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Apocalyptic Poster
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Really, who are they kidding?
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Pledge
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I've never whacked off in my life...and anybody who does is a pathetic loser who can't get laid
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Minion of Satan
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i disagree. masturbating isnt really the issue, not masturbating is just like not doing anything else that you want. its better to try and not masturbate than most other disciplines because sex is the most basic primal urge we all have. if you can deny that for lets say 1 year, you have instantly earned my respect. it takes a shit load of discipline and does nothing but good for yourself. ive done it before for 2 months, and while i wont sell it off as some spiritual experience, when it was over i was truly had much more control over myself in more ways than just in masturbating. the thing is, we've all been so trained to disregard pain and punishment as bad things that we should avoid and work to minimalize in our lives, when pain and sadness is just as valid as happiness and comort. because of this whole culture of self-satisfaction and indulgence were left with souless slobs running around doing what they want whenever they want. which contrarly to popular belief, is wrong. masturbating isnt really the issue, it could be anything, but theres nothing that makes me repulsed more than self-indulgent people. needless to say im repulsed 23 hours a day due to this pathetic mindset youve all been cowed into. to quote an episode of CSI, "how do you escape the heat of a hot summers day?"
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Demi-God
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Somebody has some serious self esteem issues. You should seek help. By the way, do you carve marks in your arm for fun in your spare time? Denying yourself pleasure just to prove a point is rather lame. Pain can be a good thing in that it makes you appreciate what you have more readily,but let's not get carried away here. I mean we're talking about jerking off... |
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will you marry me mister bristow
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Apocalyptic Poster
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*fapfapfapfapfapfap*
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Apocalyptic Poster
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I don't masturbate because i just don't think i can. maybe my technique sucks or something, but i'll try ad i'll be like "mm that feels good... good... GOOD eh this is gettin boring."
Oddly enough, the closest i've ever gotten to orgasming is as a result of a dream. a few times i'll be really fuckin hot in my dream over something and i'll wake up cos i'm so horny bu tI won't realize it at first. then i'll go to the toilet to pee or something and i'm like OH MY GOD i need to know how to masturbate to finish this off. Instead, it dies sadly ![]() very sad. |
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no more than sympathy
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i once told a To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. that nothing really ends
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Minion of Satan
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SEX CAN WAIT!
MASTURBATE! |
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yer mom
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i used to nev3r masturbate. at all. untill recently i was mever able to get myself off, so what the hell's the point? i litterally masturbated probably once every few years.
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Fuck
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yer mom
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chrome? no. if she needs one, it needs to be more effective than that (textrured or something). she sounds like me. and we have a chrome vibrator. and i hate the thing, it's useless.
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Banned
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