has anyone ever posted a fake sex ad on craigslist

redbull · 07-16-2009, 07:30 PM

plz share your experiences

exactlythesame · 07-16-2009, 07:31 PM

no, have you

redbull · 07-16-2009, 07:32 PM

maybe

ravenguy2000 · 07-16-2009, 07:36 PM

Yeah, but it was "fake." That's right, just like you said. Fake as can be.

Gish08 · 07-16-2009, 10:27 PM

I'd guess that 95% of craigslist casual encounters ads are spammers/bots.

mxzombie · 07-16-2009, 10:28 PM

that's a bold guess. got any statistics?

Gish08 · 07-16-2009, 10:29 PM

load up a page, send replies with a bullshit email account, and see how many real people respond. you'd be lucky if you got one.

mxzombie · 07-16-2009, 10:30 PM

i didn't ask for suggestions.

Gish08 · 07-16-2009, 10:31 PM

Well I did say guess. I didn't make a definite claim.

mxzombie · 07-16-2009, 10:32 PM

how often do you respond to these ads?

Gish08 · 07-16-2009, 10:35 PM

why? have you had some luck? don't really care as i was experimenting. what is basically discrete anonymous sex based on a craigslist post is pretty fucked.

mxzombie · 07-16-2009, 10:38 PM

that post doesn't make sense. i'm just wondering what you based your estimate on. i mean, 95% fake is a pretty outrageous proportion.

ravenguy2000 · 07-16-2009, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gish08

what is basically discrete anonymous sex based on a craigslist post is pretty fucked.

yeah, read this out loud and retype it

Caine Walker · 07-16-2009, 11:07 PM

it made more sense in his head.

ravenguy2000 · 07-16-2009, 11:11 PM

can we get back to the craigslist sex now

Caine Walker · 07-16-2009, 11:12 PM

i never got what i wanted out of it.

ravenguy2000 · 07-16-2009, 11:13 PM

yeah, unsafe sex with anonymous partners never filled the black empty hole in my heart either

Caine Walker · 07-16-2009, 11:15 PM

i think i'd be into filling a black empty hole.

ravenguy2000 · 07-16-2009, 11:16 PM

well you're already dating one

ravenguy2000 · 07-16-2009, 11:17 PM

i don't really mean that

Caine Walker · 07-16-2009, 11:18 PM

you're digressing.

pale_princess · 07-16-2009, 11:19 PM

a friend of mine posted a fake "JO buddies (no gay shit)" one and posted the results to That Other Messageboard. was hilar.

ravenguy2000 · 07-16-2009, 11:23 PM

jo buddies are the best.

pale_princess · 07-16-2009, 11:32 PM

Lookin for a chill bro(JO) (nsfw)

Gish08 · 07-16-2009, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie

that post doesn't make sense. i'm just wondering what you based your estimate on. i mean, 95% fake is a pretty outrageous proportion.

the site is flooded with bots/spammers. If it's not 95% it's still ridiculously high

TheMilstead · 11:50 PM

I've got a fake OkCupid account for a girl with slutty pictures and an obsession with casual encounters. But whenever I get a message like, "hey babii gurrl ur hott" or "how r u lol my dick is turnin in2 a tree," I launch into a long copy/pasta lecture on proper grammar to throw them off.

Excuses I've gotten:
"my keyboards broke"
"im sick gurl"
"im stressed ova a test"
"i failed grammer"
"my keyboard dont have all da keys"
"just tell me if u like it in ur other hole"

I'm not making any of those up.

Joe · 07-16-2009, 11:46 PM

what is the craigslist of witch you speak?

07-16-2009, 07:30 PM	#1
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	has anyone ever posted a fake sex ad on craigslist plz share your experiences

07-16-2009, 11:43 PM	#26
TheMilstead Minion of Satan Location: Damn fine cup of coffee. Posts: 5,520	I've got a fake OkCupid account for a girl with slutty pictures and an obsession with casual encounters. But whenever I get a message like, "hey babii gurrl ur hott" or "how r u lol my dick is turnin in2 a tree," I launch into a long copy/pasta lecture on proper grammar to throw them off. Excuses I've gotten: "my keyboards broke" "im sick gurl" "im stressed ova a test" "i failed grammer" "my keyboard dont have all da keys" "just tell me if u like it in ur other hole" I'm not making any of those up. Last edited by TheMilstead : 07-16-2009 at 11:50 PM. Reason: I've apparently failed grammar, myself.

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07-16-2009, 07:31 PM	#2
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	no, have you

07-16-2009, 07:32 PM	#3
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	maybe

07-16-2009, 07:36 PM	#4
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	Yeah, but it was "fake." That's right, just like you said. Fake as can be.

07-16-2009, 10:27 PM	#5
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,560	I'd guess that 95% of craigslist casual encounters ads are spammers/bots.

07-16-2009, 10:28 PM	#6
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	that's a bold guess. got any statistics?

07-16-2009, 10:29 PM	#7
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,560	load up a page, send replies with a bullshit email account, and see how many real people respond. you'd be lucky if you got one.

07-16-2009, 10:30 PM	#8
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	i didn't ask for suggestions.

07-16-2009, 10:31 PM	#9
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,560	Well I did say guess. I didn't make a definite claim.

07-16-2009, 10:32 PM	#10
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	how often do you respond to these ads?

07-16-2009, 10:35 PM	#11
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,560	why? have you had some luck? don't really care as i was experimenting. what is basically discrete anonymous sex based on a craigslist post is pretty fucked.

07-16-2009, 10:38 PM	#12
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	that post doesn't make sense. i'm just wondering what you based your estimate on. i mean, 95% fake is a pretty outrageous proportion.

07-16-2009, 11:07 PM	#14
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,479	it made more sense in his head.

07-16-2009, 11:11 PM	#15
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	can we get back to the craigslist sex now

07-16-2009, 11:12 PM	#16
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,479	i never got what i wanted out of it.

07-16-2009, 11:13 PM	#17
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	yeah, unsafe sex with anonymous partners never filled the black empty hole in my heart either

07-16-2009, 11:15 PM	#18
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,479	i think i'd be into filling a black empty hole.

07-16-2009, 11:16 PM	#19
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	well you're already dating one

07-16-2009, 11:17 PM	#20
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	i don't really mean that

07-16-2009, 11:18 PM	#21
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,479	you're digressing.

07-16-2009, 11:19 PM	#22
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,085	a friend of mine posted a fake "JO buddies (no gay shit)" one and posted the results to That Other Messageboard. was hilar.

07-16-2009, 11:23 PM	#23
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	jo buddies are the best.

07-16-2009, 11:32 PM	#24
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,085	Lookin for a chill bro(JO) (nsfw)

07-16-2009, 11:46 PM	#27
Joe Apocalyptic Poster Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,619	what is the craigslist of witch you speak?