A story involving my haircut.

Cactuar · 10-12-2002, 05:55 AM

I was at a pub slash club. A Plub, if you will. Anyways, I was minding my own business, standing outside the mens restroom (NOT GAY) and this guy comes up to me and starts ruffling my hair.

"Nice haircut, man!" This stranger exclaims.

"Uh. Thanks, I guess," I manage to stammer out. It was at the time of night where I am overly intoxicated and people touching my head could cause me to fall over.

"It's very beatles. Not many people like the peoples anymore!" He says with similar exuberance.

"I know. It's a shame. Oh well." I say nonplussed.

"Well, I have to go take a piss, I will discuss your haircut when I come outside!"

"Ok. Cool!" I say. As soon as he was out of sight I went to the dance floor.

TRUE STORY.

a fistful of yen · 10-12-2002, 05:57 AM

i like polar bears: lol, i fucked some guy who was 14 and then i went and hit some with teioh. teehee

Mr. Godfuck · 06:02 AM

thatz phuckd up

10-12-2002, 06:35 AM

The closest I've ever come to that is when this black girl touched my hair and said "What you do to your hair? It's exactly like the way black folk be doin it now." I replied "That's how it grows naturally." She just looked at me funny.

Mr. Godfuck · 10-12-2002, 07:14 AM

I was in a study group the other day w/ this black girl...and she asked..."Iz you from europe?" and i was like, "um, no why?"..she said "cuz yo hair curly"....what the hell does having curly hair hve to do with living in Europe?? Jesus.

10-12-2002, 07:34 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Godfuck
I was in a study group the other day w/ this black girl...and she asked..."Iz you from europe?" and i was like, "um, no why?"..she said "cuz yo hair curly"....what the hell does having curly hair hve to do with living in Europe?? Jesus.

Unfortunately, blacks know about as much about whites as whites know about blacks.

10-12-2002, 05:55 AM	#1
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	A story involving my haircut. I was at a pub slash club. A Plub, if you will. Anyways, I was minding my own business, standing outside the mens restroom (NOT GAY) and this guy comes up to me and starts ruffling my hair. "Nice haircut, man!" This stranger exclaims. "Uh. Thanks, I guess," I manage to stammer out. It was at the time of night where I am overly intoxicated and people touching my head could cause me to fall over. "It's very beatles. Not many people like the peoples anymore!" He says with similar exuberance. "I know. It's a shame. Oh well." I say nonplussed. "Well, I have to go take a piss, I will discuss your haircut when I come outside!" "Ok. Cool!" I say. As soon as he was out of sight I went to the dance floor. TRUE STORY.

10-12-2002, 05:58 AM	#3
Mr. Godfuck Pledge Posts: 190	thatz phuckd up Last edited by Mr. Godfuck : 10-12-2002 at 06:02 AM.

10-12-2002, 05:57 AM	#2
a fistful of yen Ownz Location: Oakland, California Posts: 774	i like polar bears: lol, i fucked some guy who was 14 and then i went and hit some with teioh. teehee

10-12-2002, 06:35 AM	#4
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	The closest I've ever come to that is when this black girl touched my hair and said "What you do to your hair? It's exactly like the way black folk be doin it now." I replied "That's how it grows naturally." She just looked at me funny.

10-12-2002, 07:14 AM	#5
Mr. Godfuck Pledge Posts: 190	I was in a study group the other day w/ this black girl...and she asked..."Iz you from europe?" and i was like, "um, no why?"..she said "cuz yo hair curly"....what the hell does having curly hair hve to do with living in Europe?? Jesus.