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Old 05-04-2003, 11:17 PM   #1
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so dig this...we went camping saturday morning at like 4am and got back today at 5 ish as soon as i touched my cat today she bit me. she has never bitten anyone else before and she didnt bite my girlfriend. also now when i scratch the base of her tail she sticks her tongue out and wiggles her head around. it's weird cause she loves having her tail rubbed and today she bit me for it. anyone had anything weird like this happen with there cat?

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:19 PM   #2
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Having problems with pussy?

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:22 PM   #3
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that is so weak ...wait...cocktaur?

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:23 PM   #4
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You probably smelled like catfood!

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:27 PM   #5
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if i smelled like cat food having just come back from camping........wait............. ok i just smelled my girlfriend who has not showered sence camping and she smells like ass not cat food :P

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:34 PM   #6
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if i smelled like cat food having just come back from camping........wait............. ok i just smelled my girlfriend who has not showered sence camping and she smells like ass not cat food :P
hey turkey blend, we should be friends since we are both new here. it is like the buddy system. i will watch your back and you wash my back.

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:38 PM   #7
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oh how the mighty have fallen

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:53 PM   #8
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maybe your real cat died and your parents replaced it with a look a like.
i suggest you go check the back yard for any disturbed dirt.

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:57 PM   #9
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oh how the mighty have fallen

that is the fuckeded uptedest thing i ever heard how ya been?

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:57 PM   #10
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maybe your real cat died and your parents replaced it with a look a like.
i suggest you go check the back yard for any disturbed dirt.
also, check your cat's scruff for any tags that say 'machine washalble only.' you could be dealing with a 'stuffed animal switch.'

 
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:07 AM   #11
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also, check your cat's scruff for any tags that say 'machine washalble only.' you could be dealing with a 'stuffed animal switch.'

i rember you to!

no tags there is this strange smell in the brown spot under it's tail though :P

 
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:23 AM   #12
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maybe your cat has rabies...

 
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:25 AM   #13
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Its probably cause of your newbie status.

 
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:32 AM   #14
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oh no, not the cat people!


 
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:35 AM   #15
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Its probably cause of your newbie status.
...your cat must read Netphoria! She knows!

 
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:40 AM   #16
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...your cat must read Netphoria! She knows!
yup. she posts as 'Affect'

 
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:54 AM   #17
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maybe your cat was mad that you left. were you mean to it before or do you usually not go somewhere for that long? my cats always act weird when i leave and come back :erm

 
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Old 05-06-2003, 10:12 PM   #18
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maybe your cat was mad that you left. were you mean to it before or do you usually not go somewhere for that long? my cats always act weird when i leave and come back :erm

no i wasnt mean to her, and she hasnt been mean to me any other times i went away for long peroids of time so i dont know

 
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Old 05-07-2003, 11:51 AM   #19
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oh no, not the cat people!

http://www.filmsite.org/posters/catp2.jpg

this one's MUCH better

 
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Old 05-07-2003, 11:55 AM   #20
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the 'Is She Psycho?' test:

#2: She has a cat.

 
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