Ladies, strut your stuff while you still can!

Vulva · 05-24-2003, 05:15 PM

You know why young women take such good care of themselves under the age of thirty. It's to entice men into marriage while they are still attractive and youthful.

Women know that they have little chance of attracting and eventually marrying a man after the age of thirty. This is when they turn into heffers and start to look like their mothers. Cellulite and wrinkles slowly begin to creep in.

Men have it good. They become distinguished with age.

So ladies, try to find a man while you still have that figure, cause you'll eventually look like your mother.

cap'n jazz · 05-24-2003, 05:17 PM

Sage words of advice there.

oui henri · 05-24-2003, 05:19 PM

i'm wearing a low cut top as we speak!

RAWWWRRR, i'm reeling 'em in!

cap'n jazz · 05-24-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by oui henri
i'm wearing a low cut top as we speak!

RAWWWRRR, i'm reeling 'em in!

BUT WATCH OUT, THE DANGERS OF CELLULITE COULD STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT.

sleeper · 05-24-2003, 05:26 PM

on a more philosophical level id like you all to not buy into this race thing. just stop. relax. marriage is a complete joke that fools, needy people, and unquestioning floaters embrace. commitment is one thing, marriage is another. whats with this race? it makes me feel sick, have you ever seen that movie songs from the second floor? well im always ranting about it and the key line in it is "beloved is the man who sits still". thats might not be exact but the message is there. there is no end, no matter how much you want. settling down is a myth, take your time and make it sweet

oui henri · 05-24-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by cap'n jazz

BUT WATCH OUT, THE DANGERS OF CELLULITE COULD STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT.

i think i'm in good hands.

my mom doesn't have any and i got her boobs.
so, her genes are on MY side

cap'n jazz · 05-24-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by oui henri

i think i'm in good hands.

my mom doesn't have any and i got her boobs.
so, her genes are on MY side

my genes are on my mum's side too

yet i didn't get any boobs.

oui henri · 05-24-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by cap'n jazz

my genes are on my mum's side too yet i didn't get any boobs.

NOMANb00bs4U

cap'n jazz · 05-24-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by oui henri

NOMANb00bs4U

no need to rub salt in the boobless wound.

Mooney · 05-24-2003, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by sleeper
is "beloved is the man who sits still".

"sitting still was never enough."

yeah whatever · 05-24-2003, 06:51 PM

my mom always gets mistaken for being my sister. I think I'm in pretty good shape.

Lie · 05-24-2003, 06:56 PM

I've already found a man and plan on aging with elegance. I win.

STFU · 05-24-2003, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by Vulva
You know why young women take such good care of themselves under the age of thirty. It's to entice men into marriage while they are still attractive and youthful.

Women know that they have little chance of attracting and eventually marrying a man after the age of thirty. This is when they turn into heffers and start to look like their mothers. Cellulite and wrinkles slowly begin to creep in.

Men have it good. They become distinguished with age.

So ladies, try to find a man while you still have that figure, cause you'll eventually look like your mother.

How can you read my mind?

eyesbomb · 05-24-2003, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by Vulva
You know why young women take such good care of themselves under the age of thirty. It's to entice men into marriage while they are still attractive and youthful.

horrible + horribly true

But's it's our fault, not theirs, OUR violence

Lie · 05-24-2003, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb

horrible + horribly true

But's it's our fault, not theirs, OUR violence

Sex IS violent.

tart · 05-24-2003, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sleeper
on a more philosophical level id like you all to not buy into this race thing. just stop. relax. marriage is a complete joke that fools, needy people, and unquestioning floaters embrace. commitment is one thing, marriage is another. whats with this race? it makes me feel sick, have you ever seen that movie songs from the second floor? well im always ranting about it and the key line in it is "beloved is the man who sits still". thats might not be exact but the message is there. there is no end, no matter how much you want. settling down is a myth, take your time and make it sweet

<3

that is all.

eyesbomb · 05-24-2003, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by Lie

Sex IS violent.

man is.

and the woman is slave to it

Lie · 05-24-2003, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb
man is.

and the woman is slave to it

:erm

Camera got them images?

Vulva · 05-25-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb

horrible + horribly true

But's it's our fault, not theirs, OUR violence

Yes

Lie · 05-25-2003, 04:22 PM

You guys give yourselves a lot of credit, you know.

sickbadthing · 05-25-2003, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Lie
You guys give yourselves a lot of credit, you know.

I think that Evil Italy is too busy looking at himself in the mirror to read that statement.

05-24-2003, 05:15 PM	#1
Vulva Apocalyptic Poster Location: Bush Country Posts: 1,952	Ladies, strut your stuff while you still can! You know why young women take such good care of themselves under the age of thirty. It's to entice men into marriage while they are still attractive and youthful. Women know that they have little chance of attracting and eventually marrying a man after the age of thirty. This is when they turn into heffers and start to look like their mothers. Cellulite and wrinkles slowly begin to creep in. Men have it good. They become distinguished with age. So ladies, try to find a man while you still have that figure, cause you'll eventually look like your mother.

05-24-2003, 06:51 PM	#11
yeah whatever Ownz Location: UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER. Posts: 518	my mom always gets mistaken for being my sister. I think I'm in pretty good shape. __________________ I went down to the beach and saw Kiki and she was like, all "ehhhh" and I was like, "whatever!" dude that girl just barked at you To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-24-2003, 05:17 PM	#2
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	Sage words of advice there.

05-24-2003, 05:19 PM	#3
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	i'm wearing a low cut top as we speak! RAWWWRRR, i'm reeling 'em in!

05-24-2003, 05:26 PM	#5
sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,801	on a more philosophical level id like you all to not buy into this race thing. just stop. relax. marriage is a complete joke that fools, needy people, and unquestioning floaters embrace. commitment is one thing, marriage is another. whats with this race? it makes me feel sick, have you ever seen that movie songs from the second floor? well im always ranting about it and the key line in it is "beloved is the man who sits still". thats might not be exact but the message is there. there is no end, no matter how much you want. settling down is a myth, take your time and make it sweet

05-24-2003, 06:56 PM	#12
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	I've already found a man and plan on aging with elegance. I win.

05-25-2003, 04:22 PM	#20
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	You guys give yourselves a lot of credit, you know.