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Eulogy · 05-27-2003, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I know that since his return, his posts are insipid and not funny.

I could have read this board for the first time today and figured that one out, genius.

And I know that pastor is hilarious and you are not.

So he wins, and you lose.

Better luck next time.

Nimrod's Son · 05-27-2003, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

Is this one of those homophobic things?

just as there are good people and bad people, there are good fags and bad fags.

Nimrod's Son · 05-27-2003, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy

And I know that pastor is hilarious and you are not.

So he wins, and you lose.

Better luck next time.

Wins what? What in the fuck are you talking about?

Besides, you're in the target demographic for the Lizzie McGuire movie. What should you know from funny?

ask · 05-27-2003, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy

You don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb fucking newbie.

he is starting to bother me as well.

05-27-2003, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by pastor
here's a word of advice if you don't want your feelings hurt on a message board: Don't volunteer such personal information in such a dubious way, and don't be such a provocative twat if there's a limit to what you're trying to provoke.

That's what I'm tryin to say. *gives dap*

Nimrod's Son · 05-27-2003, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by ask

he is starting to bother me as well.

Eulogy · 05-27-2003, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Wins what? What in the fuck are you talking about?

Besides, you're in the target demographic for the Lizzie McGuire movie. What should you know from funny?

Wins...whatever contest you seem to be trying so hard to win. I don't know.

And don't make references to my age when you attack me. It really brings down the value of anything you say.

And you won't be able to find anyone who's been here a while and doesn't think pastor is a funny motherfucker.

Nimrod's Son · 05-27-2003, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

That's what I'm tryin to say. *gives dap*

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I didn't say you hurt my feelings, I said your joke made no sense.

C'mon Rhino, you're better than that. You're just trying to egg them on.

ask · 05-27-2003, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by pastor

I don't believe you.

And if it is true, here's a word of advice if you don't want your feelings hurt on a message board: Don't volunteer such personal information in such a dubious way, and don't be such a provocative twat if there's a limit to what you're trying to provoke.

it will be interesting when he starts posting pictures of crescentfresh taking it in the ass.

Nimrod's Son · 05-27-2003, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy

Wins...whatever contest you seem to be trying so hard to win. I don't know.

And don't make references to my age when you attack me. It really brings down the value of anything you say.

And you won't be able to find anyone who's been here a while and doesn't think pastor is a funny motherfucker.

1 - I really don't know what you're talking about. This was a grammatical discussion until you went off the deep end for no fucking reason.
2 - Why not? To whom does it bring down the value, to you? You know how in the past, you didn't understand stuff and people told you you'd understand when you're older? Well, this is one of those times.
3 - I fail to see how anything like this is even remotely funny:

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Originally posted by pastor

Will it appease you if I use "rectal matriarch" instead? Or will that bring up unwelcome memories of your mother? SNAP.

Please explain the immense humor that results from saying: "your mother" and "SNAP." Really.

05-27-2003, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

C'mon Rhino, you're better than that. You're just trying to egg them on.

He struck a nerve. I have to give solid props to that shit.

Nimrod's Son · 05-27-2003, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

He struck a nerve. I have to give solid props to that shit.

Nah, he didn't. In fact my mom is alive and well. There was no nerve to strike. Just because I think someone is a piece of shit doesn't mean they "got my goat."

Eulogy · 05-27-2003, 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

1 - I really don't know what you're talking about. This was a grammatical discussion until you went off the deep end for no fucking reason.
2 - Why not? To whom does it bring down the value, to you? You know how in the past, you didn't understand stuff and people told you you'd understand when you're older? Well, this is one of those times.
3 - I fail to see how anything like this is even remotely funny:

1 - You're trying too hard.
2 - If it's all you can use, that's sad. It's been done before. Try and be a little more original. Throwing in cheap lines about Lizzie McGuire doesn't help you.
3 - You have not been here very long. You do not know pastor. That is why you don't think he is funny. I thought you'd be able to understand that one.

05-27-2003, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Nah, he didn't. In fact my mom is alive and well. There was no nerve to strike. Just because I think someone is a piece of shit doesn't mean they "got my goat."

You can say anything on the internet.

pastor · 05-27-2003, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
And to think I used to like that kid, but he changed once the Queen of the Fags returned.

That's already getting tired. I realize you've chosen to call me a fag, et. al because you have little other ammo to go on. That, or it's a homophobic thing. For your benefit in future flame wars started by your own defensiveness and asinine attempts to prove yourself on a message board, I provide the following information about me:

-I am a bouquet enthusiast, but have found my wrists too limp to become a serious flower designer.
- I love Trading Spaces.
- Rupert Everett is dreamy.
- I am prone to wearing fanny packs. The more zippers, the more space to hold my berets!
- I have a lisp that would make Daffy Duck hang himself with envy, then turn green, then miraculously fall down, only to bounce away in a fit of maniacal laughs.
- The Carlsbad Caverns people have complained that the guided tours that I conduct through my gaping sphincter to my colon have stolen business from them. I just respond with a very femme "Get over it, girlfriend!"
- Who doesn't love rhinestones?
- I want you. I pick arguments with you because I know I can't have you. The strife of our heated exchanges is the closest I will ever get to strokes beneath the sheets.

...Hmm. Maybe there isn't much else to me. Alright, then. Flame away!

Nimrod's Son · 05-27-2003, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy

1 - You're trying too hard.
2 - If it's all you can use, that's sad. It's been done before. Try and be a little more original. Throwing in cheap lines about Lizzie McGuire doesn't help you.
3 - You have not been here very long. You do not know pastor. That is why you don't think he is funny. I thought you'd be able to understand that one.

This is the last post I'll make about on this stupid thread. I've wasted too much time on it as it is.

The age thing isn't "all I can use" but at times, it is relevant that I'm trying to explain things to someone that has only had pubes for two years.

If you read what I said, you'd have seen that I said since he's been back, he's not funny. I posted an example of one of his attempts at being funny, and asked you to explain it to me, but you chose to ignore that and instead said that I "don't know" him. You seem to feel as if "oh, if I knew him then everything he said would be funny" when the fact remains that the things he said aren't funny.

Adam Sandler is funny, but if he was reading pastor's posts, he wouldn't be funny.

I don't think he's funny. I don't particularly like what I've seen of him, so far.

You worship the ground he walks on.

This all all well and good. I will agree to disagree with you on that point. Just because someone doesn't like your hero, boohoo.

05-27-2003, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Please explain the immense humor that results from saying: "your mother" and "SNAP." Really.

Since when have you been a champion of high-brow humor? Come on.

noyen · 05-27-2003, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by pastor

That's already getting tired. I realize you've chosen to call me a fag, et. al because you have little other ammo to go on. That, or it's a homophobic thing. For your benefit in future flame wars started by your own defensiveness and asinine attempts to prove yourself on a message board, I provide the following information about me:

-I am a bouquet enthusiast, but have found my wrists too limp to become a serious flower designer.
- I love Trading Spaces.
- Rupert Everett is dreamy.
- I am prone to wearing fanny packs. The more zippers, the more space to hold my berets!
- I have a lisp that would make Daffy Duck hang himself with envy, then turn green, then miraculously fall down, only to bounce away in a fit of maniacal laughs.
- The Carlsbad Caverns people have complained that the guided tours that I conduct through my gaping sphincter to my colon have stolen business from them. I just respond with a very femme "Get over it, girlfriend!"
- Who doesn't love rhinestones?
- I want you. I pick arguments with you because I know I can't have you. The strife of our heated exchanges is the closest I will ever get to strokes beneath the sheets.

...Hmm. Maybe there isn't much else to me. Alright, then. Flame away!

oh, buttercup. i really do love you.

Nimrod's Son · 05-27-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

Since when have you been a champion of high-brow humor? Come on.

It doesn't matter whether it's high or low brow, it isn't funny.

Ok so I lied. Now I really am out of here.

Eulogy · 05-27-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

If you read what I said, you'd have seen that I said since he's been back, he's not funny. I posted an example of one of his attempts at being funny, and asked you to explain it to me, but you chose to ignore than and instead said that I "don't know" him. You seem to feel as if "oh, if I knew him then everything he said would be funny" when the fact remains that the things he said aren't funny.

Adam Sandler is funny, but if he was reading pastor's posts, he wouldn't be funny.

I don't think he's funny. I don't particularly like what I've seen of him, so far.

You worship the ground he walks on.

This all all well and good. I will agree to disagree with you on that point. Just because someone doesn't like your hero, boohoo.

So basically, you didn't understand anything I said. Ok. I guess we're done here then. Or you forgot half of what you posted.

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And there's already a troll that does the LOL thing. You're really not in the slighest bit funny or interesting, faggot.

..right.

pastor · 05-27-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Please explain the immense humor that results from saying: "your mother" and "SNAP." Really.

You know, I have to give you that. It wasn't too funny a comment. And I admit -- I have been off my 'funny' game lately. But do you really expect a guy to be a wellspring of hilarity when his mother and grandmother just died in a horrible accident? Have a little compassion.

05-27-2003, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
It doesn't matter whether it's high or low brow, it isn't funny.

Ok so I lied. Now I really am out of here.

I was talking about your joke, which also wasn't funny.

09:26 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Adam Sandler is funny.

I don't find him very funny at all.

Humor is in the eye of the beholder.

pastor · 05-27-2003, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy
3 - You have not been here very long. You do not know pastor. That is why you don't think he is funny. I thought you'd be able to understand that one.

I don't think anyone should laugh at someone else's jokes because he is the appointed funny guy. That's what has happened to Robin Williams for the past few years, and it has resulted in atrocities that rival that of the Holocaust. If a line isn't funny, it isn't funny. And sometimes, I'm aiming for snide and stupid, not funny -- common netphorian perception aside. This comment is also intended for Nimrod's Son, so don't think I'm riding you. (cue Nimrod for homophobic joke)

I do appreciate the back-up, though, G.

Eulogy · 05-27-2003, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by pastor

I don't think anyone should laugh at someone else's jokes because he is the appointed funny guy. That's what has happened to Robin Williams for the past few years, and it has resulted in atrocities that rival that of the Holocaust. If a line isn't funny, it isn't funny. And sometimes, I'm aiming for snide and stupid, not funny -- common netphorian perception aside. This comment is also intended for Nimrod's Son, so don't think I'm riding you. (cue Nimrod for homophobic joke)

I do appreciate the back-up, though, G.

Oh, no. That wasn't what I was talking about.

He said you were uninteresting and not funny...not that any one joke was bad. That's what chapped my ass. Because he hasn't been around.