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Old 06-23-2008, 04:02 PM   #1
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http://www.waspknife.com/about.php



"As divers, we all know what the effects of compressed gas are underwater. Our training teaches us that our lungs would burst from over-inflation if we held our breath and rose to the surface. This principle is key to the effectiveness of the WASP Injection System.

This weapon injects a frozen ball of compressed gas approximately the size of a basketball at 850psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world's largest land predators. The effects of the compressed gas not only cause over-inflation during ascent when used underwater, but also freezes all tissues and organs surrounding the point of injection on land or at sea. When used underwater, the injected gas carries the predator to the surface BEFORE blood is released into the water. Thus giving the diver added protection by diverting other potential predators to the surface."


 
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:07 PM   #2
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Whoah

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:35 PM   #3
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Oh Holy shit

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:42 PM   #4
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Now that's some high tech killing

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:43 PM   #5
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i want one of them, fuck thats great

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:45 PM   #6
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Good God man

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:48 PM   #7
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http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/...or-old-men.jpg
still does the trick.

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:00 PM   #8
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So what happens when you use it on a human being? And not under water?

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:02 PM   #9
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the guy who built that is a real jerk

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:03 PM   #10
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it's the ultimate killing machine

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:44 PM   #11
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So what happens when you use it on a human being? And not under water?
Basically the person dies

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 06:00 PM   #12
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Thanks.

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 06:28 PM   #13
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steve irwin is cussing right now

 
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:11 AM   #14
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And no-one questions why he is looking at knife articles online

 
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:20 AM   #15
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And no-one questions why he is looking at knife articles online
no because we all know the answer.

 
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:44 AM   #16
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@_@

 
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:55 AM   #17
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clearly he's emo

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Old 06-24-2008, 09:59 AM   #18
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well I'm not adverse to him killing himself faster

 
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:02 AM   #19
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neckties and bunk-beds, eh?

 
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:16 AM   #20
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my cousin just committed suicide using a nail gun to the forehead yesterday. a day after his grandfather died. he should've used this badass knife.

 
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:21 AM   #21
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a nailgun? Holy shit. Sorry to hear about that.

 
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:01 PM   #22
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That had the potential to go really wrong

 
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