Ever farted uncontrollably?

Vulva · 05-23-2003, 06:30 PM

I was giving a report in class and I sneezed and farted at the same time. My report was also on the digestive system, so it could have been considered an aid to my project.

http://www.ontelevision.com/ontv/pro...%20MACHINE.jpg

and it stunk.

yeah whatever · 05-23-2003, 06:45 PM

hey did you know that when you smell someone's fart you inhale their feces particles?

so your ass must've been dirty. wipe your fucking ass you dirty hippie.

STFU · 05-23-2003, 07:06 PM

Farting is a privilege. Just because it stinks doesn't make it wrong. I try not to in front of people but every once in a while one slips out and I quickly slip away. Sometimes the smell follows me. That's a bitch.

Salena Child · 05-23-2003, 07:22 PM

when i was in the 5th grade we had chili for lunch at school. i had a friend over to stay the night and my dad made chili for dinner. that night i couldn't stop farting. when we went to bed my freind said that it stunk so bad that she had to sleep downstairs.

twice · 05-23-2003, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by Vulva

complete tangent but your avatar is by far one of the best. props.

Affect · 05-23-2003, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by twice
complete tangent but your avatar is by far one of the best. props.

No it isn't.

mono · 05-23-2003, 07:45 PM

Ali G

twice · 05-23-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
No it isn't.

it's a matter of opinion.

Affect · 05-25-2003, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by twice
it's a matter of opinion.

You're a dumb fat etard skank. Yours doesn't count.

twice · 05-25-2003, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
You're a dumb fat etard skank. Yours doesn't count.

oh woe is me. now stop pouting just because i'm not one of the few who would flock to you for a shitty fuck.

Human Replica Droid · 05-25-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by twice

oh woe is me. now stop pouting just because i'm not one of the few who would flock to you for a shitty fuck.

I, however, am. Yeah.

05-23-2003, 06:30 PM	#1
Vulva Apocalyptic Poster Location: Bush Country Posts: 1,952	Ever farted uncontrollably? I was giving a report in class and I sneezed and farted at the same time. My report was also on the digestive system, so it could have been considered an aid to my project. http://www.ontelevision.com/ontv/pro...%20MACHINE.jpg and it stunk.

05-23-2003, 06:45 PM	#2
yeah whatever Ownz Location: UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER. Posts: 518	hey did you know that when you smell someone's fart you inhale their feces particles? so your ass must've been dirty. wipe your fucking ass you dirty hippie. __________________ I went down to the beach and saw Kiki and she was like, all "ehhhh" and I was like, "whatever!" dude that girl just barked at you To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-23-2003, 07:06 PM	#3
STFU Demi-God Location: Ouachita Mountains Posts: 438	Farting is a privilege. Just because it stinks doesn't make it wrong. I try not to in front of people but every once in a while one slips out and I quickly slip away. Sometimes the smell follows me. That's a bitch. __________________ I wish I knew what I was looking for. Whatever it isn't I've found that many times.

05-23-2003, 07:22 PM	#4
Salena Child Apocalyptic Poster Location: Ohio Posts: 2,127	when i was in the 5th grade we had chili for lunch at school. i had a friend over to stay the night and my dad made chili for dinner. that night i couldn't stop farting. when we went to bed my freind said that it stunk so bad that she had to sleep downstairs.

05-23-2003, 07:45 PM	#7
mono Apocalyptic Poster Location: When I listen to Madonna, it is a party time. Posts: 2,131	Ali G