My campin' trip at Timothy Lake

Mablak · 09-21-2008, 02:35 AM

Over memorial day weekend I went on a camping trip at Timothy Lake, by Mt. Hood in Oregon, me and 4 other people. We brought a canoe and that was our only realistic means of getting all the crap we brought to the campsite, which actually saved time even though it took about 4 hours to get all our stuff across the first day.

So then we set about drinking and staying at least mildly drunk for 3 days straight, I brought some blue raspberry vodka which I was able to just take shots of without too much problem, there was only one instance of puking by any of us, which I consider a success although the puke did come twice and both times were right inside our small campsite area.

Here are some pics of myself, sitting around, examining the wooden voodoo Cody that was made and placed on the edge of the fire to see if it could avoid burning/ to see to what extent it affected me, Cody, and me chopping some wood:

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Three of the guys are in a band, all pretty good at guitar and they jammed out pretty successfully a few times, including this ongoing Greg banana jam that went deep into discussing the finer points of bananas.

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And then we had our solitary vegan mountain man, and it kind of sucked for him having only sunflower seeds and apples to eat (though he got some junk food the last day), but I think he had a good time, he was taking fat bong rips pretty much half-hourly.

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However when this guy pictured below smoked weed, things got crazy, when he smokes he apparently generally does not have a good time. He tried to go swimming but then took a nap due to feelings of vertigo, and when he woke up, he was still high and kept talking in this high pitched voice that made it sound like like he was going to cry or go nuts, and then he picked us up and rammed us into trees.

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Now about the crawdads. See when we were canoeing we noticed a buoy which was deduced to be a crawdad trap, and he decided it would be a good idea to steal them, which was done in the middle of the night, and it was truly a smorgasbord that some fools had left out there.

So before cooking 'em, he decided to let them pinch him all over his body, as a final act of rebellion against humans. It was pretty amazing, because he let some pretty big crawdads clamp on his nipples, and not just once, about 15 or 20 different times... not that those things pinch super hard but he had some major guts. Semi-NSFW:

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Everyone else took this one crawdad and forced it into our mountain man's bong, and like, it was a challenge just to get it in there. Once inside, it was pretty much impossible to get it out, they spent about 3 hours trying different methods until it came out in one unexpected shake.

For most of the trip we were just sitting around the campfire and eating, and most of these guys consumed their weight in wieners. Consequently about half of the campfire discussion involved various highbrow usage of the word wiener, yes the wiener jokes on that trip were even more plentiful than the wieners themselves, which were quite abundant on their own. The campfire smell really stays with you in the end, it's surprising that you don't even notice it when you're there.

bja1288 · 09-21-2008, 02:41 AM

whats this about consuming your weight in weiners

Mablak · 09-21-2008, 02:47 AM

We had a cooler, so we brought some meat. We kept those wieners ice cold, or else they would've spoiled.

maoi · 09-21-2008, 06:08 AM

hmm 3 dudes campign out in the woods.

in a confined space

Mablak · 09-21-2008, 06:45 AM

Well 5 dudes. It was a wienerfest to be sure.

Hate the Hater · 09-21-2008, 06:50 AM

Any videos?

RopeyLopey · 09-21-2008, 03:12 PM

no interest in hiking or there are no trials?

bardy · 09-21-2008, 03:25 PM

where the hell do you get those shirts that the mohawk guy has on, and are they some prerequisite to being stinky and alternative

Mablak · 09-22-2008, 02:13 AM

Ah see, there were some trails, but it was pretty much just one big trail all around the lake, so that was just boring. And there wasn't a lot of open or level area to do anything else so we just sat and ate, and drank.

I don't know where he gets his shirts but I think he's pretty damn fashionable. He even designed this shirt with 'Barack n' Roll' on it, over a picture of Obama with a red mohawk, it's pretty sweet. He really is into a lot of punk music though, so he's deserving of a mohawk.

09-21-2008, 02:35 AM	#1
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	My campin' trip at Timothy Lake Over memorial day weekend I went on a camping trip at Timothy Lake, by Mt. Hood in Oregon, me and 4 other people. We brought a canoe and that was our only realistic means of getting all the crap we brought to the campsite, which actually saved time even though it took about 4 hours to get all our stuff across the first day. So then we set about drinking and staying at least mildly drunk for 3 days straight, I brought some blue raspberry vodka which I was able to just take shots of without too much problem, there was only one instance of puking by any of us, which I consider a success although the puke did come twice and both times were right inside our small campsite area. Here are some pics of myself, sitting around, examining the wooden voodoo Cody that was made and placed on the edge of the fire to see if it could avoid burning/ to see to what extent it affected me, Cody, and me chopping some wood: http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9...4095939gz2.jpg http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7...7129092vo0.jpg http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6...4311913jz5.jpg Three of the guys are in a band, all pretty good at guitar and they jammed out pretty successfully a few times, including this ongoing Greg banana jam that went deep into discussing the finer points of bananas. http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3...7149816oc9.jpg http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/53/...4151687mx6.jpg And then we had our solitary vegan mountain man, and it kind of sucked for him having only sunflower seeds and apples to eat (though he got some junk food the last day), but I think he had a good time, he was taking fat bong rips pretty much half-hourly. http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6...3492681sq4.jpg However when this guy pictured below smoked weed, things got crazy, when he smokes he apparently generally does not have a good time. He tried to go swimming but then took a nap due to feelings of vertigo, and when he woke up, he was still high and kept talking in this high pitched voice that made it sound like like he was going to cry or go nuts, and then he picked us up and rammed us into trees. http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/159...4478288ud6.jpg Now about the crawdads. See when we were canoeing we noticed a buoy which was deduced to be a crawdad trap, and he decided it would be a good idea to steal them, which was done in the middle of the night, and it was truly a smorgasbord that some fools had left out there. So before cooking 'em, he decided to let them pinch him all over his body, as a final act of rebellion against humans. It was pretty amazing, because he let some pretty big crawdads clamp on his nipples, and not just once, about 15 or 20 different times... not that those things pinch super hard but he had some major guts. Semi-NSFW: http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9...4352960ge6.jpg Everyone else took this one crawdad and forced it into our mountain man's bong, and like, it was a challenge just to get it in there. Once inside, it was pretty much impossible to get it out, they spent about 3 hours trying different methods until it came out in one unexpected shake. For most of the trip we were just sitting around the campfire and eating, and most of these guys consumed their weight in wieners. Consequently about half of the campfire discussion involved various highbrow usage of the word wiener, yes the wiener jokes on that trip were even more plentiful than the wieners themselves, which were quite abundant on their own. The campfire smell really stays with you in the end, it's surprising that you don't even notice it when you're there.

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09-21-2008, 02:41 AM	#2
bja1288 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,206	whats this about consuming your weight in weiners

09-21-2008, 02:47 AM	#3
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	We had a cooler, so we brought some meat. We kept those wieners ice cold, or else they would've spoiled.

09-21-2008, 06:08 AM	#4
maoi Apocalyptic Poster Location: l'isle joyeuse Posts: 2,656	hmm 3 dudes campign out in the woods. in a confined space

09-21-2008, 06:45 AM	#5
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	Well 5 dudes. It was a wienerfest to be sure.

09-21-2008, 06:50 AM	#6
Hate the Hater Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,502	Any videos?

09-21-2008, 03:12 PM	#7
RopeyLopey Braindead Posts: 15,483	no interest in hiking or there are no trials?

09-21-2008, 03:25 PM	#8
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	where the hell do you get those shirts that the mohawk guy has on, and are they some prerequisite to being stinky and alternative

09-22-2008, 02:13 AM	#9
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	Ah see, there were some trails, but it was pretty much just one big trail all around the lake, so that was just boring. And there wasn't a lot of open or level area to do anything else so we just sat and ate, and drank. I don't know where he gets his shirts but I think he's pretty damn fashionable. He even designed this shirt with 'Barack n' Roll' on it, over a picture of Obama with a red mohawk, it's pretty sweet. He really is into a lot of punk music though, so he's deserving of a mohawk.