The iLoo !!!

noir cat · 05-06-2003, 07:28 PM

Now that's ingenuity. Make the wait for the bathroom longer, mhm.

Ohhhh, man. *Tears of laughter*. Gotta love the Brits.

noir cat · 05-06-2003, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeviousJ

<3

beef curtains · 05-07-2003, 03:26 AM

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/ne/p/20...03msn_iloo.jpg

Toby · 05-07-2003, 03:27 AM

Why Am I So Ugly? · 05-07-2003, 03:28 AM

what, no semen catcher?

DeviousJ · 05-07-2003, 03:32 AM

Idiots

beef curtains · 05-07-2003, 03:37 AM

exerpts from the article!!

Reading in the loo, or the bog, is a traditional English pastime," said Jeremy Davies, an analyst with U.K.-based market researcher Context. "We've all seen the magazine racks, loo paper with jokes and cartoons on the walls in toilets up and down the land. You've got to hand it to the creative--and uniquely English--minds at Microsoft."

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MSN UK tests potty surfing

By Joe Wilcox
CNET News.com
May 2, 2003, 11:58 AM PT

How far will MSN go to get new subscribers? Apparently to the portable potty at your local summer concert or festival.
MSN UK is creating what Microsoft calls the world's first Internet outhouse, or iLoo, complete with flat-screen plasma display, wireless keyboard and broadband access. MSN UK spokesman Matthew Whittingham described the portable toilet as the first "WWW.C," referring to the term W.C., or water closet.

"This is another demonstration of Microsoft moving into new product areas to expand its revenue base," said IDC analyst Roger Kay.

The iLoo isn't Microsoft's first attempt at a festival-oriented public PC. "We've had the world's first-ever cyber park bench we launched two years ago," Whittingham said. Like iLoo, the park bench served up Internet access.

The portable lavatory is being tested and will debut at festivals around Great Britain this summer. Microsoft plans to build a single prototype MSN iLoo that will travel the festival circuit, and may build more if the response to the pioneering potty warrants it, Whittingham said.

MSN UK is negotiating with toilet paper manufacturers for special rolls with Web addresses, or URLs, printed on them.

"Reading in the loo, or the bog, is a traditional English pastime," said Jeremy Davies, an analyst with U.K.-based market researcher Context. "We've all seen the magazine racks, loo paper with jokes and cartoons on the walls in toilets up and down the land. You've got to hand it to the creative--and uniquely English--minds at Microsoft."

From the outside, the iLoo is little different from other portable toilets. But inside, Microsoft serves up accoutrements that might rival some iLoo users' home PC setups. A Windows XP-powered computer resides under the sink with connection to 6-channel surround audio. A flat-screen plasma display swivels out from the side of the cabin, and a waterproof wireless keyboard can be placed on the lap for comfort.

The iLoo is equipped with 802.11b wireless networking for providing broadband Internet access. The toilet uses vacuum suction to dispose of waste.

"It's a bit of fun, and it allows younger age groups access to our key services, like Hotmail and MSN Messenger in a fun and interactive way," Whittingham said.

As strange as the iLoo might sound, Davies sees something appropriate about the invention. "We have a pretty unique toilet humor in the U.K.," he said.

A portable john with Internet access could, of course, present some problems at crowded summer events.

"It could induce a certain amount of queuing due to excess browsing on the part of users," Kay said.

To address this problem, the iLoo will be outfitted with a plasma display and waterproof keyboard outside the box, so that those waiting in line can check their Hotmail accounts.

Davies also raised concerns about the long lines. "Like my father always said: 'Get in, get it out, get out,'" he said.

Whittingham agreed that people might take longer in the toilet because of the Internet access. "If they take too long--say, hours--we'll probably bang on the door or something," he said.

DeviousJ · 05-07-2003, 03:47 AM

Hey, I've just spent a lot of money to come and see a bunch of bands - but y'know, I think I'll go and sit on an overflowing toilet and chat on MSN, ignoring the long queues of desperate people outside. And when I emerge, they will not tear my arms off

beef curtains · 05-07-2003, 04:07 AM

its so practical too!

like they said they'll have to put a guard outside it so no one steals it...

DeviousJ · 05-07-2003, 04:12 AM

I like how they say 'there could be a problem with people having to queue for ages, so to deal with this... we let people check their hotmail accounts while they're standing around.' Rockin'!

bonsor · 05-07-2003, 04:13 AM

"Wireless keyboard, can be used on lap"?!

EW EW EW.

DeviousJ · 05-07-2003, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
"Wireless keyboard, can be used on lap"?!

EW EW EW.

Haha yeah, I'd fully expect clouds of disinfectant spray to blast the interior every time someone leaves.

I wonder if it's hackable? You might be able to open the door remotely

beef curtains · 05-07-2003, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeviousJ
I like how they say 'there could be a problem with people having to queue for ages, so to deal with this... we let people check their hotmail accounts while they're standing around.' Rockin'!

"if people get annoyed with waiting too long, they'll probably just bang on the door"

Then later, they'll fucking flip the thing over

DeviousJ · 05-07-2003, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me

"if people get annoyed with waiting too long, they'll probably just bang on the door"

Then later, they'll fucking flip the thing over

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05-07-2003, 03:26 AM	#3
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	The iLoo !!! http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/ne/p/20...03msn_iloo.jpg

05-07-2003, 03:27 AM	#4
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	:erm

05-06-2003, 07:28 PM	#1
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Now that's ingenuity. Make the wait for the bathroom longer, mhm. Ohhhh, man. Tears of laughter. Gotta love the Brits.

05-07-2003, 03:28 AM	#5
Why Am I So Ugly? Apocalyptic Poster Location: in a bottle for 100 years Posts: 3,835	what, no semen catcher?

05-07-2003, 03:32 AM	#6
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Idiots

05-07-2003, 03:37 AM	#7
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	exerpts from the article!! Reading in the loo, or the bog, is a traditional English pastime," said Jeremy Davies, an analyst with U.K.-based market researcher Context. "We've all seen the magazine racks, loo paper with jokes and cartoons on the walls in toilets up and down the land. You've got to hand it to the creative--and uniquely English--minds at Microsoft." Home News Live Tech Help Net Speed Test All Downloads Music Boards and Chat Need Memory? Games Price Drops Find a Date Hardware MSN UK tests potty surfing By Joe Wilcox CNET News.com May 2, 2003, 11:58 AM PT How far will MSN go to get new subscribers? Apparently to the portable potty at your local summer concert or festival. MSN UK is creating what Microsoft calls the world's first Internet outhouse, or iLoo, complete with flat-screen plasma display, wireless keyboard and broadband access. MSN UK spokesman Matthew Whittingham described the portable toilet as the first "WWW.C," referring to the term W.C., or water closet. "This is another demonstration of Microsoft moving into new product areas to expand its revenue base," said IDC analyst Roger Kay. The iLoo isn't Microsoft's first attempt at a festival-oriented public PC. "We've had the world's first-ever cyber park bench we launched two years ago," Whittingham said. Like iLoo, the park bench served up Internet access. The portable lavatory is being tested and will debut at festivals around Great Britain this summer. Microsoft plans to build a single prototype MSN iLoo that will travel the festival circuit, and may build more if the response to the pioneering potty warrants it, Whittingham said. MSN UK is negotiating with toilet paper manufacturers for special rolls with Web addresses, or URLs, printed on them. "Reading in the loo, or the bog, is a traditional English pastime," said Jeremy Davies, an analyst with U.K.-based market researcher Context. "We've all seen the magazine racks, loo paper with jokes and cartoons on the walls in toilets up and down the land. You've got to hand it to the creative--and uniquely English--minds at Microsoft." From the outside, the iLoo is little different from other portable toilets. But inside, Microsoft serves up accoutrements that might rival some iLoo users' home PC setups. A Windows XP-powered computer resides under the sink with connection to 6-channel surround audio. A flat-screen plasma display swivels out from the side of the cabin, and a waterproof wireless keyboard can be placed on the lap for comfort. The iLoo is equipped with 802.11b wireless networking for providing broadband Internet access. The toilet uses vacuum suction to dispose of waste. "It's a bit of fun, and it allows younger age groups access to our key services, like Hotmail and MSN Messenger in a fun and interactive way," Whittingham said. As strange as the iLoo might sound, Davies sees something appropriate about the invention. "We have a pretty unique toilet humor in the U.K.," he said. A portable john with Internet access could, of course, present some problems at crowded summer events. "It could induce a certain amount of queuing due to excess browsing on the part of users," Kay said. To address this problem, the iLoo will be outfitted with a plasma display and waterproof keyboard outside the box, so that those waiting in line can check their Hotmail accounts. Davies also raised concerns about the long lines. "Like my father always said: 'Get in, get it out, get out,'" he said. Whittingham agreed that people might take longer in the toilet because of the Internet access. "If they take too long--say, hours--we'll probably bang on the door or something," he said.

05-07-2003, 03:47 AM	#8
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Hey, I've just spent a lot of money to come and see a bunch of bands - but y'know, I think I'll go and sit on an overflowing toilet and chat on MSN, ignoring the long queues of desperate people outside. And when I emerge, they will not tear my arms off

05-07-2003, 04:07 AM	#9
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	its so practical too! like they said they'll have to put a guard outside it so no one steals it...

05-07-2003, 04:12 AM	#10
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	I like how they say 'there could be a problem with people having to queue for ages, so to deal with this... we let people check their hotmail accounts while they're standing around.' Rockin'!

05-07-2003, 04:13 AM	#11
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	"Wireless keyboard, can be used on lap"?! EW EW EW.