i kind of want to steal this mouse.

dusty · 05-07-2003, 12:08 AM

you know. this mouse from the computer lab at my school. it's one of the scrolling ones, and i'm ghetto so i don't have one of these. it's neat. it makes everything much faster.
do you think they will notice if i dettatch it from the back and take it?
my mouse at home hasn't been working lately anyways :erm

Vulva · 05-07-2003, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by dusty
you know. this mouse from the computer lab at my school. it's one of the scrolling ones, and i'm ghetto so i don't have one of these. it's neat. it makes everything much faster.
do you think they will notice if i dettatch it from the back and take it?
my mouse at home hasn't been working lately anyways :erm

dusty, you are above stealing

dusty · 05-07-2003, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by Vulva

dusty, you are above stealing

you're right. i know i am.
but it's really neat.
the first time i ever stole anything was my senoir year in highschool. i went to mexico on a cruise with all of my classmates and some of them wanted to stop off at all the little tourist traps they had all around the ports. we stopped off at one and they had this really great clear bic lighter with white writing that read "carona" and it was all neat. the warning sticker on the back was in espanol. i looked at the price, though, and it was $3.50 american! what the hell is THAT? so i took it. because i believed that paying for it would be equivalent to consenting to underaged sodomy.
it's a great lighter though. i still have it.
i hope you don't think any less of me, vulva. it was in the past! can't you forgive me?!

KingJeremy · 05-07-2003, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by dusty
you know. this mouse from the computer lab at my school. it's one of the scrolling ones, and i'm ghetto so i don't have one of these. it's neat. it makes everything much faster.
do you think they will notice if i dettatch it from the back and take it?
my mouse at home hasn't been working lately anyways :erm

Dress up like an old person and then steal it...ala Jackass.

blackfaerie · 05-07-2003, 12:15 AM

steal it. the school has enough money to replace one cheesy mouse. do it. DO IT! DO IT FOR ALL US KLEPTOS OUT HERE!

Random Female · 05-07-2003, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by blackfaerie
steal it. the school has enough money to replace one cheesy mouse. do it. DO IT! DO IT FOR ALL US KLEPTOS OUT HERE!

schools are suffering due to budget cuts. I work at the local comm. college tutoring department, and i got cut back to only 1 day/week due to this shit. that mouse could give me 2 hours worth of work

dusty · 05-07-2003, 12:19 AM

you are all trying to make me into such a bad person! first the lack of sleep and acedemic negligence, and now this!

dusty · 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by Random Female
schools are suffering due to budget cuts. I work at the local comm. college tutoring department, and i got cut back to only 1 day/week due to this shit. that mouse could give me 2 hours worth of work

yeah, but this is a UC. we have bugdet cuts but no one suffers because of it except for us students. they are upping our tuition $1200 a year as of now, and they are contemplating another $800!! i think i deserve this mouse.*

*disclaimer: i am not being serious. don't worry.

Vulva · 05-07-2003, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by dusty
[font=tahoma]yeah, but this is a UC. we have bugdet cuts but no one suffers because of it except for us students. they are upping our tuition $1200 a year as of now, and they are contemplating another $800!! i think i deserve this mouse.*

*disclaimer: i am not being serious. don't worry.

if you get busted, tell them i forced you to do it, that might help things

dusty · 05-07-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by Vulva

if you get busted, tell them i forced you to do it, that might help things

you would take the rap for me?

Vulva · 05-07-2003, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by dusty
you would take the rap for me?

i'd even rap for you!

Random Female · 05-07-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by dusty
yeah, but this is a UC. we have bugdet cuts but no one suffers because of it except for us students. they are upping our tuition $1200 a year as of now, and they are contemplating another $800!! i think i deserve this mouse.*

*disclaimer: i am not being serious. don't worry.

jesus fuck, then by all means! take it!

Squashing Pineapples · 05-07-2003, 01:11 AM

Dude, just buy the damn thing! You can even find it for less than 10 bucks

05-07-2003, 12:08 AM	#1
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	i kind of want to steal this mouse. you know. this mouse from the computer lab at my school. it's one of the scrolling ones, and i'm ghetto so i don't have one of these. it's neat. it makes everything much faster. do you think they will notice if i dettatch it from the back and take it? my mouse at home hasn't been working lately anyways :erm

05-07-2003, 12:15 AM	#5
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	steal it. the school has enough money to replace one cheesy mouse. do it. DO IT! DO IT FOR ALL US KLEPTOS OUT HERE! __________________ I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action.

05-07-2003, 12:19 AM	#7
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	you are all trying to make me into such a bad person! first the lack of sleep and acedemic negligence, and now this!

05-07-2003, 01:11 AM	#13
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	Dude, just buy the damn thing! You can even find it for less than 10 bucks