.

05-28-2003, 01:03 PM	#14
The Pashing Smumpkin Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,128	this is a toughie... I know a way to simplify the whole arguement... Virginity is lost through the penetration of any orifice (vaginas, nostrils, ears, etc..) by a penis (human or animal). This *******s both giving and receiving. Lesbians are redundant...