What to get a girlfriend for her birthday?

cowbite · 05-11-2003, 12:04 AM

Yeah, well my girlfriend's birthday is coming up on the 25th and I have no freakin' clue what I'm gonna do. I'm not creative at all. Suggestions?

FearFactory · 05-11-2003, 12:04 AM

Fuck the hell out of her.

dusty · 05-11-2003, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory
Fuck the hell out of her.

Random Female · 05-11-2003, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory
Fuck the hell out of her.

if she's not already on it, how about a lifetime supply of the pill?
"Hey, baby, start takin this so's i don't have to use condoms no more!"

but surely you have SOME idea of what she likes. if she has favorite movies, get her a DVD anda flower or something. if she has a favorite food, buy it from a good restaurant and eat it in together.

dusty · 05-11-2003, 12:17 AM

get her one of these.
then she can drive to your house for booty call in .2 seconds.

http://ebay2.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_...10fd38/i-8.JPG

Elvis The Fat Years · 05-11-2003, 12:19 AM

stimulate her clitoris.

shaniqua · 05-11-2003, 12:22 AM

anal beads and a teddy bear.

Elvis The Fat Years · 05-11-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by shaunna
anal beads and a teddy bear.

i love when my woman sticks a teddy bear up my ass.

Esty · 05-11-2003, 02:06 AM

I hate gift shopping. I always torture myself to death thinking of the "prefect" present. Give her something she needs or would like. It doesn't always have to be about the price either. Just sit down and think it over,..something will come to you.

05-11-2003, 12:04 AM	#1
cowbite Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,171	What to get a girlfriend for her birthday? Yeah, well my girlfriend's birthday is coming up on the 25th and I have no freakin' clue what I'm gonna do. I'm not creative at all. Suggestions?

05-11-2003, 12:04 AM	#2
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	Fuck the hell out of her. __________________ I'm tired of searching for myself.

05-11-2003, 12:17 AM	#5
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	get her one of these. then she can drive to your house for booty call in .2 seconds. http://ebay2.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_...10fd38/i-8.JPG

05-11-2003, 12:19 AM	#6
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	stimulate her clitoris.

05-11-2003, 12:22 AM	#7
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	anal beads and a teddy bear.

05-11-2003, 02:06 AM	#9
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	I hate gift shopping. I always torture myself to death thinking of the "prefect" present. Give her something she needs or would like. It doesn't always have to be about the price either. Just sit down and think it over,..something will come to you.