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Old 06-22-2008, 03:41 PM   #1
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Default I want to ask my doctor if I am healthy enough for sexual activity

like they recommend you do in those pharmaceutical commercials.

except I'm just curious and I don't want to die sometime while getting my d s'ed

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:43 PM   #2
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I think I'm just gonna give him a call and ask

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:47 PM   #3
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you used to be one of the 'shoot first, ask questions later' crowd. age catches up to us all though, huh? i'm a card carrying member of the 'look before you leap' squad myself now, going on a year. to answer the same question, my doctor said the best way to know was to find out in a controlled environment, so she s'd my d right then and there, clean bill of health! hoo hooo hooooo!

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:51 PM   #4
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Please send your doctor's contact information.

Thank you.

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:52 PM   #5
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P. Sherman
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:54 PM   #6
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I knew it would only be a matter of time before this board had a thread about erectile dysfunction.

Fuck, we're getting old.

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:55 PM   #7
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damnit I hate Wallaby Way

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:13 PM   #8
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Wait, so there's nothing wrong with you, is there?

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:38 PM   #9
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is your heart healthy enough for sex? i hope you don't incur any long term injuries resulting from an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:54 PM   #10
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I want to ask my doctor if he's fucking retarded - he told me my arm/elbow would be fine, but now it hurts yet again.

I wonder how many people actually die each day while having intercourse.

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:58 PM   #11
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:01 PM   #12
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this topic has already been covered

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=159834

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:07 PM   #13
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that thread has nothing to do with the health of travis meeks

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:10 PM   #14
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didn't it though?

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 09:07 PM   #15
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Wait, so there's nothing wrong with you, is there?
I'm pretty sure there are a few things wrong with me but I believe I am healthy enough for sex. I just want to double check that.

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 09:09 PM   #16
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is your heart healthy enough for sex? i hope you don't incur any long term injuries resulting from an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
I'm gonna ask him if he can give me something to make an erection last longer than 4 hours. I'd like to have one nice 6 hour one but I'm mainly going to ask just to see if he can do it. If he can't then I'd gonna have to fire him

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 09:09 PM   #17
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gotta keep that cat on his toes or he gets lazy

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 09:10 PM   #18
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Quote:
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this topic has already been covered

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=159834
Oops, my apology.

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 09:43 PM   #19
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it costs no more than a postage stamp

 
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:31 PM   #20
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There is no Wallaby Way in Australia ;_;

 
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