Shit Poll

[Sonic Johnny]

Scenario A: you do one of those really horrible shits, where you keep checking underneath you to make sure there's not anything still moving in there, where you start off wiping thinking "i'll be right there's plenty of toilet paper" and by the end you're starting to conserve, where you cant quite look at yourself in the mirror afterwards and you wash your hands way longer than you need to, and then you realise you are in cubicle next to (somebody you admire/want to bed/need to impress goes here)

Scenario B: you get into a freshly run shower after a long days work at (for whatever reason) somebody elses house, when you realise that you have to drop a massive gnarly deuce something fierce. Because it is not your house and there are lots of people there that are leaving in 10 minutes (again for whatever reason) and the toilet is across the hall, you cannot possibly just dash out still wet and naked at the present moment, so you have to decide if you're going to hold it, despite the fact that it will mean you don't enjoy the shower cause you really need to shit and could potentially drop a green apple pie all over your friend's nice white tiles by accident, or if you're going to stop the shower (thereby looking kinda rude to your host), rush to get adequately dressed and dried to get across the hall and then pants back down to dump this demon deuce.

[Starla]

I was embarassed yesterday at my eye appt. I had just ate a burrito really fast on the way, and when I was called to go in for my exam, I stood up and farted uncontrollably. I felt it coming out but I was powerless. This guy that was sitting next to me just stared at me with no expression. I walked away pretending nothing had happened.

I know that this has nothing to do with your poll, but I'm getting closer to problems with shit.

[Toast]

i take fast shits and i wouldn't stop the shower. so i guess a would suck more.

[JokeyLoki]

The first one would suck more, because at least you could hold it and take a quick shower, then go take a dump.

Who the hell has a shower room that has no toilet?

[hnibos]

i hate having to hold shits in. scenario b sucks more.

[myosis]

Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

Who the hell has a shower room that has no toilet?

same people who have no dryer

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

Who the hell has a shower room that has no toilet?

Is this such a novelty to you?

Plenty of houses have a separate shitter room, they're about the size of a public restroom cubicle.

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Starla

I was embarassed yesterday at my eye appt. I had just ate a burrito really fast on the way, and when I was called to go in for my exam, I stood up and farted uncontrollably. I felt it coming out but I was powerless. This guy that was sitting next to me just stared at me with no expression. I walked away pretending nothing had happened.

I know that this has nothing to do with your poll, but I'm getting closer to problems with shit.

ahhahahaha

[Shawn Osmond]

The first time that I smell something nasty coming from a girl's ass is the last time that i talk/associate with her, unless i'm forced to beacause of work, etc. If you stink in public then chances are you smell even worse in the bedroom.

[Shallowed]

I love you too, sweetfart.

[D.]

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

when you realise that you have to drop a massive gnarly deuce something fierce ... and could potentially drop a green apple pie all over your friend's nice white tiles ... and then pants back down to dump this demon deuce.

[Shallowed]

How is scenario A worse than this one?