my girlfriend..she got horny,

Kinejo · 05-26-2003, 12:22 AM

while we looked at the post from Cottage Please. she thinks feet are sexy, so anyway she got real horny just now and wanted a quickie!!
so what did i do?
i gave her the massive tool!
no love, just hardcore slammin', beating the cameltoe, slappin' ass!
it didnt take but 10 min and she was creamed!! yea baby! thats what im talking about.
here is the fucked up part. i went into the bathroom to take a piss afterwards and there was blood all over my package! she was on the rag and didnt bother telling me!!

aspecialkid · 05-26-2003, 12:26 AM

haha..

tear stained glass · 05-26-2003, 12:26 AM

Kinejo · 05-26-2003, 12:39 AM

i think im going to slap her around for awhile, she needs it after this stunt.

aspecialkid · 05-26-2003, 12:46 AM

http://www.msmagazine.com/dec99/images/tc-tampon.jpg

TheJoker · 05-26-2003, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kinejo
while we looked at the post from Cottage Please.

what post? is it funny? if it gets your girl horny, it must be funny

Kinejo · 05-26-2003, 01:01 AM

Quote:

This guy gives himself athlete's foot on purpose.

http://www.thespark.com/science/stinkyfeet/

Wow!

TheJoker · 05-26-2003, 01:17 AM

oh gross man,

yo soy el mejor · 05-26-2003, 01:26 PM

quite the lady~

you're a lucky man!

Kinejo · 05-26-2003, 02:09 PM

thats right im lucky, lucky as a dog getting hit by a car!

Eulogy · 05-26-2003, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kinejo

http://www.thespark.com/science/stinkyfeet/

Wow!

Oh god.

The only remaining question is: Holy shit, she's fat.

This is gold (the fat one).

Kinejo · 05-26-2003, 02:52 PM

im working on the later.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 05-26-2003, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kinejo
http://www.thespark.com/science/stinkyfeet/

Dayum.

crescentfresh · 05-26-2003, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

Dayum.

I remember viewing that as it went along. Each week I couldn't wait for more fungal adventure. That and the fat project...so fun.

Kinejo · 05-26-2003, 03:16 PM

indeed

STFU · 05-26-2003, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kinejo
while we looked at the post from Cottage Please. she thinks feet are sexy, so anyway she got real horny just now and wanted a quickie!!
so what did i do?
i gave her the massive tool!
no love, just hardcore slammin', beating the cameltoe, slappin' ass!
it didnt take but 10 min and she was creamed!! yea baby! thats what im talking about.
here is the fucked up part. i went into the bathroom to take a piss afterwards and there was blood all over my package! she was on the rag and didnt bother telling me!!

Now you have completed part one of a woman's chapter of love. The second one gets bloodier..earn your red wings.

05-26-2003, 12:22 AM	#1
Kinejo Ownz Location: Bell Hollow Posts: 513	my girlfriend..she got horny, while we looked at the post from Cottage Please. she thinks feet are sexy, so anyway she got real horny just now and wanted a quickie!! so what did i do? i gave her the massive tool! no love, just hardcore slammin', beating the cameltoe, slappin' ass! it didnt take but 10 min and she was creamed!! yea baby! thats what im talking about. here is the fucked up part. i went into the bathroom to take a piss afterwards and there was blood all over my package! she was on the rag and didnt bother telling me!!

05-26-2003, 12:26 AM	#2
aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	haha..

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tear stained glass Minion of Satan Location: el lay Posts: 7,650

05-26-2003, 12:39 AM	#4
Kinejo Ownz Location: Bell Hollow Posts: 513	i think im going to slap her around for awhile, she needs it after this stunt.

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aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	http://www.msmagazine.com/dec99/images/tc-tampon.jpg

05-26-2003, 01:17 AM	#8
TheJoker Apocalyptic Poster Location: Seattle Posts: 3,292	oh gross man,

05-26-2003, 01:26 PM	#9
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	quite the lady~ you're a lucky man!

05-26-2003, 02:09 PM	#10
Kinejo Ownz Location: Bell Hollow Posts: 513	thats right im lucky, lucky as a dog getting hit by a car!

05-26-2003, 02:52 PM	#12
Kinejo Ownz Location: Bell Hollow Posts: 513	im working on the later.

05-26-2003, 03:16 PM	#15
Kinejo Ownz Location: Bell Hollow Posts: 513	indeed