My prom date

Vulva · 12:07 AM

she was being real grouchy, so I took her to sizzler. she wouldn't put out after prom, so i took her to Dennys.

isn't she a beaut!

http://www.opitznet.org/jpg/prom.jpg

she ordered the lobster, and also page 2

http://www.alamedainfo.com/sizzler.jpg

here she had moons over my hammy, a scram slam, and mozzerela sticks.

http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smi...ges/dennys.jpg

she also put in an application

I Love You · 05-21-2003, 07:29 PM

Interesting how you managed to take her to both restaurants during the DAYTIME!!!!

BeautifulLoser · 05-21-2003, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by I Love You
Interesting how you managed to take her to both restaurants during the DAYTIME!!!!

Donkey · 05-21-2003, 07:32 PM

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she also put in an application

genius

Ghetto_Squirrel · 05-21-2003, 07:35 PM

Somewhere, SlickRick is thinking about where he was prom night.

Travis Meekz · 05-21-2003, 08:11 PM

she's pretty

05-21-2003, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by Vulva
she wouldn't put out after prom, so i took her to Dennys.

Hahahahahahaha.

dusty · 05-21-2003, 09:10 PM

classic

Toast · 05-21-2003, 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by Vulva
she was being real grouchy, so I took her to sizzler. she wouldn't put out after prom, so i took her to Dennys.

isn't she a beaut!

http://www.opitznet.org/jpg/prom.jpg

Damn, her arms are as big around as your head.

TheJoker · 11:42 PM

I'm glad I wasn't you that nite.

jack_kerouac03 · 05-21-2003, 11:38 PM

didn't someone here have a video of Jimmy stuffing his face with pancakes at a Denny's after a Sacred and Profane show?

Vulva · 05-22-2003, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by Toast

Damn, her arms are as big around as your head.

the sex was wonderful though, i just slapped her thigh and rode the wave in

Helena Handbasket · 05-22-2003, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Vulva

the sex was wonderful though, i just slapped her thigh and rode the wave in

I loled.

So she decided to put out after Denny's?

Vulva · 05-22-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by Helena Handbasket

I loled.

So she decided to put out after Denny's?

well, we stopped at dairy queen after that for dessert. she was just "dying" for a milkshake and and some beef. the rest is history, although my truck needs new shocks.

TheJoker · 05-22-2003, 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by Vulva

well, we stopped at dairy queen after that for dessert. she was just "dying" for a milkshake and and some beef. the rest is history, although my truck needs new shocks.

how the fuck can someone eat that much?

Elvis The Fat Years · 05-22-2003, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by Vulva
she ordered the lobster, and also page 2

hahhaha

Vulva · 05-22-2003, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by TheJoker

how the fuck can someone eat that much?

she told me she is bulimic. for some reason, i don't believe that.

Mayfuck · 05-22-2003, 03:22 AM

Why are you people laughing at this? You're ruining Netphoria.

I Love You · 05-22-2003, 03:26 AM

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Originally posted by Mayfuck
Why are you people laughing at this? You're ruining Netphoria.

seriously?

Ketchup · 05-22-2003, 03:30 AM

kinda reminds me of Mayfuck.

dusty · 05-22-2003, 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by Ketchup
kinda reminds me of Mayfuck.

i wonder why

TheJoker · 05-22-2003, 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by Mayfuck
Why are you people laughing at this? You're ruining Netphoria.

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Boycott Graceland · 05-22-2003, 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by Mayfuck
Why are you people laughing at this? You're ruining Netphoria.

fuck it, let's hug.

Lie · 05-22-2003, 04:14 AM

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Originally posted by Mayfuck
Why are you people laughing at this? You're ruining Netphoria.

You must've missed the part when they announced there was nothing left to ruin.

crescentfresh · 05-22-2003, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Vulva

she was just "dying" for a milkshake and and some beef. .

05-21-2003, 07:25 PM	#1
Vulva Apocalyptic Poster Location: Bush Country Posts: 1,952	My prom date she was being real grouchy, so I took her to sizzler. she wouldn't put out after prom, so i took her to Dennys. isn't she a beaut! http://www.opitznet.org/jpg/prom.jpg she ordered the lobster, and also page 2 http://www.alamedainfo.com/sizzler.jpg here she had moons over my hammy, a scram slam, and mozzerela sticks. http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smi...ges/dennys.jpg she also put in an application Last edited by Vulva : 05-22-2003 at 12:07 AM.

05-21-2003, 07:35 PM	#5
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	Somewhere, SlickRick is thinking about where he was prom night. __________________

05-21-2003, 11:32 PM	#10
TheJoker Apocalyptic Poster Location: Seattle Posts: 3,292	I'm glad I wasn't you that nite. Last edited by TheJoker : 05-21-2003 at 11:42 PM.

05-21-2003, 07:29 PM	#2
I Love You Demi-God Location: tx Posts: 458	Interesting how you managed to take her to both restaurants during the DAYTIME!!!!

05-21-2003, 08:11 PM	#6
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	she's pretty

05-21-2003, 09:10 PM	#8
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	classic

05-21-2003, 11:38 PM	#11
jack_kerouac03 Apocalyptic Poster Location: MN Posts: 1,394	didn't someone here have a video of Jimmy stuffing his face with pancakes at a Denny's after a Sacred and Profane show?

05-22-2003, 03:22 AM	#18
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	Why are you people laughing at this? You're ruining Netphoria.

05-22-2003, 03:30 AM	#20
Ketchup Apocalyptic Poster Location: Muskegon, MI Posts: 2,469	kinda reminds me of Mayfuck.