so lemme tell you about my new car.

Joe · 07-10-2009, 10:31 PM

cause this is funny.

it is a 95 civic EX. but it's the good one with the v tech motor, so it's pretty bad ass, i got it from my neice, who bought a newer version of the same car. it was an intercooler, and a bunch of peformance parts, so by the time you shift into 4th gear (it's manual) you are already going 70mph.

now for the funny part. it looks like shit. it's primer gray, because my neice spray painted it primer gray. and the bumpers are queer aftermarket shit so the front end looks like a smiley face, and the back end looks like the spaceship from aliens. she also carried her dog around in it everywhere so the inside is trashed, but i plan on fixing that on my next day off. not to mention you cannot drive over speed bumps because the front bumber scrapes them.

but it's super fun to drive, but everywhere i go, much like my every post here people are just laughing at me.

but if any volvo enthuisists out there want a 86 volvo just for parts or whatever, it still runs, just not often lemme know.

reprise85 · 07-11-2009, 12:32 AM

Congrats I guess

Personally I couldn't imagine buying a 15 year old car. But I guess you probably got a good deal and just need whatever to drive. So cool

slunken · 07-11-2009, 01:03 AM

Primer gray is the new candy apple red. Relish it.

duovamp · 07-11-2009, 01:24 AM

Intercooler? It has an aftermarket turbocharger?

Also there are tons of great Honda/Civic forums out there where you can learn a lot about what's been done to your car. That gen Civic is probably my favorite. They're great cars.

And btw, not to correct every little spelling error, but for future reference it's spelled VTEC. VTEC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I'm Hardcore · 07-11-2009, 01:32 AM

you're on ignore, so i guess i wont be hearing about your car any time soon

Joe · 07-11-2009, 01:59 AM

way to gossamer up the thread ya douche

and thanks for the link duovamp, i'm checking it out now, and yeah i messed up vtech withc is awfull cause it is on the motor of the car.

sickbadthing · 07-11-2009, 02:48 AM

aren't you a fake person so like this story is fake and i have no idea why you posted this

i got a 2007 something or other car big fucking deal. i go to fucking target with it wooooooooo

07-10-2009, 10:31 PM	#1
Joe Apocalyptic Poster Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,619	so lemme tell you about my new car. cause this is funny. it is a 95 civic EX. but it's the good one with the v tech motor, so it's pretty bad ass, i got it from my neice, who bought a newer version of the same car. it was an intercooler, and a bunch of peformance parts, so by the time you shift into 4th gear (it's manual) you are already going 70mph. now for the funny part. it looks like shit. it's primer gray, because my neice spray painted it primer gray. and the bumpers are queer aftermarket shit so the front end looks like a smiley face, and the back end looks like the spaceship from aliens. she also carried her dog around in it everywhere so the inside is trashed, but i plan on fixing that on my next day off. not to mention you cannot drive over speed bumps because the front bumber scrapes them. but it's super fun to drive, but everywhere i go, much like my every post here people are just laughing at me. but if any volvo enthuisists out there want a 86 volvo just for parts or whatever, it still runs, just not often lemme know.

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07-11-2009, 12:32 AM	#2
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	Congrats I guess Personally I couldn't imagine buying a 15 year old car. But I guess you probably got a good deal and just need whatever to drive. So cool

07-11-2009, 01:03 AM	#3
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	Primer gray is the new candy apple red. Relish it.

07-11-2009, 01:24 AM	#4
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Intercooler? It has an aftermarket turbocharger? Also there are tons of great Honda/Civic forums out there where you can learn a lot about what's been done to your car. That gen Civic is probably my favorite. They're great cars. And btw, not to correct every little spelling error, but for future reference it's spelled VTEC. VTEC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

07-11-2009, 01:32 AM	#5
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	you're on ignore, so i guess i wont be hearing about your car any time soon

07-11-2009, 01:59 AM	#6
Joe Apocalyptic Poster Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,619	way to gossamer up the thread ya douche and thanks for the link duovamp, i'm checking it out now, and yeah i messed up vtech withc is awfull cause it is on the motor of the car.

07-11-2009, 02:48 AM	#7
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	aren't you a fake person so like this story is fake and i have no idea why you posted this i got a 2007 something or other car big fucking deal. i go to fucking target with it wooooooooo