i figured out why wal-mart is so god-awful horrible

Samsa · 10-12-2002, 04:47 PM

they don't distribute shopping baskets. you have to use a shopping cart and the aisles are tiny thin and unorganizede. yeah. i bought cd-rs

i'm gonna make some cds. some cds for julio and my sister wants me to make a cd for her with the following songs on it:

(does she have good taste?)

jeff buckley:

satisfied mind
mama you've been on my mind
sweet angelina

tim buckley:

i never asked to be your mountain

fred neil:

that's the bag i'm in

any song by the residents

ed harcourt:

she fell into my arm

sleater kinney:

oh/one beat

patti smith:

hey joe

american music club:

pablo picasso

the fall:

h.o.w.

the buzzcocks:

ever fallen in love?

lauryn hill:

i just gotta find peace of mind
just want you around
oh jerusalem

*****

but yeah i also bought tampons at wal-mart. ob ultra brand cuz they make ultra i dunno if other heh if other companies do. the other ones i bought were some new lookin brand equate. i bought it cuz i dunno. i was wondering if they're like made by a cool company i'll research them on peta or something.

oh yeah ha i also saw like 'training tampons' like tampons for beginners? i should tell my ra about it. it was weird she came in one day crying asking if my roommate was there and i was all 'no' and she was all 'oh' and i was all 'what's wrong?' and she was all telling me about how she can't put her tampon in and she has to go swimming and she's never done it before and she can't do it and she askedme if i had any tips and i was all 'umm...no...' oh man it was embarassing. yeah. and i'd tell her about the training tampons but i dunt wanna embarass her. yeah. or like. make it all uncomfortable.

SPChris · 10-12-2002, 04:50 PM

training tampons? they have to train you girls for everything don't they. j/k

Travis Meekz · 10-12-2002, 04:57 PM

that's great
you should be a detective

Samsa · 10-12-2002, 05:08 PM

you can laugh if you want, but next time you go to wal-mart and are in need of a shopping basket and can't make due without anything at all, you'll see how horrible it is to wheel around a big huge shopping cart.

Travis Meekz · 10-12-2002, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa
you can laugh if you want, but next time you go to wal-mart and are in need of a shopping basket and can't make due without anything at all, you'll see how horrible it is to wheel around a big huge shopping cart.

see, this is exactly why I call you psyco. Just deal with it you crazy bitch.

Samsa · 10-12-2002, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks

see, this is exactly why I call you psyco. Just deal with it you crazy bitch.

just deal with what?

i did deal with it. i bought tampons and cdrs and then drove home. i wasn't aware me posting about something equated to me being a psycho. if that were true then you would be a psycho too. i just think it's weird how they don't offer shopping baskets. you obviously don't understand what i'm trying to say because if you did you'd understand how difficult it is to get around wal-mart when it's packed and everyone has these big huge shopping carts lumbering around.

Samsa · 10-12-2002, 05:19 PM

my sister is making dinner for me tonight

i gotta go to her apartment though i'm scared :x it'll be cool to see it though and this like 200 dollar elephant she got for her birthday cuz her roommate was taking care of this little boy and he broke its ear and the shopkeeper made her buy it or something

i have to pick up a crusty bread

heh.

i wonder

i'm scared :x that my sister's potsmoking roommate will be there. maybe he'll offer me some pot!i've never smoked weed

hm.

ok i gotta go my dad wants to get online

sickbadthing · 10-12-2002, 05:28 PM

WalMart scares me.

Old people seem like they're working but they're not. They're getting paid to stand there and I guess DIE whenever they decide it's convenient.

I take that back. There was an old man who helped me find out where they put their clock radios. Then he just kept talking and talking about this and that. They didn't have the goddamn clock radio I wanted so I wanted to leave but he just kept going on about the clockradio that sets itself and blah blah blah I'm old and I work at WalMart.

Hurry up and die old man. I don't want to hear your goddamn life story.

Then I'm leaving and I want to move a little faster than the rest of the herd but everyone is walking slower than blood pumping through a corpse. I seem to always gets stuck behind the world's fattest family and they are staring into space and seem to not even know where they are or what their fucking function is in life. All I wanted to do is find out if they have the same goddamn Phillips clock radio that they have on the internet, but alas they don't and I get the old man who won't shut up and am now being held hostage by a family that cleaned out the McDonalds inside of their entire supply of Big Mac's.

Holy Jesus and I thought KMart was the worst fucking place on the planet. That was only until the earth split open and hell spewed out a fucking WalMart on every block in every city of the United States.

What's worse than a WalMart? The answer is easy. A SUPERWalMart. Jesus holy cocksmoking Christ they're twice as big and full of even more assclowns. There's one by my house and I thought, he, this could be a good thing. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE ON MY PART. I'd rather go to an AA meeting than have to shop at that giant shithole.

But the funny thing is, I really dig the Sam's club and don't give a shit that they exploit their workers because I got a great VCR for $65. Exploitation is what makes America great. Not only that, Sam's Club doesn't have the token old people greeting you at the door showing you what you have to look forward to when you're decrepit and about ready to take a dirt nap.

Fie on you seniors. Nobody understands you, you can't hear, you don't understand computers and you should be taken out of publice view because I don't need the reminder that one day I'll be your age working so shit ass job because I'm poor and all I'll be able to afford to eat is cat food.

KrazeeStacee · 10-12-2002, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SPChris
training tampons? they have to train you girls for everything don't they. j/k

Yeah, maybe *they* should start training the boys for certain things too...*ahem*

sickbadthing · 10-12-2002, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

Yeah, maybe *they* should start training the boys for certain things too...*ahem*

Boys don't use tampons. Silly.

Tessellation · 10-12-2002, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks
that's great
you should be a detective

go to hell, you weed addicted asshole.

Oh, look, a ghost!

Mr. Godfuck · 07:42 PM

The wal mat in my town has baskets, which means my walmart is superior to yours, and that means that my town is superior to yours, which overall eventually comes to mean I am superior to you in every way...troo, troo

vertencre · 10-12-2002, 07:54 PM

hey, what i do when i'm going to a sux store like walmart to pick up like just a few things like paper or face soap and shit is i bring a backpack and just shove everything in there, sometimes you have to like show them all the pockets and shit when you check out and one time one of the security gaurds came up to me but i just explaned how i only wanted a few things and i didn't want to push a kart around and he was like okay and watched me till i went and checked out but usually i don't have a problem or is your worried about that one of those like fabric grocery bags those are like a bit better than a backpack cause they don't have pockets but like i dunno it depends what the walmary personel have up their asses, but for me i find it's a little better to risk getting hassled than like having to push a cart around all those ugly ugly people... altho i try to stay out of walmart as much as possable having a cart in there would really really bother me...

spa ced · 10-12-2002, 09:29 PM

WalMart sucks because they destroy little towns that can't compete with it.
They're taking over Mexico as well.

http://www.wright.edu/~tdung/Walmart_in_mexico.html

THESE NEXT PARAGRAPHS REVEAL WHY WAL-MART IS EVIL

Wal-Mart Mexico has repeatedly exploited Nafta and other economic forces to trigger price wars. For example, rather than pocket the windfall that resulted when tariffs on Lasko brand floor fans steadily fell from 20% in 1993 to 2% today, Sam's Club executive Jose Luis Laparte ordered price cuts equal to the tariff reductions. And when currency fluctuations earlier this year made Sportsman's Choice, Wal-Mart's private dog-food brand, cheaper in peso terms, Mr. Laparte slashed the product's price.

Such aggressive tactics, unorthodox by local standards, have set off near panic among Mexico's mostly family-run retail chains, whose cost structures make it impossible for them to compete on Wal-Mart's terms. "In the long run, the rest of us will have to merge with local or foreign partners to keep up," says Comercial Mexicana's Mr. Martínez.

Investors seem to agree. Wal-Mart Mexico has a local stock-market value of more than $11 billion, nearly triple that of its top three rivals combined.

Mr. Godfuck · 10-12-2002, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sp_aced
WalMart sucks because they destroy little towns that can't compete with it.
They're taking over Mexico as well.

http://www.wright.edu/~tdung/Walmart_in_mexico.html

THESE NEXT PARAGRAPHS REVEAL WHY WAL-MART IS EVIL

Wal-Mart Mexico has repeatedly exploited Nafta and other economic forces to trigger price wars. For example, rather than pocket the windfall that resulted when tariffs on Lasko brand floor fans steadily fell from 20% in 1993 to 2% today, Sam's Club executive Jose Luis Laparte ordered price cuts equal to the tariff reductions. And when currency fluctuations earlier this year made Sportsman's Choice, Wal-Mart's private dog-food brand, cheaper in peso terms, Mr. Laparte slashed the product's price.

Such aggressive tactics, unorthodox by local standards, have set off near panic among Mexico's mostly family-run retail chains, whose cost structures make it impossible for them to compete on Wal-Mart's terms. "In the long run, the rest of us will have to merge with local or foreign partners to keep up," says Comercial Mexicana's Mr. Martínez.

Investors seem to agree. Wal-Mart Mexico has a local stock-market value of more than $11 billion, nearly triple that of its top three rivals combined.

Hah, you're from Austin alright....You go to UT by any chance?

spa ced · 10-12-2002, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Godfuck

Hah, you're from Austin alright....You go to UT by any chance?

NO.

TheJoker · 10-12-2002, 09:58 PM

I just went there. They allow people to camp out at their parking lots. I didn't know that. Explains the smell of poor.

Mr. Godfuck · 10-12-2002, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sp_aced

NO.

I think it's a nice school...I'm transferring next yr...

anyways, do you know a guy named andy wallace by any chance?

KrazeeStacee · 10-12-2002, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickbadthing

Boys don't use tampons. Silly.

I meant how to use their penis, silly.

spa ced · 10-12-2002, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Godfuck

I think it's a nice school...I'm transferring next yr...

anyways, do you know a guy named andy wallace by any chance?

I dislike you.
You agree with the racist bigot Rev. J Falwell
We shouldn't be talking, I'm hispanic and homosexual.
According to him, I'm ruining your life somehow.

Travis Meekz · 10-12-2002, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessellation

go to hell, you weed addicted asshole.

Oh, look, a ghost!

hahaha, look at the pussy trying to sound tough

Samsa · 10-13-2002, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Godfuck
The wal mat in my town has baskets, which means my walmart is superior to yours, and that means that my town is superior to yours, which overall eventually comes to mean I am superior to you in every way...troo, troo

yeah you win

Samsa · 10-13-2002, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vertencre
hey, what i do when i'm going to a sux store like walmart to pick up like just a few things like paper or face soap and shit is i bring a backpack and just shove everything in there, sometimes you have to like show them all the pockets and shit when you check out and one time one of the security gaurds came up to me but i just explaned how i only wanted a few things and i didn't want to push a kart around and he was like okay and watched me till i went and checked out but usually i don't have a problem or is your worried about that one of those like fabric grocery bags those are like a bit better than a backpack cause they don't have pockets but like i dunno it depends what the walmary personel have up their asses, but for me i find it's a little better to risk getting hassled than like having to push a cart around all those ugly ugly people... altho i try to stay out of walmart as much as possable having a cart in there would really really bother me...

mhm. those canvas shopping bags are a really good idea. whole foods sells them but they're hippie weirdos. yeah i'd be too paranoid people would suspect me of shoplifting. altho when i worked in cvs people would always go 'I CAME IN WITH THIS OKAY?' before they started shopping and i'd look at them like 'uh huh' yeah. but i'm a trusting individual :-/

sawdust restaurants · 10-13-2002, 02:03 AM

Walmart is evil. I can't believe this is even open for discussion.

10-12-2002, 04:47 PM	#1
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i figured out why wal-mart is so god-awful horrible they don't distribute shopping baskets. you have to use a shopping cart and the aisles are tiny thin and unorganizede. yeah. i bought cd-rs i'm gonna make some cds. some cds for julio and my sister wants me to make a cd for her with the following songs on it: (does she have good taste?) jeff buckley: satisfied mind mama you've been on my mind sweet angelina tim buckley: i never asked to be your mountain fred neil: that's the bag i'm in any song by the residents ed harcourt: she fell into my arm sleater kinney: oh/one beat patti smith: hey joe american music club: pablo picasso the fall: h.o.w. the buzzcocks: ever fallen in love? lauryn hill: i just gotta find peace of mind just want you around oh jerusalem ***** but yeah i also bought tampons at wal-mart. ob ultra brand cuz they make ultra i dunno if other heh if other companies do. the other ones i bought were some new lookin brand equate. i bought it cuz i dunno. i was wondering if they're like made by a cool company i'll research them on peta or something. oh yeah ha i also saw like 'training tampons' like tampons for beginners? i should tell my ra about it. it was weird she came in one day crying asking if my roommate was there and i was all 'no' and she was all 'oh' and i was all 'what's wrong?' and she was all telling me about how she can't put her tampon in and she has to go swimming and she's never done it before and she can't do it and she askedme if i had any tips and i was all 'umm...no...' oh man it was embarassing. yeah. and i'd tell her about the training tampons but i dunt wanna embarass her. yeah. or like. make it all uncomfortable.

10-12-2002, 07:37 PM	#12
Mr. Godfuck Pledge Posts: 190	The wal mat in my town has baskets, which means my walmart is superior to yours, and that means that my town is superior to yours, which overall eventually comes to mean I am superior to you in every way...troo, troo Last edited by Mr. Godfuck : 10-12-2002 at 07:42 PM.

10-12-2002, 04:50 PM	#2
SPChris Oblivious Virgin Location: Washington DC Posts: 28	training tampons? they have to train you girls for everything don't they. j/k

10-12-2002, 04:57 PM	#3
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	that's great you should be a detective

10-12-2002, 05:08 PM	#4
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	you can laugh if you want, but next time you go to wal-mart and are in need of a shopping basket and can't make due without anything at all, you'll see how horrible it is to wheel around a big huge shopping cart.

10-12-2002, 05:19 PM	#7
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	my sister is making dinner for me tonight i gotta go to her apartment though i'm scared :x it'll be cool to see it though and this like 200 dollar elephant she got for her birthday cuz her roommate was taking care of this little boy and he broke its ear and the shopkeeper made her buy it or something i have to pick up a crusty bread heh. i wonder i'm scared :x that my sister's potsmoking roommate will be there. maybe he'll offer me some pot!i've never smoked weed hm. ok i gotta go my dad wants to get online

10-12-2002, 05:28 PM	#8
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	WalMart scares me. Old people seem like they're working but they're not. They're getting paid to stand there and I guess DIE whenever they decide it's convenient. I take that back. There was an old man who helped me find out where they put their clock radios. Then he just kept talking and talking about this and that. They didn't have the goddamn clock radio I wanted so I wanted to leave but he just kept going on about the clockradio that sets itself and blah blah blah I'm old and I work at WalMart. Hurry up and die old man. I don't want to hear your goddamn life story. Then I'm leaving and I want to move a little faster than the rest of the herd but everyone is walking slower than blood pumping through a corpse. I seem to always gets stuck behind the world's fattest family and they are staring into space and seem to not even know where they are or what their fucking function is in life. All I wanted to do is find out if they have the same goddamn Phillips clock radio that they have on the internet, but alas they don't and I get the old man who won't shut up and am now being held hostage by a family that cleaned out the McDonalds inside of their entire supply of Big Mac's. Holy Jesus and I thought KMart was the worst fucking place on the planet. That was only until the earth split open and hell spewed out a fucking WalMart on every block in every city of the United States. What's worse than a WalMart? The answer is easy. A SUPERWalMart. Jesus holy cocksmoking Christ they're twice as big and full of even more assclowns. There's one by my house and I thought, he, this could be a good thing. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE ON MY PART. I'd rather go to an AA meeting than have to shop at that giant shithole. But the funny thing is, I really dig the Sam's club and don't give a shit that they exploit their workers because I got a great VCR for $65. Exploitation is what makes America great. Not only that, Sam's Club doesn't have the token old people greeting you at the door showing you what you have to look forward to when you're decrepit and about ready to take a dirt nap. Fie on you seniors. Nobody understands you, you can't hear, you don't understand computers and you should be taken out of publice view because I don't need the reminder that one day I'll be your age working so shit ass job because I'm poor and all I'll be able to afford to eat is cat food.

10-12-2002, 07:54 PM	#13
vertencre Demi-God Location: san diego Posts: 350	hey, what i do when i'm going to a sux store like walmart to pick up like just a few things like paper or face soap and shit is i bring a backpack and just shove everything in there, sometimes you have to like show them all the pockets and shit when you check out and one time one of the security gaurds came up to me but i just explaned how i only wanted a few things and i didn't want to push a kart around and he was like okay and watched me till i went and checked out but usually i don't have a problem or is your worried about that one of those like fabric grocery bags those are like a bit better than a backpack cause they don't have pockets but like i dunno it depends what the walmary personel have up their asses, but for me i find it's a little better to risk getting hassled than like having to push a cart around all those ugly ugly people... altho i try to stay out of walmart as much as possable having a cart in there would really really bother me...

10-12-2002, 09:29 PM	#14
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	WalMart sucks because they destroy little towns that can't compete with it. They're taking over Mexico as well. http://www.wright.edu/~tdung/Walmart_in_mexico.html THESE NEXT PARAGRAPHS REVEAL WHY WAL-MART IS EVIL Wal-Mart Mexico has repeatedly exploited Nafta and other economic forces to trigger price wars. For example, rather than pocket the windfall that resulted when tariffs on Lasko brand floor fans steadily fell from 20% in 1993 to 2% today, Sam's Club executive Jose Luis Laparte ordered price cuts equal to the tariff reductions. And when currency fluctuations earlier this year made Sportsman's Choice, Wal-Mart's private dog-food brand, cheaper in peso terms, Mr. Laparte slashed the product's price. Such aggressive tactics, unorthodox by local standards, have set off near panic among Mexico's mostly family-run retail chains, whose cost structures make it impossible for them to compete on Wal-Mart's terms. "In the long run, the rest of us will have to merge with local or foreign partners to keep up," says Comercial Mexicana's Mr. Martínez. Investors seem to agree. Wal-Mart Mexico has a local stock-market value of more than $11 billion, nearly triple that of its top three rivals combined.

10-12-2002, 09:58 PM	#17
TheJoker Apocalyptic Poster Location: Seattle Posts: 3,292	I just went there. They allow people to camp out at their parking lots. I didn't know that. Explains the smell of poor.

10-13-2002, 02:03 AM	#24
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	Walmart is evil. I can't believe this is even open for discussion.