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Old 10-09-2008, 07:23 PM   #1
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:02 AM   #2
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uhh

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=149083
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=149498
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157244

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:53 AM   #3
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it's friggin' Montephoria around this place

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:00 AM   #4
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it is all people talk about

I bet he isn't real

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:15 AM   #5
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Thank you... so very much for digging those up!

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:15 AM   #6
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the dude's mishaps are all over the internet. google is your friend.

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:28 AM   #7
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Holy crap, I missed these the first time around...






 
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:30 AM   #8
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:31 AM   #9
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The mole holes had returned and I fell broke the ankle of my heart…

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:35 AM   #10
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:38 AM   #11
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then you are not a netphorian

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:50 AM   #12
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Old 10-10-2008, 04:55 PM   #13
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I have seen references to this, but damn.

One question comes to mind - how is he getting women as attractive as that blonde one to go out on a date with him? I'm failing to see how "just asking" would work.

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 04:59 PM   #14
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If I were a woman and someone would do that one day date thing to me with the pirate-ape-costume shit, I`d probably contact the FBI...or Amnesty International

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:04 PM   #15
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I have seen references to this, but damn.

One question comes to mind - how is he getting women as attractive as that blonde one to go out on a date with him? I'm failing to see how "just asking" would work.
Become Mormon, Andrew!

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:12 PM   #16
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what ethnicity is monte

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:21 PM   #17
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:24 PM   #18
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I couldn't do that to myself.

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:33 PM   #19
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I have seen references to this, but damn.

One question comes to mind - how is he getting women as attractive as that blonde one to go out on a date with him? I'm failing to see how "just asking" would work.
.. because they're mormon, they know he's not going to so much as try to kiss them, and they get a free all-expenses paid day out of it.

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:36 PM   #20
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Should we pity them or is it their own fault? Who is the victim here? Monte or the ladies?

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:38 PM   #21
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There are no victims. The girls know what they're getting into, and I think so does Monte by now.

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:39 PM   #22
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Why do you think he takes pictures and videos of every date? That's all he gets out ofthem.

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:42 PM   #23
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So by taking these pictures and posting them online he's bragging that he went on crazy dates with attractive women and never at any moment did the thought of kissing them(or more) cross his mind.

Incredible.

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:46 PM   #24
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The answers to all of psychology's greatest conundrums lie with Monte.

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:56 PM   #25
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you dressed up as a god damn APE on your first date. Where do you go from there? You've set the bar oh so high, Monte.
That

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god damn you are so fucking weird, man.
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Old 10-10-2008, 06:57 PM   #26
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half mexican, half mormon

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 07:00 PM   #27
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In the first thread I posted another one.

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=132080

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 07:07 PM   #28
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Old 10-10-2008, 07:19 PM   #29
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I'm trying to determine whether the crown/flower or the horseback riding/ape was more creepy.

Booze and fucking is much cheaper and much easier on a first date.

 
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Old 10-10-2008, 08:05 PM   #30
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I for one hope Monte wouldn't stop making his date threads. It is fascinating.

 
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