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Minion of Satan
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search yielded no results
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Braindead
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Boardcaster
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it's friggin' Montephoria around this place
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Registered User
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it is all people talk about
I bet he isn't real |
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Serial Dater
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Thank you... so very much for digging those up!
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Immortal
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the dude's mishaps are all over the internet. google is your friend.
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has great self of steam.
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Holy crap, I missed these the first time around...
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Braindead
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has great self of steam.
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Immortal
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Braindead
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has great self of steam.
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oh for fuck's sake
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I have seen references to this, but damn.
One question comes to mind - how is he getting women as attractive as that blonde one to go out on a date with him? I'm failing to see how "just asking" would work. |
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František`s mate
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If I were a woman and someone would do that one day date thing to me with the pirate-ape-costume shit, I`d probably contact the FBI...or Amnesty International
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Braindead
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Minion of Satan
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what ethnicity is monte
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František`s mate
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oh for fuck's sake
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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.. because they're mormon, they know he's not going to so much as try to kiss them, and they get a free all-expenses paid day out of it.
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oh for fuck's sake
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Should we pity them or is it their own fault? Who is the victim here? Monte or the ladies?
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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There are no victims. The girls know what they're getting into, and I think so does Monte by now.
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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Why do you think he takes pictures and videos of every date? That's all he gets out ofthem.
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oh for fuck's sake
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So by taking these pictures and posting them online he's bragging that he went on crazy dates with attractive women and never at any moment did the thought of kissing them(or more) cross his mind.
Incredible. |
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let's see your penis!
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The answers to all of psychology's greatest conundrums lie with Monte.
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Serial Dater
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Consume my pants.
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let's see your penis!
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Serial Dater
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I'm trying to determine whether the crown/flower or the horseback riding/ape was more creepy.
Booze and fucking is much cheaper and much easier on a first date. |
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Braindead
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I for one hope Monte wouldn't stop making his date threads. It is fascinating.
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