Heterosexual guys: THERE IS A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE SLEASY SEXUAL

sickbadthing · 01-01-2009, 08:43 PM

SITUATION.

WHAT DO U CHOOSE???

Floppy Nono · 01-01-2009, 08:51 PM

MYSTERY FINGER IN ASS

sickbadthing · 01-01-2009, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

MYSTERY FINGER IN ASS

VOTE

Floppy Nono · 01-01-2009, 08:59 PM

i picked the first one because it's not really that bad unless the mom is ugly but i also wasnt sure if i was doing the mom from behind or the chick or what.

Hypocaust · 01-01-2009, 09:53 PM

This should have had multiple options.

Toast · 01-01-2009, 10:58 PM

the mother and daughter. it's not my problem that they're related.

duovamp · 01-01-2009, 11:02 PM

Some of these I'd like to accomplish even without a gun to my head.

ravenguy2000 · 01-01-2009, 11:04 PM

#1 sounds pretty good

neopryn · 01-01-2009, 11:14 PM

i thought it was YOUR mother and daughter. if it's not, why would you pick anything else?

ChaosEffect · 01-01-2009, 11:16 PM

the chick with the plastic slong is ready to beat that honey!

sickbadthing · 01-01-2009, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

i thought it was YOUR mother and daughter.

that's already happened to half of netphoria so it was not a valid option

ravenguy2000 · 01-01-2009, 11:26 PM

do you guys think incest scenes are really hot yet you can't manage to be attracted to any of your real life relatives

sickbadthing · 01-01-2009, 11:43 PM

my aunt was hot when i was a kid. she would sleep naked... and she was 10 years older than me so it wasn't a lot... man.

she's not hot anymore though so it all expired after i was 13.

D. · 01-02-2009, 03:27 AM

AND THAT'S ALL

threetwooneZERO · 01-02-2009, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

my aunt was hot when i was a kid. she would sleep naked... and she was 10 years older than me so it wasn't a lot... man.

she's not hot anymore though so it all expired after i was 13.

how did you find out she slept in the nude?

sickbadthing · 01-02-2009, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by threetwooneZERO

how did you find out she slept in the nude?

there was a summer i spent at her house (probably actually only a few weeks, my memory is fuzzy) but she would walk around naked, like in the morning. not flaunt it but not hide it. she had a pool and was in a bikini a lot too. i had just figured out how to masturbate so i went nuts thinking about her. fun times when you're 13.

I'm Hardcore · 01-02-2009, 08:58 AM

how about ......

one TEN INCH man,

or

ten ONE INCH men

?

cardiac · 01-02-2009, 10:03 AM

A fine thread, I went for #1 as well. There's alot of things I could deal, that being one

How about a spin-off: Dudes, you've got a gun pointed to your head and are forced to suck another man's cock. Would you rather a) suck a miniscule pecker b) suck a cock of MONSTERESQUE proportions? How about it? It would take the exact amount of time no matter which cock you go with

Right now I'm thinking option B. If you're forced to suck a cock, you might as well make it count. Besides it's more impressive when you pop out "Yeah it was bad, but not as bad than that one time I was forced to suck monstercock on gun-point" in a coffee-table conversation sometime.

That about does it.

View Poll Results: POLL: POLL: POLL; yuou must choose one
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER TOGETHER, MOTHER EATS OUT DAUGHTER WHILE U DO HER FROM BEHIND (U MUST WATCH)	9	47.37%
FUCK A MIDGET CHICK, AND NOT A CUTE, CORRECTLY PROPORTIONED ONE	2	10.53%
3 WAY WITH ANOTHER GUY, DOUBLE DONG THE CHICK IN ALL HOLES AND YOU EAT THE CUM OFF HER FACE	0	0%
FULL INTERCOURSE WITH A POST-OP ****** IN THAT TIGHT, SURGICALLY CONSTRUCTED PUSSY	1	5.26%
HIRSUTE BROAD FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS WITH A STRAP-ON, AND THAT'S ALL	2	10.53%
3 WAY WITH ANOTHER GUY, ALSO FATHER OF THE CHICK YOU'RE FUCKING, DON'T HAVE TO EAT THE CUM AFTER	2	10.53%
3 WAY WITH ANOTHER GUY, ALSO THE BROTHER OF THE CHICK YOU'RE FUCKING, MYSTERY FINGER IN YOUR ASS	1	5.26%
GET FUCKED HARD BY TOMMY 'TINY' LISTER IN ORDER TO GET TO HAVE SEX WITH JESSICA BIEL (OR WHOEVER)	2	10.53%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

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01-01-2009, 08:43 PM	#1
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Heterosexual guys: THERE IS A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE SLEASY SEXUAL SITUATION. WHAT DO U CHOOSE???

01-01-2009, 08:51 PM	#2
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	MYSTERY FINGER IN ASS

01-01-2009, 08:59 PM	#4
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	i picked the first one because it's not really that bad unless the mom is ugly but i also wasnt sure if i was doing the mom from behind or the chick or what.

01-01-2009, 09:53 PM	#5
Hypocaust Fucking up since '01 Location: Where it sounds good. Posts: 798	This should have had multiple options.

01-01-2009, 10:58 PM	#6
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	the mother and daughter. it's not my problem that they're related.

01-01-2009, 11:02 PM	#7
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Some of these I'd like to accomplish even without a gun to my head.

01-01-2009, 11:04 PM	#8
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	#1 sounds pretty good

01-01-2009, 11:14 PM	#9
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	i thought it was YOUR mother and daughter. if it's not, why would you pick anything else?

01-01-2009, 11:16 PM	#10
ChaosEffect Apocalyptic Poster Location: Rockin out over Endor Space Posts: 1,376	the chick with the plastic slong is ready to beat that honey!

01-01-2009, 11:26 PM	#12
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	do you guys think incest scenes are really hot yet you can't manage to be attracted to any of your real life relatives

01-02-2009, 03:27 AM	#14
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	AND THAT'S ALL

01-01-2009, 11:43 PM	#13
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	my aunt was hot when i was a kid. she would sleep naked... and she was 10 years older than me so it wasn't a lot... man. she's not hot anymore though so it all expired after i was 13.

01-02-2009, 08:58 AM	#17
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	how about ...... one TEN INCH man, or ten ONE INCH men ?

01-02-2009, 10:03 AM	#18
cardiac Apocalyptic Poster Location: Finland Posts: 1,408	A fine thread, I went for #1 as well. There's alot of things I could deal, that being one How about a spin-off: Dudes, you've got a gun pointed to your head and are forced to suck another man's cock. Would you rather a) suck a miniscule pecker b) suck a cock of MONSTERESQUE proportions? How about it? It would take the exact amount of time no matter which cock you go with Right now I'm thinking option B. If you're forced to suck a cock, you might as well make it count. Besides it's more impressive when you pop out "Yeah it was bad, but not as bad than that one time I was forced to suck monstercock on gun-point" in a coffee-table conversation sometime. That about does it.