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MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy Ventolinn: Heh. MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale Ventolinn: ? MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm Ventolinn: do you get that? MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see... Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull Ventolinn: It's real subtle Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me. MyBestBuddyTariq: no MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind. MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you. MyBestBuddyTariq: show me Ventolinn: I can't. MyBestBuddyTariq: why not Ventolinn: Huh? Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: man MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little. Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina Ventolinn: tyurinarn MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm Ventolinn: tuyrina MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess Ventolinn: Fuck what is it MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us Ventolinn: Tyatrina Ventolinn: Tuyrina MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable Ventolinn: Damn what is it? MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me Ventolinn: what's his username? Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist. MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do MyBestBuddyTariq: its Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available Ventolinn: trunina MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu Ventolinn: the name you requested is Ventolinn: Yeah! Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use Ventolinn: THERE WE GO MyBestBuddyTariq: hey MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me Ventolinn: no MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: man MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee Ventolinn: G R O W U P Ventolinn: Oh I get it Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night? MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open Ventolinn: eah Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today Ventolinn: oh Ventolinn: oh ya Ventolinn: no one play today. Ventolinn: just mity dux. MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me Ventolinn: and they lost. Ventolinn: Yes. MyBestBuddyTariq: why MyBestBuddyTariq: hey MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks? MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA Ventolinn: Yeah. MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds Ventolinn: I live in Whittier. MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A. MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim? Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A. MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro? Ventolinn: Yes. MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: damn Ventolinn: it's in orange county. Ventolinn: But still l.a metro MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team? MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit Ventolinn: Haha yeah. MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city? Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley) Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think. MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego? Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city. Ventolinn: What about columbia? Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro? MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis Ventolinn: Oh. Ventolinn: haha MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread? MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo! Ventolinn: Yeah! Ventolinn: I saw that. MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go ![]() MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you Ventolinn: Too lazy. MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh? Ventolinn: no Ventolinn: short chuckle Ventolinn: Yeah. MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you Ventolinn: man Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now. MyBestBuddyTariq: ok MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now. MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect? Ventolinn: Ventolinn: Yes. MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria Ventolinn: Oh. Ventolinn: Aeffect Ventolinn: Never hneard of em MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them Ventolinn: MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht? Ventolinn: Hey MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles? MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking? MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations. Ventolinn: Oh. MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now Ventolinn: Oh Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play? MyBestBuddyTariq: probably MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too Ventolinn: Hm. Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird. MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah MyBestBuddyTariq: well MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy Ventolinn: Oh yeah. MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy Ventolinn: Who is nermal MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat Ventolinn: Oh Ventolinn: wtf Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick MyBestBuddyTariq: nope MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy Ventolinn: God dang. Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy. MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry. MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that Ventolinn: yeah MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose? Ventolinn: I dunno. Ventolinn: No. Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay. Ventolinn: I just like the drawing. MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me Ventolinn: No. MyBestBuddyTariq: yes MyBestBuddyTariq: fag MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is? MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is Ventolinn: Oh. MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts? Ventolinn: yeah. Ventolinn: I dunno. MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-) MyBestBuddyTariq: hey Ventolinn: coool!!! MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys Ventolinn: einstenium MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw MyBestBuddyTariq: know MyBestBuddyTariq: konw MyBestBuddyTariq: know MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one Ventolinn: No. MyBestBuddyTariq: do it MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you Ventolinn: Damn Ventolinn: um Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81 MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying Ventolinn: He's on right now MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck. Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo. MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong Ventolinn: wtf MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie Ventolinn: Huh? Ventolinn: Oh. Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile. MyBestBuddyTariq: negative MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese Ventolinn: No he is Italian. Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed. Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham. amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean? amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why? Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives. amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend Ventolinn: yeah MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy Ventolinn: no Ventolinn: He's gay. MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio? amjgarofalo81: yeah MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat? amjgarofalo81: no MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online amjgarofalo81: umm amjgarofalo81: okay amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up? MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch Previous message was not received by amjgarofalo81 because of error: User amjgarofalo81 is not available. MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy Ventolinn: MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda. MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself Ventolinn: Well a couple are. MyBestBuddyTariq: like who Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse. MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian Ventolinn: You never talked to him. MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse? MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i? Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude. Ventolinn: I dunno. Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess. MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo Ventolinn: arrrr00 Ventolinn: I dunno MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud Ventolinn: These guys are nerds. Ventolinn: I guess so. Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months. MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him. MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it Ventolinn: Huh? Ventolinn: No I wasn't. Ventolinn: I didn't care for him. MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me. Ventolinn: He wasn't popular. MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you Ventolinn: No. MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more Ventolinn: no I didn't. MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did Ventolinn: No. MyBestBuddyTariq: yes. MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy. Ventolinn: I'm going to call you. MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended MyBestBuddyTariq: ok Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared. MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something. MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go Ventolinn: Nonononononono MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop* Ventolinn: nononon MyBestBuddyTariq: hey Ventolinn: I should call holly. MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number? Ventolinn: I'm not telling you. MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly? Ventolinn: No but I want to MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze? Ventolinn: I think it's too late though. Ventolinn: Suze has roomates. MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to Ventolinn: Mhm. MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone Ventolinn: I reckon. MyBestBuddyTariq: fag MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number Ventolinn: i'm not telling you MyBestBuddyTariq: why not MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you Ventolinn: i will call u Ventolinn: i have phone card MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared Ventolinn: no MyBestBuddyTariq: yes MyBestBuddyTariq: hey Ventolinn: what MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>? Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone. Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house. Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately. MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera? Ventolinn: I was at work. MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC. Ventolinn: No. MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai MyBestBuddyTariq: wait MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life Ventolinn: No. MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number? Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her. MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird? Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me. Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it. Ventolinn: No I don' really care. MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before? MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care? Ventolinn: nah. MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly MyBestBuddyTariq: hey MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on Ventolinn: aldrich st. MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305? Ventolinn: why Ventolinn: No Ventolinn: why Ventolinn: contestame MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you Ventolinn: haha Ventolinn: fuck you MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier Ventolinn: Ventolinn: shit someone is home MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it Ventolinn: huh MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number Ventolinn: no Ventolinn: Stop harassing me. MyBestBuddyTariq: no MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger Ventolinn: I will call the police. MyBestBuddyTariq: ok MyBestBuddyTariq: call them MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name? MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952 MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop* MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio! MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\ MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online Ventolinn: oh yeah Ventolinn: Are you talking to him Ventolinn: ? MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number Ventolinn: yeah MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call Ventolinn: dno't call it Ventolinn: no MyBestBuddyTariq: yes MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go Ventolinn: nonononoo MyBestBuddyTariq: yes Ventolinn: fuuuuck you MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e Ventolinn: noooo MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you Ventolinn: fuck u Ventolinn: noooo MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time Ventolinn: ok Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia Ventolinn: ok then. MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number MyBestBuddyTariq: hey MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina Ventolinn: You went with a girl? Ventolinn: You are a fraud too. MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah MyBestBuddyTariq: no MyBestBuddyTariq: well Ventolinn: Yeah fraud. MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you. MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her Ventolinn: You talked to her. Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls. MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud. MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez Ventolinn: hm MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz Ventolinn: that's not my number MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet Ventolinn: Haha. MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him Ventolinn: No. MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him Ventolinn: MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number? Ventolinn: i don't know Ventolinn: Leave me alone. MyBestBuddyTariq: haha Ventolinn: Stop harassing me. MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right Ventolinn: Or I will call the police. Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer Ventolinn: You will go to jail. MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan Ventolinn: I mean Ventolinn: mp3 MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one Ventolinn: oh Ventolinn: fuck that MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action Ventolinn: Uhhh MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out Ventolinn: They've always sung. Ventolinn: Jeez. MyBestBuddyTariq: not on MyBestBuddyTariq: umm MyBestBuddyTariq: young team Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird Ventolinn: Not purely. MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me Ventolinn: noooooooooo MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud Ventolinn: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys Ventolinn: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah Ventolinn: uh i dunno Ventolinn: where i got this Ventolinn: bigblueball.com Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed. SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night? SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok. Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug. SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug* Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey. MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me Ventolinn: Nah. MyBestBuddyTariq: hey MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect. Ventolinn is now directly connected. MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey? MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this? seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember? seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up? seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to? MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi. seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays? MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you? MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?! Previous message was not received by seoul2soul2000 because of error: User seoul2soul2000 is not available. MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal Silvercrank523: nothingm uch Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy Silvercrank523: 8-) Ventolinn: WTF! MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-) Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite. MyBestBuddyTariq: cool Ventolinn: You are #8. MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: great Ventolinn: haha Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that Ventolinn: sheesh. MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA. MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round. MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit Ventolinn: what if you upset? Ventolinn: Damn. MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok? MyBestBuddyTariq: oh MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically. MyBestBuddyTariq: umm MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all Ventolinn: nah. MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never. MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers' Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears Ventolinn: Never. Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca! MyBestBuddyTariq: negative Ventolinn: :-X MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region Ventolinn: :-\ Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams? MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis Ventolinn: you lived in chicago? MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ventolinn: I did not know that!! Ventolinn: When u move? MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4 MyBestBuddyTariq: but Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there Ventolinn: h MyBestBuddyTariq: actually MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there Ventolinn: mjm MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide. MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again? Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd. Ventolinn: I always say that to him. MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM. Ventolinn direct connection is closed. |
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pisces_iscariot_07: duuuude
terrahigh: J pisces_iscariot_07: im glad terrahigh: haha pisces_iscariot_07: BYE BYE STRESS pisces_iscariot_07: HELLO SLOW MOTION FUNNEH terrahigh: haha terrahigh: good shit pisces_iscariot_07: hell yes terrahigh: terrahigh: being teh stoned is teh funneh pisces_iscariot_07: goldfish are the ultimate high snack terrahigh: what, like ACTUAL FISH TAHT SWIM!?!/ pisces_iscariot_07: no, the snack food terrahigh: ah pisces_iscariot_07: I LOVE TEH FISHES CUZ THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS terrahigh: ON LITTLE DISHES! pisces_iscariot_07: THAT TOO! terrahigh: HEEHA pisces_iscariot_07: HELL YA pisces_iscariot_07: man i sure could go for some chicken right now terrahigh: i just had my dinner or the american equivalent pisces_iscariot_07: i havent had anything, i woke up about an hour ago terrahigh: whoa I WOKE UP LIKE 10 HOURS AGO terrahigh: or something like that terrahigh: no wait terrahigh: seven pisces_iscariot_07: heh terrahigh: HADOKEN!!!!!!! terrahigh: haha pisces_iscariot_07: FONT CHANGE pisces_iscariot_07: SINE FROM GOD terrahigh: sine terrahigh: verdana it is! pisces_iscariot_07: LOLZ I WRITE SO PRETTY terrahigh: SHOOOORYUKEN! pisces_iscariot_07: PRETTY UGLY pisces_iscariot_07: dude what the fuck terrahigh: i <3 street fighter terrahigh: fuck your font man terrahigh: FUCK IT terrahigh: FUCK IT NOW terrahigh: PLZ terrahigh: HAT HAT terrahigh: !! pisces_iscariot_07: DUDE I AM FUCKING T pisces_iscariot_07: ERR IT pisces_iscariot_07: TAHOMA UP YO ASS NIGGA terrahigh: HAJHAKF terrahigh: fuck j00 pisces_iscariot_07: LOLz so I wuz like "u r 2 kewliez, k? like...WUTEVA!!!" bitch plzzz terrahigh: like u r gay terrahigh: like yah terrahigh: k terrahigh: k? terrahigh: K? terrahigh: OMG ALL MY FUCKING SMASHING PUMPKINS FONTZ terrahigh: k enuff pisces_iscariot_07: sO i WuZ tAlKiNg To JaYmZ iHa and he wuz like "i used to be in the bashing humpkins" and i wuz like "FUCK U NIGGA, U AINT NELLY!" terrahigh: :LOL!! pisces_iscariot_07: nIGGUH plZ! pisces_iscariot_07: kthxbye terrahigh: jjjjj pisces_iscariot_07: dude what the fuck this font is crazy terrahigh: boogie on down like a fucking cunt on saturday night pisces_iscariot_07: this one is too but u cant see it without the power tab program pisces_iscariot_07: ITS SHEET MSUIC SYMBOLZ terrahigh: ah i dont have that shit any more pisces_iscariot_07: I CANT READ WHAT IM TYPING! terrahigh: WELL YOU'RE PRETTY ACCURATE pisces_iscariot_07: MY FINGERS RULE pisces_iscariot_07: POOR RICHARD pisces_iscariot_07: WTF terrahigh: HJAHA terrahigh: poor wee richard pisces_iscariot_07: THATS A DUMB FONT NAME terrahigh: so is yr face pisces_iscariot_07: PLAYBILL FOR TEH PLAYBOY terrahigh: dfghjkl pisces_iscariot_07: WTF terrahigh: nbnmbmbvnch pisces_iscariot_07: WTF terrahigh: hgfahgfk terrahigh: dashdajsf terrahigh: dasfbvgasdjhf pisces_iscariot_07: GENERIC ASS FONTS terrahigh: sdfahjsdgfjhasgf# terrahigh: fuck that pisces_iscariot_07: LOLZ WHATS THE DEAL terrahigh: hagdhg terrahigh: lol! pisces_iscariot_07: PARCHMENT MOTHERFUCKER terrahigh: beans terrahigh: fuck pisces_iscariot_07: LIKE COOL BEANS DUDE terrahigh: fucky terrahigh: jdhs pisces_iscariot_07: THATS RIGHT pisces_iscariot_07: AINT NO MO terrahigh: u betta reconise lol this font is kewlies not lettarsz! pisces_iscariot_07: GHETTO STYLE BITCH ASS NIGGUZ terrahigh: lol boogie wax night. pisces_iscariot_07: LOLZ I THINK I DONT HAVE MOST OF YOUR FONTS terrahigh: haha pisces_iscariot_07: YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCHES terrahigh: i cruise teh font sights terrahigh: NEON MEAT DREAM OF AN OCTOFISH pisces_iscariot_07: OLD TIMEZ MOFO terrahigh: verdana pur n' simplez terrahigh: PURE terrahigh: PURRR pisces_iscariot_07: PURE PURRING pisces_iscariot_07: LOLZ I AM SO GENERIC terrahigh: i was pure purring and my mom was like "FUCKY" terrahigh: LOL YAH terrahigh: LOL pisces_iscariot_07: LOOK AT ME terrahigh: YAH U IS pisces_iscariot_07: dude its teh tony hawks pro skater font pisces_iscariot_07: i gotta go, brb terrahigh: POST LENGHTY AIM CONVOS HERE WE COME terrahigh: FUCK terrahigh: PISS pisces_iscariot_07: lol its gonna look dumb without teh fonts pisces_iscariot_07: k BRB YO] terrahigh: I KNOW BUT WE'RE COOLIESZ |
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sink and whine: do you think i'm a stalker?
killCORDERO: uh killCORDERO: of whom sink and whine: anyone sink and whine: i mean like, would you call me a stalker killCORDERO: no sink and whine: thanks :-) killCORDERO: obsessive killCORDERO: yes sink and whine: hmm sink and whine: i can be sink and whine: but it passes sink and whine: like that :snaps: sink and whine: but isn't everyone a bit obsessive? killCORDERO: err killCORDERO: i guess sink and whine: that's what i thought nigga. sink and whine: well, someone called me a stalker. killCORDERO: whom sink and whine: some guy named andrew sink and whine: but i dont go outside of peoples houses! killCORDERO: damn he didnt sink and whine: I've only made one shrine too sink and whine: i mean 2 if you count patricks sink and whine: but that was a joke sink and whine: and so was the other one actually. killCORDERO: suuuure. killCORDERO: who was the first sink and whine: i mean i made it in netscape composer! sink and whine: That's how much of a joke it was sink and whine: The other one was this guy johnny and that was a joke too killCORDERO: i bettttt sink and whine: man cordero. sink and whine: I'm not weird ok killCORDERO: just like you aren't in denial. killCORDERO: mhmmm. sink and whine: I hate chu killCORDERO: figures sink and whine: ih, sink and whine: Don't get sassy killCORDERO: you're the one that hates me sink and whine: dang, you know i <3 you sink and whine: like a ______ loves a _______ killCORDERO: fat boy sink and whine: you can fill in those blanks cause i can't think of anything killCORDERO: cake. sink and whine: there :-) sink and whine: see. sink and whine: so, i hear you're going to be in a band sink and whine: what kind of music is it gonna be? killCORDERO: ha killCORDERO: what do you think/ sink and whine: rap. sink and whine: dang killCORDERO: hahah killCORDERO: rap killCORDERO: HA sink and whine: I can see you rapping too killCORDERO: i don't rap sink and whine: In ecko shirts sink and whine: that looks like dylan! killCORDERO: fuck no it doesnt killCORDERO: thats brian sink and whine: aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha killCORDERO: he'll beat dylans ass anyday sink and whine: yeah, i've never seen him at any shows killCORDERO: he'll be with us wednesday sink and whine: wednesday? killCORDERO: HOPESFALL AND ETID sink and whine: oh i see. sink and whine: well, i wont be going to that. sink and whine: I asked dylan what kind of music he liked today killCORDERO: HAHAHA sink and whine: It was so funny :-) he said blink 182 and sum41 and All American Rejects. killCORDERO: DAMN! killCORDERO: HAHAHAHAHAH sink and whine: Isn't that great!? sink and whine: eek killCORDERO: eh eh. sink and whine: he never says hi to me in the halls either killCORDERO: he likes radiohead! sink and whine: yeah i was gonna say that sink and whine: but then i was distracted by his shirt killCORDERO: i saw you tried to draw that monster on the desk sink and whine: does it have razorblades and an eagle? sink and whine: It's not a monster sink and whine: I did a good job! killCORDERO: hahah killCORDERO: hell no killCORDERO: it's lobsided killCORDERO: stick to yo clusta! killCORDERO: hahaha killCORDERO: dang. sink and whine: I go to school for vocal, not visual. sink and whine: nigga don't hate on my minotaur killCORDERO: HAHAHAHA killCORDERO: MINOTAUR?! sink and whine: yes. killCORDERO: hahah killCORDERO: ih killCORDERO: not eve killCORDERO: n sink and whine: AND DON'T THINK I WAS TRYINGTO MAKE IT PERFECT sink and whine: IT WAS JUST A LITTLE SKETCH CAUSE I WAS BORED killCORDERO: well then killCORDERO: don't be so damn mean tomorrow sink and whine: I was having a bad day killCORDERO: seeing as how you started being mean when you got to school sink and whine: and you weren't by the elevator! killCORDERO: because you wern't there man sink and whine: I got up late! killCORDERO: you wouldnt have stopped killCORDERO: :P killCORDERO: i'll be there tomorrow dude killCORDERO: chill sink and whine: and i had to make my own lunch cause we're poor sink and whine: lol killCORDERO: later <3 sink and whine: later killCORDERO: ih killCORDERO: + <3 sink and whine: <333333333 killCORDERO: that's right killCORDERO: :-) sink and whine: dang sink and whine: that's rape killCORDERO: IH killCORDERO: no fine sink and whine: ih nothing! you're an e-raper. sink and whine: I'm just kidding! sheesh sink and whine: dang! killCORDERO: i don't want to see your e-hearts. sink and whine: man sink and whine: remember the fat boy and cake! Auto response from killCORDERO: take your e-hearts and leave. sink and whine: :-( Last edited by Geek USA : 05-06-2003 at 02:32 AM. |
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my conversation was the longest and the most interesting
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i dont find tara reid as hot as i used to
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Flexo: I am in control now
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Dudes this is our chance to talk shit about people on 56K, because they'll never see the end of this page
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