"tear" jewelry - hangs from eyeball - emo kids rejoice

[threetwooneZERO]

First it was tattoos, then it was body piercing, but the latest fashion craze looks so painful it's literally eye-watering. In the frenzy to come up with something different one designer has created a line of jewellery which is intended to be worn on the eyes.

The bizarre range features a number of adornments which hang on wire from contact lenses.

Users attach a range of accessories, such as crystals and flowers, to the new prescription or dummy lenses and wear them throughout the day.

The jewellery, which measures up to 14mmx33mm, is attached to the contact using medical wire and hangs below the eye.

http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/e...els-766316.jpg

I can't wait to see how many EMO kids wear these. I, myself am going to get a pair...just for special occasions like funerals where I am expected to show some emotion.

[wHATcOLOR]

that's a pretty sweet shade of green, i wonder if it was 'shopped. i haven't really seen too many 'shops in my day, and i can't really tell from any of the pixels

[samuel redman]

i don't think emo kids exist anymore

[threetwooneZERO]

Originally Posted by samuel redman

i don't think emo kids exist anymore

yes they do

[JokeyLoki]

That thing looks like a booger.

[threetwooneZERO]

This lebanese girl is going to make a fortune

Girl Has Crystals Coming Out Of Eyes
by DiagonalView

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

That thing looks like a booger.

no, it's montelds

[Nimrod's Son]

This post is for Banana03, who repped my previous post saying that it "made no sense."

Allow me to explain this for his sake, and any other feeble minded individuals out there.

Look at the post I quoted from JokeyLoki. Next, look at the post directly above hers. Now do you see the connection?

if you would like to learn more about not being a fucking shithead, consult your local library.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5...fuckbu0gj6.jpg

[Eulogy]

cue PM from banana to nimrod about how nimrod needs to stop being so obsessed

[Nimrod's Son]

I will post it here when I get it

[Banana]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

This post is for Banana03, who repped my previous post saying that it "made no sense."

Allow me to explain this for his sake, and any other feeble minded individuals out there.

Look at the post I quoted from JokeyLoki. Next, look at the post directly above hers. Now do you see the connection?

if you would like to learn more about not being a fucking shithead, consult your local library.

Well that would require me to actually watch every youtube video people post here. It's called selective reading in a thread, and it's no different than all of the people here who have users on ignore.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Banana

Well that would require me to actually watch every youtube video people post here. It's called selective reading in a thread, and it's no different than all of the people here who have users on ignore.

Which is all well and good, except when you call out other posters on not "making sense" when in fact it's because you are ignorant and don't attempt to read the thread so you can understand a nuanced reply.

I board at at least 40 levels above you.

[Banana]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

Which is all well and good, except when you call out other posters on not "making sense" when in fact it's because you are ignorant and don't attempt to read the thread so you can understand a nuanced reply.

I board at at least 40 levels above you.

You should have quoted both the videos you were referring to and also JokeyLoki's post.

And you board at least 40 levels above me? Sweet life buddy.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Tier 40 boarder

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Banana

You should have quoted both the videos you were referring to and also JokeyLoki's post.

No. They were in sequential order. There was no reason for me to dumb down a post for the plebians.

Originally Posted by Banana

And you board at least 40 levels above me? Sweet life buddy.

That has no reflection on my life, it is just another example of something for which I have talent and you do not.

[JokeyLoki]

aaw, he neg repped me too... must have hurt his feelings.

[noyen]

so can i rip out some eyeballs now or what

[Banana]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

That has no reflection on my life, it is just another example of something for which I have talent and you do not.

Actually it does, because you see posting on a message board as a talent.

And JokeyLoki you repped me first, I was mearly returning the favor because doing so seems to enrage those who originally repped. The whole add postive/negative rep means nothing.

[noyen]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Shallowed]

http://forums.netphoria.org/attachme...1&d=1223337659

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Banana

Actually it does, because you see posting on a message board as a talent.

And JokeyLoki you repped me first, I was mearly returning the favor because doing so seems to enrage those who originally repped. The whole add postive/negative rep means nothing.

Everything takes talent. Only the untalented believe it does not.

Also: positive, merely.

Spelling is something else at which I far exceed your abilities.

[noyen]

i am feeling the spirit of affectation in this thread

[barden]

why do they say the emo jewerly looks painfull?
why would it hurt to wear a contact lens?