if you found a unicorn..

noyen · 05-24-2003, 11:33 PM

would you...

Vulva · 05-24-2003, 11:36 PM

i give it hugs and kisses all day.

WOW, that was really gay.

wangcomputers · 05-24-2003, 11:39 PM

unicorns can grant wishes, correct?

so i'd capture it and force it to grant wishes for me.

my first wish would be to end the pain. http://www.angelic-trust.net/bubble/images/gloomy.gif

shaniqua · 05-24-2003, 11:41 PM

i would put him in a velvet-lined magical jeweled unicorn treasure chest and present him to u, nairb. <3

Elvis The Fat Years · 05-24-2003, 11:44 PM

mmmm soup

yeah whatever · 05-24-2003, 11:45 PM

conceptualize and sexualize, my brother

noyen · 05-24-2003, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shaunna
i would put him in a velvet-lined magical jeweled unicorn treasure chest and present him to u, nairb. <3

aww.

trinkets and baubles!

Mooney · 05-25-2003, 12:49 AM

i would make people pay a quarter to see it penned up in my backyard! a dollar to ride it.

relaxor! · 05-25-2003, 12:51 AM

I would admire it for awhile and then tell all my friends so that they would think I was in the know.

Shattered · 05-25-2003, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by Mooney
i would make people pay a quarter to see it penned up in my backyard! a dollar to ride it.

You'll make millions!

bonsor · 05-25-2003, 01:34 AM

i would kill it, use the horn for 'Unicorn Horn Soup' and discard the rest.

Ann Ominous · 05-25-2003, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by ******
i would kill it, use the horn for 'Unicorn Horn Soup' and discard the rest.

that's crazy talk!

Ugly · 05-25-2003, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
i would kill it, use the horn for 'Unicorn Horn Soup' and discard the rest.

hahahahahahahaha

Boycott Graceland · 05-25-2003, 06:38 AM

soup.

DiscoJon · 05-25-2003, 06:50 AM

Kill it, tear the horn off and PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO DARKNESS!!! BWHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Damn Tim Curry was great in that flick

tart · 05-25-2003, 07:28 AM

totally fuck it.

05-25-2003, 12:53 PM

If I came across a big ass horse with a horn on it's head, I'd run like hell.

Human Replica Droid · 05-25-2003, 12:58 PM

http://evoodoo.emulation64.com/zelda64c.jpg

You don't know what he means by 'ride the lightning'... but it sounds good.

Salena Child · 05-25-2003, 02:15 PM

i would make it my pet!

machinaddict · 05-25-2003, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by DiscoJon
Kill it, tear the horn off and PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO DARKNESS!!! BWHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Damn Tim Curry was great in that flick

That's my girlfried's favorite movie of all time. Its so cheesy yet so awesome.

Toby · 05-25-2003, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by machinaddict
Its so cheesy yet so awesome.

http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif

Lie · 05-25-2003, 04:14 PM

I thought only virgins could touch unicorns. That rather limits things.

miss world · 05-25-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Lie
I thought only virgins could touch unicorns. That rather limits things.

it finally comes in handy.

Lie · 05-25-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by miss world
it finally comes in handy.

But be careful. If a unicorn pierces you in the chest with his horn, you're no longer a virgin.

Peuloxian Cherub · 05-25-2003, 05:19 PM

Nothing/everything · 06:05 PM

Look what Otto von Guericke pieced together from some old rhino and mammoth bones back in the 17th century:

http://polish.ssni.ca/ZDUM/ZBIOR/ZDZ...02/QAH021a.jpg

i'd go with Rhino's run like hell option.

Peuloxian Cherub · 05-25-2003, 06:15 PM

eep. imagine losing yer virginity to that.
ALL YOU VIRGINS RUN LIKE HELL.

mercurial · 05-25-2003, 07:00 PM

NO SOUP FOR YUO!

View Poll Results: if you found a unicorn
have unicorn sex... ride the lighting, baby	5	19.23%
capture it, and make it knit kangol hats all day long in your basement	11	42.31%
call the CDC, because who knows what diseases it couldbe carrying	2	7.69%
kill it and make unicorn soup	8	30.77%
Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll

05-24-2003, 11:33 PM	#1
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	if you found a unicorn.. would you...

05-25-2003, 12:49 AM	#8
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	i would make people pay a quarter to see it penned up in my backyard! a dollar to ride it. __________________

05-25-2003, 06:02 PM	#26
Nothing/everything Minion of Satan Location: Groningen; Netherlands Posts: 8,000	Look what Otto von Guericke pieced together from some old rhino and mammoth bones back in the 17th century: http://polish.ssni.ca/ZDUM/ZBIOR/ZDZ...02/QAH021a.jpg i'd go with Rhino's run like hell option. Last edited by Nothing/everything : 05-25-2003 at 06:05 PM.

05-24-2003, 11:36 PM	#2
Vulva Apocalyptic Poster Location: Bush Country Posts: 1,952	i give it hugs and kisses all day. WOW, that was really gay.

05-24-2003, 11:39 PM	#3
wangcomputers Apocalyptic Poster Location: UK Posts: 4,058	unicorns can grant wishes, correct? so i'd capture it and force it to grant wishes for me. my first wish would be to end the pain. http://www.angelic-trust.net/bubble/images/gloomy.gif

05-24-2003, 11:41 PM	#4
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	i would put him in a velvet-lined magical jeweled unicorn treasure chest and present him to u, nairb. <3

05-24-2003, 11:44 PM	#5
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	mmmm soup

05-24-2003, 11:45 PM	#6
yeah whatever Ownz Location: UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER. Posts: 518	conceptualize and sexualize, my brother

05-25-2003, 12:51 AM	#9
relaxor! Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,688	I would admire it for awhile and then tell all my friends so that they would think I was in the know.

05-25-2003, 01:34 AM	#11
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	i would kill it, use the horn for 'Unicorn Horn Soup' and discard the rest.

05-25-2003, 06:38 AM	#14
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,324	soup.

05-25-2003, 06:50 AM	#15
DiscoJon Ownz Location: LOOOOOOOL Posts: 894	Kill it, tear the horn off and PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO DARKNESS!!! BWHAHAHAHAH!!!! Damn Tim Curry was great in that flick

05-25-2003, 07:28 AM	#16
tart Pledge Location: lunar ascension Posts: 111	totally fuck it.

05-25-2003, 12:53 PM	#17
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	If I came across a big ass horse with a horn on it's head, I'd run like hell.

05-25-2003, 12:58 PM	#18
Human Replica Droid Ownz Location: O to the H Posts: 870	http://evoodoo.emulation64.com/zelda64c.jpg You don't know what he means by 'ride the lightning'... but it sounds good.

05-25-2003, 02:15 PM	#19
Salena Child Apocalyptic Poster Location: Ohio Posts: 2,127	i would make it my pet!

05-25-2003, 04:14 PM	#22
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	I thought only virgins could touch unicorns. That rather limits things.

05-25-2003, 05:19 PM	#25
Peuloxian Cherub Ownz Location: MISSILES!! Posts: 956

05-25-2003, 06:15 PM	#27
Peuloxian Cherub Ownz Location: MISSILES!! Posts: 956	eep. imagine losing yer virginity to that. ALL YOU VIRGINS RUN LIKE HELL.

05-25-2003, 07:00 PM	#28
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	NO SOUP FOR YUO!