I got chased by a taco

Sepiae · 10-12-2002, 04:53 PM

There were some pre-football game festivities in the courtyard today, and some lady was handing out coupons for free tacos. I told her no thank you, and the Taco Bell mascot (!?) didn't take too kindly to that I guess, so he chased me, demanding a hug. It was scary as fuck.

sickbadthing · 10-12-2002, 04:55 PM

You should have kicked her in the taco.

sawdust restaurants · 10-12-2002, 05:11 PM

What she neglects to mention is the mascot was nice. I hugged the taco. It's a great hugger.

melancholymystic · 10-12-2002, 07:36 PM

i was chased by a giant red cherry jelly bean in the mall a few days ago. quite frightning.

Junebug · 10-12-2002, 08:00 PM

I would love to be chased by something dressed up like a food product. I hope I would have a video camera with me though. Think about if you were actually the person wearing the costume. Are they just going crazy or trying to have a good time, or trying to mess with your head? Can't you just see the person in their suit, laughing maniacally and running in their big uncomfy suit? That's amazingly intriguing.

MstrGhost · 10-12-2002, 11:02 PM

can anyone smell fetish in here?

Kalsedony · 10-12-2002, 11:49 PM

Some sample lady in Shnuck's today tried forcing some sort of cheese-on-a-cracker shit on me. I thought that was bad--I'm now infinitely glad she wasn't dressed as a huge glob of cheese trying to hug me.

beef curtains · 10-13-2002, 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by Junebug
I would love to be chased by something dressed up like a food product. I hope I would have a video camera with me though. Think about if you were actually the person wearing the costume. Are they just going crazy or trying to have a good time, or trying to mess with your head? Can't you just see the person in their suit, laughing maniacally and running in their big uncomfy suit? That's amazingly intriguing.

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10-12-2002, 04:53 PM	#1
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	I got chased by a taco There were some pre-football game festivities in the courtyard today, and some lady was handing out coupons for free tacos. I told her no thank you, and the Taco Bell mascot (!?) didn't take too kindly to that I guess, so he chased me, demanding a hug. It was scary as fuck.

10-12-2002, 04:55 PM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	You should have kicked her in the taco.

10-12-2002, 05:11 PM	#3
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	What she neglects to mention is the mascot was nice. I hugged the taco. It's a great hugger.

10-12-2002, 07:36 PM	#4
melancholymystic Pledge Location: Canada Posts: 70	i was chased by a giant red cherry jelly bean in the mall a few days ago. quite frightning.

10-12-2002, 08:00 PM	#5
Junebug Minion of Satan Posts: 7,072	I would love to be chased by something dressed up like a food product. I hope I would have a video camera with me though. Think about if you were actually the person wearing the costume. Are they just going crazy or trying to have a good time, or trying to mess with your head? Can't you just see the person in their suit, laughing maniacally and running in their big uncomfy suit? That's amazingly intriguing.

10-12-2002, 11:02 PM	#6
MstrGhost Apocalyptic Poster Location: Portugal Posts: 2,805	can anyone smell fetish in here?

10-12-2002, 11:49 PM	#7
Kalsedony Ownz Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 766	Some sample lady in Shnuck's today tried forcing some sort of cheese-on-a-cracker shit on me. I thought that was bad--I'm now infinitely glad she wasn't dressed as a huge glob of cheese trying to hug me.