post here and I'll tell you how and when you will die. - Page 3

FearFactory · 05-08-2003, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by jenniferkate
yes please.

April 28th, 2015. You wil be masturbating furiously for peace, when one of your nails breaks off and gets lodged in your clitoris. You will be infected with gangrene after you repeatedly attempt to get yourself off afterwards.

Eulogy · 05-08-2003, 10:05 PM

Thoughtless · 05-08-2003, 10:05 PM

hehehe

FearFactory · 05-08-2003, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy
Ok.

October 18th, 2012. You will be shot and killed by John Stamos after he catches you in bed with his wife, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, whom you had drugged.

FearFactory · 05-08-2003, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by Thoughtless
hehehe

May 9th, 2003. You will fall to the ground in convulsions after inhaling yet another can of paint thinner.

BeautifulLoser · 05-08-2003, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

August 2nd, 2007. You will start up a wrestling group to rival the WWE, and will wrestle as well. You will receive a stiff chairshot to the head, courtesy of me, and you will die of massive head injuries.

At least I'll accomplish my dream of being a diva. Sigh.

FearFactory · 05-09-2003, 03:58 PM

Come on, step right up!

twice · 05-09-2003, 04:25 PM

do me hard.

FearFactory · 05-09-2003, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by twice
do me hard.

show me a picture first!

March 6th, 2009. You will die choking on my cock.

Toby · 05-09-2003, 04:38 PM

I almost died today when I slipped and fell in some mop and glow that someone spilled all over the flower at my friends dorm. But please enlighten me as to when I will die and how

FearFactory · 05-09-2003, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I almost died today when I slipped and fell in some mop and glow that someone spilled all over the flower at my friends dorm. But please enlighten me as to when I will die and how

May 13th, 2058. You will die after slipping on the floor and breaking your hip while home alone. The fall itself will not kill you, but your dog will get hungry and decide to make a meal out of you.

Toby · 05-09-2003, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

May 13th, 2058. You will die after slipping on the floor and breaking your hip while home alone. The fall itself will not kill you, but your dog will get hungry and decide to make a meal out of you.

Lovely! http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif

beef curtains · 05-09-2003, 05:06 PM

*squeals*

FearFactory · 05-09-2003, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me
*squeals*

December 10th, 2050. You will be murdered and stuffed into a vat of acid. No trace of your body will ever be found.

beef curtains · 05-10-2003, 03:53 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

December 10th, 2050. You will be murdered and stuffed into a vat of acid. No trace of your body will ever be found.

Two days after my 69th birthday!!
:erm

FearFactory · 05-10-2003, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by ******
me me...

June 7th, 2003. You will be under the influence and attempt to score with dusty. I will then beat the living shit out of you (after she's slapped you around a bit waiting for me to make the drive over). When the cops find your body, they will have trouble identifying you.

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Thoughtless Minion of Satan Location: As far as far can be. Posts: 5,199	hehehe

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FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	Come on, step right up!

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twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	do me hard.

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Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I almost died today when I slipped and fell in some mop and glow that someone spilled all over the flower at my friends dorm. But please enlighten me as to when I will die and how

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beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	squeals

05-08-2003, 10:05 PM	#62
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	Ok.