Netphoria Fantasy Football Week 14

AndySlash · 12-07-2008, 08:48 PM

The Cuttin' Muffins 86.43 (2)
Mormon Ass Slappers 84.00 (0)

Favraros 89.67 (0)
The Moderators 93.50 (1)

Team OCA 101.97 (1)
Turd Sandwich 75.32 (0)

Secret Muslim Ballas 115.13 (1)
The Nonproductives 81.90 (0)

tiny fisted bungwads 111.47 (1)
2007 Miami Dolphins 71.52 (0)

heartattack 97.02 (1)
The Chiefs 74.54 (2)

The Cuttin Muffins have Antonio Bryant and Carolina Def

Moderators have Derrick Mason

OCA has Steve Smith

Secret Muslim Ballas have Santana Moss

heartattack have Matt Bryant
The Chiefs have DeAngelo Williams and Baltimore Def

Travis Meeks · 12-07-2008, 08:53 PM

get fucked

AndySlash · 12-07-2008, 10:18 PM

I'm sure I will come playoff time.

AndySlash · 12-07-2008, 10:18 PM

interpret that either way.

Debaser · 12-08-2008, 01:16 AM

fuck, i'm going to miss the playoffs just barely huh

AndySlash · 12-08-2008, 03:31 AM

assuming tiebreakers go by points first, then yeah, it looks like it.

Scores with only the MNF game to go...

The Cuttin' Muffins 86.43 (2)
Mormon Ass Slappers 84.00

Favraros 89.67
The Moderators 106.50

Team OCA 101.97 (1)
Turd Sandwich 75.32

Secret Muslim Ballas 122.33
The Nonproductives 81.90

tiny fisted bungwads 113.27
2007 Miami Dolphins 71.52

heartattack 97.02 (1)
The Chiefs 92.54 (1)

The Cuttin Muffins have Antonio Bryant and Carolina Def

OCA has Steve Smith

heartattack have Matt Bryant
The Chiefs have DeAngelo Williams

Only the heartattack/Chiefs game is up in the air, and neither are playoff teams. So, according to the stattracker thing, playoff teams are

The Cuttin' Muffins 11-3 (1420.15+)
tiny fisted bungwads 9-5 (1474.65)
Mormon Ass Slappers 9-5 (1465.96)
Team OCA 9-5 (1440.56+)
(Secret Muslim Ballas are 9-5, too, but scored 1414.75 so they are out)

If Steve Smith doesn't get more than 25.40 points, then the playoffs are The Cuttin' Muffins vs. Team OCA and tiny fisted bungwads vs. Mormon Ass Slappers. This is all assuming the first tiebreaker is points scored. I couldn't find anywhere on the site where it tells us.

There is the possibility of a rematch of one of last years Netphoria fantasy bowls if The Cuttin' Muffins and Mormon Ass Slappers both go to the championship game.

AndySlash · 12-09-2008, 01:55 PM

*1. The Cuttin' Muffins 11-3-0 .786 1461.48
*2. tiny fisted bungwads 9-5-0 .643 1474.65
*3. Mormon Ass Slappers 9-5-0 .643 1465.96
*4. Team OCA 9-5-0 .643 1463.36

Top four teams are separated by only 13 points. That's kind of amazing.

Travis Meeks · 12-14-2008, 09:07 PM

anyone feel like posting the scores for this week?

AndySlash · 12-14-2008, 11:16 PM

as of right now

The Cuttin' Muffins 99.27 (0)
Team OCA 134.75 (1)

Favraros 84.60 (2)
The Chiefs 134.60 (0)

Turd Sandwich 59.65 (2)
Secret Muslim Ballas 83.41 (2)

tiny fisted bungwads 86.96 (0)
Mormon Ass Slappers 87.32 (2)

Travis Meeks · 12-14-2008, 11:26 PM

damn, OCA destroyed

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-15-2008, 12:14 AM

Man Steve Smith, P. Thomas and Dallas Clark all came to play. I'm in the finals in both of my leagues though I'm concerned about some of the matchups next week. I've got to get back to my FF supercomputer and sort it all out. Away!

shannon · 12-15-2008, 11:36 AM

hnibos · 12-15-2008, 12:27 PM

my team gets real good when its too late, fuck you moss

AndySlash · 12-15-2008, 04:08 PM

FUCK PIERRE THOMAS.

#1 team at regular seasons end three times in the last two years. Nothing to show for it.

Fuck man, talk about frustrating.

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-15-2008, 04:18 PM

I feel your pain bro. I'm in the finals in both of my leagues after three frustrating years. Last year I went wire to wire in my $$$ league and got sank in the championship game after a couple of early game injuries. Maybe this is the year I won't get screwed... fantasy football is a cruel mistress.

shannon · 12-15-2008, 04:28 PM

yeah, I went to the playoffs in both leagues and lost. fuck this :/

I want to find a new fantasy league to hold me over until next year, but I'm really not as knowledgeable in other sports.

Travis Meeks · 12-15-2008, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shannon

SUCK IT BITCH!

shannon · 12-15-2008, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Meeks

SUCK IT BITCH!

you fucking ass

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12-07-2008, 08:48 PM	#1
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	Netphoria Fantasy Football Week 14 The Cuttin' Muffins 86.43 (2) Mormon Ass Slappers 84.00 (0) Favraros 89.67 (0) The Moderators 93.50 (1) Team OCA 101.97 (1) Turd Sandwich 75.32 (0) Secret Muslim Ballas 115.13 (1) The Nonproductives 81.90 (0) tiny fisted bungwads 111.47 (1) 2007 Miami Dolphins 71.52 (0) heartattack 97.02 (1) The Chiefs 74.54 (2) The Cuttin Muffins have Antonio Bryant and Carolina Def Moderators have Derrick Mason OCA has Steve Smith Secret Muslim Ballas have Santana Moss heartattack have Matt Bryant The Chiefs have DeAngelo Williams and Baltimore Def

12-07-2008, 08:53 PM	#2
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	get fucked

12-07-2008, 10:18 PM	#3
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	I'm sure I will come playoff time.

12-08-2008, 01:16 AM	#5
Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	fuck, i'm going to miss the playoffs just barely huh

12-08-2008, 03:31 AM	#6
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	assuming tiebreakers go by points first, then yeah, it looks like it. Scores with only the MNF game to go... The Cuttin' Muffins 86.43 (2) Mormon Ass Slappers 84.00 Favraros 89.67 The Moderators 106.50 Team OCA 101.97 (1) Turd Sandwich 75.32 Secret Muslim Ballas 122.33 The Nonproductives 81.90 tiny fisted bungwads 113.27 2007 Miami Dolphins 71.52 heartattack 97.02 (1) The Chiefs 92.54 (1) The Cuttin Muffins have Antonio Bryant and Carolina Def OCA has Steve Smith heartattack have Matt Bryant The Chiefs have DeAngelo Williams Only the heartattack/Chiefs game is up in the air, and neither are playoff teams. So, according to the stattracker thing, playoff teams are The Cuttin' Muffins 11-3 (1420.15+) tiny fisted bungwads 9-5 (1474.65) Mormon Ass Slappers 9-5 (1465.96) Team OCA 9-5 (1440.56+) (Secret Muslim Ballas are 9-5, too, but scored 1414.75 so they are out) If Steve Smith doesn't get more than 25.40 points, then the playoffs are The Cuttin' Muffins vs. Team OCA and tiny fisted bungwads vs. Mormon Ass Slappers. This is all assuming the first tiebreaker is points scored. I couldn't find anywhere on the site where it tells us. There is the possibility of a rematch of one of last years Netphoria fantasy bowls if The Cuttin' Muffins and Mormon Ass Slappers both go to the championship game.

12-09-2008, 01:55 PM	#7
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	1. The Cuttin' Muffins 11-3-0 .786 1461.48 2. tiny fisted bungwads 9-5-0 .643 1474.65 3. Mormon Ass Slappers 9-5-0 .643 1465.96 4. Team OCA 9-5-0 .643 1463.36 Top four teams are separated by only 13 points. That's kind of amazing.

12-14-2008, 09:07 PM	#8
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	anyone feel like posting the scores for this week?

12-14-2008, 11:16 PM	#9
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	as of right now The Cuttin' Muffins 99.27 (0) Team OCA 134.75 (1) Favraros 84.60 (2) The Chiefs 134.60 (0) Turd Sandwich 59.65 (2) Secret Muslim Ballas 83.41 (2) tiny fisted bungwads 86.96 (0) Mormon Ass Slappers 87.32 (2)

12-14-2008, 11:26 PM	#10
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	damn, OCA destroyed

12-15-2008, 12:14 AM	#11
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	Man Steve Smith, P. Thomas and Dallas Clark all came to play. I'm in the finals in both of my leagues though I'm concerned about some of the matchups next week. I've got to get back to my FF supercomputer and sort it all out. Away!

12-15-2008, 11:36 AM	#12
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,218

12-15-2008, 12:27 PM	#13
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	my team gets real good when its too late, fuck you moss

12-15-2008, 04:08 PM	#14
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	FUCK PIERRE THOMAS. #1 team at regular seasons end three times in the last two years. Nothing to show for it. Fuck man, talk about frustrating.

12-15-2008, 04:18 PM	#15
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	I feel your pain bro. I'm in the finals in both of my leagues after three frustrating years. Last year I went wire to wire in my $$$ league and got sank in the championship game after a couple of early game injuries. Maybe this is the year I won't get screwed... fantasy football is a cruel mistress.

12-15-2008, 04:28 PM	#16
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,218	yeah, I went to the playoffs in both leagues and lost. fuck this :/ I want to find a new fantasy league to hold me over until next year, but I'm really not as knowledgeable in other sports.