ITT Mormons are fuckheads

28if · 04-05-2009, 01:48 PM

Did you guys know that in 1848 the US waged war against the Mormon population in Utah? The Mormons apparently thought the army was going to massacre all of them (which they obviously weren't) and formed one of the best trained militias in American history. Apparently there was some sort of stand-down but the armies never clashed.

The only major casualties were 150 innocent settlers trying to get to California that the Mormons FUCKED UP. I guess they killed all of them, men/women/children/whatever.

On a semi-related note, apparently the year before the civil war broke out one senator beat another senator into unconcsciousness IN THE SENATE CHAMBERS. A third senator waved a pistol at people trying to break them up shouting "LET THEM BE! LET THEM BE!"

Mo · 04-05-2009, 01:49 PM

Most religious people are fuckheads.

What's the point of arguing?

Fattening Ass · 04-05-2009, 01:50 PM

yeah but its about fucking mormons

You Said · 04-05-2009, 03:09 PM

they also dress like faggots.

publius clodius · 04-05-2009, 03:25 PM

this is why i respect the amish

myosis · 04-05-2009, 04:04 PM

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they also dress in gorilla suits.

threetwooneZERO · 04-05-2009, 04:06 PM

Zing

You Said · 04-05-2009, 04:08 PM

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thats who I was thinking of.

commando · 04-05-2009, 04:12 PM

Is this thread directed at me? I don't know why you don't just apply for college, fuck your girlfriend, kick your best friend's dad's ass, stop being a pussy, and redirect all that pent up frustration to other avenues besides your deep seated bigotry.

Mo · 04-05-2009, 04:13 PM

http://forums.netphoria.org/customav...tar11176_1.gif

cardiac · 04-05-2009, 04:14 PM

After the whole Prop 8 shenanigans, people are well aware of the mormons being generally fuckheads already.

publius clodius · 04-05-2009, 04:14 PM

why not love thy netphorian neighbour, "commando"

commando · 04-05-2009, 04:15 PM

did you put my handle in quotations because you are implying I'm not really a commando?

publius clodius · 04-05-2009, 04:19 PM

why you such a hater, "commando"

publius clodius · 04-05-2009, 04:19 PM

trotskilicious support me here

commando · 04-05-2009, 04:25 PM

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why you such a hater, "commando"

forgive me?

publius clodius · 04-05-2009, 04:26 PM

why you hatin

hnibos · 04-05-2009, 04:28 PM

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

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deep seated bigotry.

publius clodius · 04-05-2009, 04:33 PM

big bottomed bigotry

commando · 04-05-2009, 04:34 PM

I hate big butts and I cannot lie.

publius clodius · 04-05-2009, 04:41 PM

you gotta love thy fellow cheek

Thaniel Buckner · 04-05-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by commando

Is this thread directed at me? I don't know why you don't just apply for college, fuck your girlfriend, kick your best friend's dad's ass, stop being a pussy, and redirect all that pent up frustration to other avenues besides your deep seated bigotry.

yeah all of that is true, but still. mormonism.

You Said · 04-05-2009, 04:47 PM

GOLDEN PLATES

threetwooneZERO · 04-05-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by commando

Is this thread directed at me? I don't know why you don't just apply for college, fuck your girlfriend, kick your best friend's dad's ass, stop being a pussy, and redirect all that pent up frustration to other avenues besides your deep seeded bigotry.

Fixed for you.

publius clodius · 04-05-2009, 04:54 PM

big white horse bigotry

commando · 04-05-2009, 04:55 PM

I used to think it was seeded, but then I saw it as seated in some book. They both make sense.

commando · 04-05-2009, 04:57 PM

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yeah all of that is true, but still. mormonism.

well, all religion viewed through the secular lens looks silly. It's just not as P.C. to disparage Judaism, Islam or Catholicism anymore.

duovamp · 04-05-2009, 04:59 PM

loligion. Seriously guys. I mean c'mon guys. C'mon.

publius clodius · 04-05-2009, 05:01 PM

where you takin us duo

duovamp · 04-05-2009, 05:07 PM

Just sayin'.

04-05-2009, 01:48 PM	#1
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	ITT Mormons are fuckheads Did you guys know that in 1848 the US waged war against the Mormon population in Utah? The Mormons apparently thought the army was going to massacre all of them (which they obviously weren't) and formed one of the best trained militias in American history. Apparently there was some sort of stand-down but the armies never clashed. The only major casualties were 150 innocent settlers trying to get to California that the Mormons FUCKED UP. I guess they killed all of them, men/women/children/whatever. On a semi-related note, apparently the year before the civil war broke out one senator beat another senator into unconcsciousness IN THE SENATE CHAMBERS. A third senator waved a pistol at people trying to break them up shouting "LET THEM BE! LET THEM BE!"

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04-05-2009, 01:49 PM	#2
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	Most religious people are fuckheads. What's the point of arguing?

04-05-2009, 01:50 PM	#3
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	yeah but its about fucking mormons

04-05-2009, 03:09 PM	#4
You Said Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,679	they also dress like faggots.

04-05-2009, 03:25 PM	#5
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	this is why i respect the amish

04-05-2009, 04:06 PM	#7
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,896	Zing

04-05-2009, 04:12 PM	#9
commando Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,664	Is this thread directed at me? I don't know why you don't just apply for college, fuck your girlfriend, kick your best friend's dad's ass, stop being a pussy, and redirect all that pent up frustration to other avenues besides your deep seated bigotry.

04-05-2009, 04:13 PM	#10
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	http://forums.netphoria.org/customav...tar11176_1.gif

04-05-2009, 04:14 PM	#11
cardiac Apocalyptic Poster Location: Finland Posts: 1,408	After the whole Prop 8 shenanigans, people are well aware of the mormons being generally fuckheads already.

04-05-2009, 04:15 PM	#13
commando Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,664	did you put my handle in quotations because you are implying I'm not really a commando?

04-05-2009, 04:19 PM	#14
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	why you such a hater, "commando"

04-05-2009, 04:26 PM	#17
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	why you hatin

04-05-2009, 04:33 PM	#19
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	big bottomed bigotry

04-05-2009, 04:34 PM	#20
commando Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,664	I hate big butts and I cannot lie.

04-05-2009, 04:41 PM	#21
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	you gotta love thy fellow cheek

04-05-2009, 04:47 PM	#23
You Said Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,679	GOLDEN PLATES

04-05-2009, 04:54 PM	#25
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	big white horse bigotry

04-05-2009, 04:55 PM	#26
commando Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,664	I used to think it was seeded, but then I saw it as seated in some book. They both make sense.

04-05-2009, 04:59 PM	#28
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	loligion. Seriously guys. I mean c'mon guys. C'mon.

04-05-2009, 05:01 PM	#29
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	where you takin us duo

04-05-2009, 05:07 PM	#30
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Just sayin'.