please don't IM me. i don't like people.

noyen · 05-25-2003, 02:55 PM

Aestheticbliss: hello netphorian
nairb: uh
Aestheticbliss: I'm Gretchen, just a girl browsing netphoria and I wrote down your aim name once
Aestheticbliss: sorry if I bother you
nairb: "netphorian" is a dumb word.
Aestheticbliss: well I'm not from an english speking country so I am not sure why
nairb: cool.
Aestheticbliss: I have a question
Aestheticbliss: why is that cool
nairb: are you swedish with a name like gretchen?
Aestheticbliss: no, corsican if you had a crush on a girl in your shool, and that this girl, for the first time, shares the same class as you
Aestheticbliss: and that day, you arrive late, and take a sit just behind hers. Ok that girl turns around as you arrive, look at you in the eyes and smile..how would you react?
nairb: i haven't been in high school for... 10 years now
Aestheticbliss: well.. imagine then, speculate
nairb: so, i don't relate to these situations.
Aestheticbliss: it's happening to me and I need advice
nairb: why would i want to?
nairb: why do i need to help you?
Aestheticbliss: sure, well sorry
Aestheticbliss:

nairb: i think if i knew you, and was you friend and knew something about you, i would be happy to offer advice
Aestheticbliss: I'm not utterly hopeless, I just need to know
Aestheticbliss: how you would react
nairb: but i don't really understand why you would ask me.
Aestheticbliss: because I thought you were interesting
nairb: or why you think i'd be interested in helping you
Aestheticbliss: the way you write and stiff
Aestheticbliss: stuff
nairb: oh.
nairb: well, i'm a big jerk.
Aestheticbliss: are you saying that to get a "no you ain't" answer?
Aestheticbliss: ok, well then would you smile back or would you look down
nairb: explain that reasoning, to where it makes any sense that i would be fishing for compliments from someone i don't know
nairb: who is asking me questions.
Aestheticbliss: I'm just a girl..you don't know me, big deal
nairb: so
nairb: am i getting paid to talk to you?
Aestheticbliss: guess what you'llmeet new people
nairb: do i have some interest in what you're doing?
nairb: do i care about high school dating questions?
Aestheticbliss: no
nairb: am i the dude to ask advice by 12 year old girls?
Aestheticbliss: oh, well im eighteen
Aestheticbliss: so no hs for me
nairb: besides the point.
Aestheticbliss: and a 12 year old corsican would be damn smart to speak english the way I do, think about it dude
Aestheticbliss: well, I'm sorry I imed you. bai.
nairb: yeah, fuck off
nairb: thanks

sickbadthing · 05-25-2003, 03:00 PM

I don't understand the internet.

crescentfresh · 05-25-2003, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by noyen

nairb: but i don't really understand why you would ask me.
Aestheticbliss: because I thought you were interesting
nairb: or why you think i'd be interested in helping you
Aestheticbliss: the way you write and stiff
Aestheticbliss: stuff
nairb: oh.
nairb: well, i'm a big jerk.

05-25-2003, 02:55 PM	#1
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	please don't IM me. i don't like people. Aestheticbliss: hello netphorian nairb: uh Aestheticbliss: I'm Gretchen, just a girl browsing netphoria and I wrote down your aim name once Aestheticbliss: sorry if I bother you nairb: "netphorian" is a dumb word. Aestheticbliss: well I'm not from an english speking country so I am not sure why nairb: cool. Aestheticbliss: I have a question Aestheticbliss: why is that cool nairb: are you swedish with a name like gretchen? Aestheticbliss: no, corsican if you had a crush on a girl in your shool, and that this girl, for the first time, shares the same class as you Aestheticbliss: and that day, you arrive late, and take a sit just behind hers. Ok that girl turns around as you arrive, look at you in the eyes and smile..how would you react? nairb: i haven't been in high school for... 10 years now Aestheticbliss: well.. imagine then, speculate nairb: so, i don't relate to these situations. Aestheticbliss: it's happening to me and I need advice nairb: why would i want to? nairb: why do i need to help you? Aestheticbliss: sure, well sorry Aestheticbliss: nairb: i think if i knew you, and was you friend and knew something about you, i would be happy to offer advice Aestheticbliss: I'm not utterly hopeless, I just need to know Aestheticbliss: how you would react nairb: but i don't really understand why you would ask me. Aestheticbliss: because I thought you were interesting nairb: or why you think i'd be interested in helping you Aestheticbliss: the way you write and stiff Aestheticbliss: stuff nairb: oh. nairb: well, i'm a big jerk. Aestheticbliss: are you saying that to get a "no you ain't" answer? Aestheticbliss: ok, well then would you smile back or would you look down nairb: explain that reasoning, to where it makes any sense that i would be fishing for compliments from someone i don't know nairb: who is asking me questions. Aestheticbliss: I'm just a girl..you don't know me, big deal nairb: so nairb: am i getting paid to talk to you? Aestheticbliss: guess what you'llmeet new people nairb: do i have some interest in what you're doing? nairb: do i care about high school dating questions? Aestheticbliss: no nairb: am i the dude to ask advice by 12 year old girls? Aestheticbliss: oh, well im eighteen Aestheticbliss: so no hs for me nairb: besides the point. Aestheticbliss: and a 12 year old corsican would be damn smart to speak english the way I do, think about it dude Aestheticbliss: well, I'm sorry I imed you. bai. nairb: yeah, fuck off nairb: thanks

05-25-2003, 03:00 PM	#2
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