wierd phone calls.

dusty · 05-26-2003, 08:22 PM

me: hello?
caller: (voices in the background) hey, where are you?
me: what? um... who is this?
caller: maaaaaan..... hey, um, i think the house is on fire.
me: what?! who is this?
caller: this is uuuhhhh hayden.
me: oh. ok. i think you have the wrong number
caller: *hangs up*

yes. it made me giggle. i hope he got that whole fire situation taken care of

toyschoketoys · 05-26-2003, 08:38 PM

Me : Hello
Her : Hi
Me : i just came
her : I am calling the police you fuck thats every night this week

guess it doesnt help i am right out side her door as i do it.

STFU · 05-26-2003, 08:39 PM

Interviewer: I see you have some missing time on your resume.
Interviewee: And your point?
Interviewer: what did you do from 1995 to 2000?
Interviewee: I was a farmer in Columbia.
Interviewer : Columbia oh I see. What did you do as a farmer in Columbia?
Interviewee: I grew almonds and cashews.
Interviewer: What was your salary?
Interviewee: I made $412,000 a year.
Interviewer: Wow why did you quit?
Interviewee: I was arrested on suspicion of smuggling cocaine.
Interviewer: Umm. What happened?
Interviewee: I moved back to the states.
Interviewer: You know this job only pays $35,000 per year.?
Interviewee: You've got 750 young people working here, right?
Interviewee: $35,000 is just fine.
Interviewer: Well you've got the job but there is one thing.
Interviewee: What?
(the interviewer and interviewee both stand)
Interviewer: By the way you have a white powder in your mustache.
Interviewee: Brushes mustache and heads for the door.
Interviewer: I expect one ounce of your "almonds and cashews" every month. I used to farm in Columbia too.
Interviewee: Thanks for your time see you tomorrow, and of course I'll bring your ounce.
Interviewee leaves shuts door.
Interviewer: Thinks what an ass if he only knew I just got out of prison for smuggling coke out of Columbia.

D. · 05-26-2003, 08:44 PM

it was fear factory, dusty.

05-26-2003, 08:59 PM

Everytime somebody says "who is this" when they call here I hang up immediately

dusty · 05-26-2003, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by David
it was fear factory, dusty.

but i was on the other line with him at the time!!!!!

dusty · 05-26-2003, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sean Casey
Everytime somebody says "who is this" when they call here I hang up immediately

how kind of you

once i called ****** and i couldn't remember his first name so his mom hung up one me. it brought me back to my old telemarketer days, it did!

05-26-2003, 09:03 PM

I also hang up if they take more than 3 seconds to respond after I say "hello"

Yesterday I got both of those in one call and didn't actually hang up. after about 5 seconds the started going "hello hello hello?!?!?!?!?!" and I said "yeah" and then he said "who is this?"

i told him i was whoever he wanted to be and then he asked if he had dialed *insert number close to mine* and I told him he had

i rarely bother to fuck with people on the phone, and unforunately he just said he didn't think it was and hung up

twilightfadez · 05-26-2003, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by STFU
Interviewer: I see you have some missing time on your resume.
Interviewee: And your point?
Interviewer: what did you do from 1995 to 2000?
Interviewee: I was a farmer in Columbia.
Interviewer : Columbia oh I see. What did you do as a farmer in Columbia?
Interviewee: I grew almonds and cashews.
Interviewer: What was your salary?
Interviewee: I made $412,000 a year.
Interviewer: Wow why did you quit?
Interviewee: I was arrested on suspicion of smuggling cocaine.
Interviewer: Umm. What happened?
Interviewee: I moved back to the states.
Interviewer: You know this job only pays $35,000 per year.?
Interviewee: You've got 750 young people working here, right?
Interviewee: $35,000 is just fine.
Interviewer: Well you've got the job but there is one thing.
Interviewee: What?
(the interviewer and interviewee both stand)
Interviewer: By the way you have a white powder in your mustache.
Interviewee: Brushes mustache and heads for the door.
Interviewer: I expect one ounce of your "almonds and cashews" every month. I used to farm in Columbia too.
Interviewee: Thanks for your time see you tomorrow, and of course I'll bring your ounce.
Interviewee leaves shuts door.
Interviewer: Thinks what an ass if he only knew I just got out of prison for smuggling coke out of Columbia.

it's COLOMBIA
not Columbia

Nimrod's Son · 05-26-2003, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twilightfadez

it's COLOMBIA
not Columbia

Maybe he was smuggling coke off of the space shuttle.

dusty · 05-26-2003, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Maybe he was smuggling coke off of the space shuttle.

D. · 05-26-2003, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dusty
but i was on the other line with him at the time!!!!!

!!!

Eve · 05-26-2003, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Maybe he was smuggling coke off of the space shuttle.

tee-hee
or out of columbia, mo (where i go to school). but i think the space shuttle is more humorous.

Geek USA · 05-27-2003, 03:25 AM

me: hello?
caller: hi, um heh heh banana
me: heheh thank you that was beautiful
caller: no, thank you
me: heheheh ok
caller: ok bye
me: bye
caller: *hangs up*

dusty · 05-27-2003, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Geek USA
me: hello?
caller: hi, um heh heh banana
me: heheh thank you that was beautiful
caller: no, thank you
me: heheheh ok
caller: ok bye
me: bye
caller: *hangs up*

severin · 05-27-2003, 07:16 AM

no one ever calls me, besides my mom, and my sister....

05-26-2003, 08:22 PM	#1
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	wierd phone calls. me: hello? caller: (voices in the background) hey, where are you? me: what? um... who is this? caller: maaaaaan..... hey, um, i think the house is on fire. me: what?! who is this? caller: this is uuuhhhh hayden. me: oh. ok. i think you have the wrong number caller: hangs up yes. it made me giggle. i hope he got that whole fire situation taken care of

05-26-2003, 08:38 PM	#2
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,823	mines is better Me : Hello Her : Hi Me : i just came her : I am calling the police you fuck thats every night this week guess it doesnt help i am right out side her door as i do it. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-26-2003, 08:39 PM	#3
STFU Demi-God Location: Ouachita Mountains Posts: 438	Interviewer: I see you have some missing time on your resume. Interviewee: And your point? Interviewer: what did you do from 1995 to 2000? Interviewee: I was a farmer in Columbia. Interviewer : Columbia oh I see. What did you do as a farmer in Columbia? Interviewee: I grew almonds and cashews. Interviewer: What was your salary? Interviewee: I made $412,000 a year. Interviewer: Wow why did you quit? Interviewee: I was arrested on suspicion of smuggling cocaine. Interviewer: Umm. What happened? Interviewee: I moved back to the states. Interviewer: You know this job only pays $35,000 per year.? Interviewee: You've got 750 young people working here, right? Interviewee: $35,000 is just fine. Interviewer: Well you've got the job but there is one thing. Interviewee: What? (the interviewer and interviewee both stand) Interviewer: By the way you have a white powder in your mustache. Interviewee: Brushes mustache and heads for the door. Interviewer: I expect one ounce of your "almonds and cashews" every month. I used to farm in Columbia too. Interviewee: Thanks for your time see you tomorrow, and of course I'll bring your ounce. Interviewee leaves shuts door. Interviewer: Thinks what an ass if he only knew I just got out of prison for smuggling coke out of Columbia. __________________ I wish I knew what I was looking for. Whatever it isn't I've found that many times.

05-27-2003, 07:16 AM	#16
severin no more than sympathy Location: lying on the floor Posts: 14,826	no one ever calls me, besides my mom, and my sister.... __________________ i once told a To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. that nothing really ends

05-26-2003, 08:44 PM	#4
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	it was fear factory, dusty.

05-26-2003, 08:59 PM	#5
Sean Casey Posts: n/a	Everytime somebody says "who is this" when they call here I hang up immediately

05-26-2003, 09:03 PM	#8
Sean Casey Posts: n/a	I also hang up if they take more than 3 seconds to respond after I say "hello" Yesterday I got both of those in one call and didn't actually hang up. after about 5 seconds the started going "hello hello hello?!?!?!?!?!" and I said "yeah" and then he said "who is this?" i told him i was whoever he wanted to be and then he asked if he had dialed insert number close to mine and I told him he had i rarely bother to fuck with people on the phone, and unforunately he just said he didn't think it was and hung up

05-27-2003, 03:25 AM	#14
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	me: hello? caller: hi, um heh heh banana me: heheh thank you that was beautiful caller: no, thank you me: heheheh ok caller: ok bye me: bye caller: hangs up