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Old 05-04-2003, 04:53 AM   #1
Why Am I So Ugly?
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MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
Previous message was not received by amjgarofalo81 because of error: User amjgarofalo81 is not available.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
Previous message was not received by seoul2soul2000 because of error: User seoul2soul2000 is not available.

MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.

 
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MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
Previous message was not received by seoul2soul2000 because of error: User seoul2soul2000 is not available.

MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 06:56 AM   #3
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Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
Previous message was not received by amjgarofalo81 because of error: User amjgarofalo81 is not available.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
Previous message was not received by seoul2soul2000 because of error: User seoul2soul2000 is not available.

MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.

 
Old 05-04-2003, 07:09 AM   #4
Sean Casey
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: post lengthy AIM conversations

Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:18 AM   #5
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Posts: 6,842
Default Re: post lengthy AIM conversations

Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:42 AM   #6
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heh. it's fun browsing that thread now

 
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Old 05-04-2003, 02:42 PM   #7
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Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
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MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

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MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

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MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
Previous message was not received by seoul2soul2000 because of error: User seoul2soul2000 is not available.

MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
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MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

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MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

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MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
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Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

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MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
Previous message was not received by seoul2soul2000 because of error: User seoul2soul2000 is not available.

MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
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MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

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MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
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MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
MyBestBuddyTariq: my genitals are cold
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: my hands are
MyBestBuddyTariq: my nuts are warm. oooh boy
Ventolinn: Heh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: hey do your balls like inhale and exhale
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you talking about
Ventolinn: Like if you leave your hand on your balls
Ventolinn: You could feel them breathing in and out
MyBestBuddyTariq: hmmm
Ventolinn: do you get that?
MyBestBuddyTariq: lets see...
Ventolinn: you kind of have to have the skin between each of your fingers
Ventolinn: so you can feel it suck and pull
Ventolinn: It's real subtle
Ventolinn: I dunno maybe its me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont get it
MyBestBuddyTariq: what teh fuck
Ventolinn: hm 'k nevermind.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have mexican balls
Ventolinn: well I'd have to show you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: show me
Ventolinn: I can't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh cuz you need to be here to feel em and see em
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you balls smell
Ventolinn: When was the last tim yeah a little.
Ventolinn: When was the last time you talk to tunyrina
Ventolinn: tyurinarn
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: mmm
Ventolinn: tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: couple of days ago i guess
Ventolinn: Fuck what is it
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you tell him about us
Ventolinn: Tyatrina
Ventolinn: Tuyrina
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey julio
Ventolinn: The user name you requested is not avaliable
Ventolinn: Damn what is it?
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: what's his username?
Ventolinn: I know you have it on your buddylist.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha i do
MyBestBuddyTariq: its
Ventolinn: the name you requested is not available
Ventolinn: the requested user name is not available
Ventolinn: trunina
MyBestBuddyTariq: tnyriaiu
Ventolinn: the name you requested is
Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: What does the last aiu stand for
MyBestBuddyTariq: the name you requested is already in use
Ventolinn: THERE WE GO
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: man
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wanna talk to suze right now, but im pretty sure shes too busy talking to you
MyBestBuddyTariq: geeareohdoubleyou
MyBestBuddyTariq: you pee
Ventolinn: G R O W U P
Ventolinn: Oh I get it
Ventolinn: Where can I get headphones at this time of night?
MyBestBuddyTariq: walgreens
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in la
MyBestBuddyTariq: im sure bunch of stuff is open
Ventolinn: eah
Ventolinn: did the jail blazers win
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont think they play today
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: oh ya
Ventolinn: no one play today.
Ventolinn: just mity dux.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: and they lost.
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: why
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you going for the mighty ducks?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you live in LA
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you should go for the kinds
Ventolinn: I live in Whittier.
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats la
Ventolinn: It's L.A. County but it is not L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: where is anaheim?
Ventolinn: About as close I am to L.A.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is it in LA metro?
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: damn
Ventolinn: it's in orange county.
Ventolinn: But still l.a metro
MyBestBuddyTariq: a suburb getting its own team?
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats crazy shit
Ventolinn: Haha yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so is san jose its own city?
Ventolinn: Hmmmmm....yeah but you could say it's part of the bay area megapolis (san fransisco, oakland, san jose, berkeley)
Ventolinn: I guess no san jose is a suburb i think.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about san diego?
Ventolinn: San Diego is its own city.
Ventolinn: What about columbia?
Ventolinn: is it st. louis metro?
MyBestBuddyTariq: no guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: its like 110 miles away from st. louis
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: haha
MyBestBuddyTariq: there is a bunch of nothing in between
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you see what i put in my NP thread?
MyBestBuddyTariq: AIM - Pidooo!


Ventolinn: Yeah!
Ventolinn: I saw that.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd idnt you say anything
Ventolinn: I was gonna reply w/quote and go :D
MyBestBuddyTariq: why didnt you
Ventolinn: Too lazy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you laugh?
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: short chuckle
Ventolinn: Yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
Ventolinn: man
Ventolinn: I just realize I'm home alone
MyBestBuddyTariq: uh oh
Ventolinn: I'm gonna jack off right now.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: ill coach you
MyBestBuddyTariq: unzip your pants

Auto response from Ventolinn: I am away from my computer right now.

MyBestBuddyTariq: do you like aeffect?
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: Yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: the band i mean
MyBestBuddyTariq: no affect on netphoria
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Aeffect
Ventolinn: Never hneard of em
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are good
MyBestBuddyTariq: but too bad youre too gay to listen to them
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: im gonna fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know theyre gonna come out with a garfield movie
Ventolinn: wahahhhhhhhhhht?
Ventolinn: Hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: jennifer love hewitt is gonna play the nurse
MyBestBuddyTariq: i loved garfield growing up
Ventolinn: How come when Garflied talks to Jon
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt talk to him
Ventolinn: It's in thought bubbles?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he cant talk
MyBestBuddyTariq: its just his thoughts
Ventolinn: Yeah but how does Jon know what he's thinking?
MyBestBuddyTariq: he doesnt
Ventolinn: I've seen a few comics where Jon responds to something Garfield thinks
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats because he knows him well enough to know what hes thinking
Ventolinn: Okay well what about when Garfield communicates with that one chick cat
MyBestBuddyTariq: or he picks up on nonverbal clues
MyBestBuddyTariq: well thats just cat talk im assuming
Ventolinn: They're both in thought bubbles but they carry out conversations.
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: http://www.garfield.com/news/fyi.html
MyBestBuddyTariq: i can finally jack off to garfield now
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: This means Jon is gonna get play?
MyBestBuddyTariq: probably
MyBestBuddyTariq: he has too
Ventolinn: Hm.
Ventolinn: That's gonna be weird.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
MyBestBuddyTariq: he got some pussy in some of the cartoon specials
MyBestBuddyTariq: i wonder if theyre gonna have him visit his family on the farm
MyBestBuddyTariq: doc boy
Ventolinn: Oh yeah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: did you know nermal is a guy
Ventolinn: Who is nermal
MyBestBuddyTariq: and garfields pink girlfriend, whats her face
MyBestBuddyTariq: nermal is the cute cat
Ventolinn: Oh
Ventolinn: wtf
Ventolinn: I thought it was a chick
MyBestBuddyTariq: nope
MyBestBuddyTariq: just like tweedy bird is a guy
Ventolinn: God dang.
Ventolinn: Well I knew tweedy bird was a guy.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah but its like that
MyBestBuddyTariq: bitch
Ventolinn: Just like Jerry in Tom and Jerry.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what the fuck
MyBestBuddyTariq: stfu
Ventolinn: http://www.icq-nurse.dk/sjov/Garfiel...Sex%20Toon.gif
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahah
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahahahahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh man
MyBestBuddyTariq: its amazing how fast you can access shit like that
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: man thats fucking sick julio
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats with your buddy icon
MyBestBuddyTariq: are you trying to be gay on purpose?
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: No.
Ventolinn: I don't think it's gay.
Ventolinn: I just like the drawing.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well it is gay
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know who the biggest netphorian mystery man is?
MyBestBuddyTariq: mariner
MyBestBuddyTariq: hes been around for like 5 years but no one knows who the fuck he is
Ventolinn: Oh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how did he get all those posts?
Ventolinn: yeah.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
MyBestBuddyTariq: now suck me
MyBestBuddyTariq: (the following is not sarcasm) Well, i read all ur away messages, & i've come to the careful conclusion that all of you are very tired, studying hard, seeking everyone's pity, & generally hating life. As an honest man, & one who lives to brighten others lives, I must inform you that I'm havin a great time! In fact, I would go so far as to say, it's the exact opposite of your dispositions. I LOVE finals week & find that the challenges ahead are entertaining, thought-provoking and a good measure of one's intelligence. I love hearing all of you suffer, while I study so efficiently & get sleep at night... proceeding to ACE all my exams and have the energy and spirit to celebrate my triumphant semester. So, in short, I offer no pity to your sucky lives, and instead, provide you with an example of my pure happiness. 8-)
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: coool!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me a screenname of one of your real life guys
Ventolinn: einstenium
MyBestBuddyTariq: i already konw him
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: konw
MyBestBuddyTariq: know
MyBestBuddyTariq: one i dont know
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon give me one
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do it
MyBestBuddyTariq: or ill fuck you
Ventolinn: Damn
Ventolinn: um
Ventolinn: amjgarofalo81
MyBestBuddyTariq: no you are lying
Ventolinn: He's on right now
MyBestBuddyTariq: no one you know in real life likes janene garafola
Ventolinn: That's his name u fuck.
Ventolinn: Anthony Michael Joseph Garofalo.
MyBestBuddyTariq: his name is en zhong
Ventolinn: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: jia enzhong
MyBestBuddyTariq: yo lie
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: Oh.
Ventolinn: Yeah he is a China-phile.
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
MyBestBuddyTariq: he is chinese
Ventolinn: No he is Italian.
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (10:59:00 PM): you guys all changed.
Ventolinn (10:59:03 PM): You and Abraham.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:06 PM): what do you mean?
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:10 PM): why?
Ventolinn (10:59:14 PM): I dunno
Ventolinn (10:59:17 PM): You have lives.
amjgarofalo81 (10:59:58 PM): lol
MyBestBuddyTariq: was he your friend
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: did he refer you to some pussy
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: He's gay.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha he is warnign me
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know julio?
amjgarofalo81: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: isnt he fat?
amjgarofalo81: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah he is now
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am his online pal, meaning i converse with him strictly online
amjgarofalo81: umm
amjgarofalo81: okay
amjgarofalo81: then you dont know him
MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: i was gonna concede and say you probably know better
amjgarofalo81: so why dont you shut the fuck up?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im no punk bitch, bitch
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MyBestBuddyTariq: i like this guy
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: you have the coolest ex-friends
Ventolinn: They are still friends kinda.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no stop kidding yourself
Ventolinn: Well a couple are.
MyBestBuddyTariq: like who
Ventolinn: Brian and Jesse.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i like brian
Ventolinn: You never talked to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is jesse?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh havent i?
Ventolinn: Jesse is another dude.
Ventolinn: I dunno.
Ventolinn: A long time ago I guess.
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me jesses sn
MyBestBuddyTariq: why do you go on about not having any friends then jluo
Ventolinn: arrrr00
Ventolinn: I dunno
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are a fraud
Ventolinn: These guys are nerds.
Ventolinn: I guess so.
Ventolinn: I only see these guys every 3 or 4 months.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how come you were afraid of immaneul in hs
Ventolinn: lol I wasn't afraid of him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah you were
MyBestBuddyTariq: cmon i can sense it
Ventolinn: Huh?
Ventolinn: No I wasn't.
Ventolinn: I didn't care for him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are hte quiet shy type and hes the outgoing popular guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet he scared you shitless
Ventolinn: He was a stranger to me.
Ventolinn: He wasn't popular.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well whatever
MyBestBuddyTariq: he scared you
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: and you got jealous when abraham hung out with him more
Ventolinn: no I didn't.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeha you did
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes.
MyBestBuddyTariq: youa re gay
Ventolinn: Whatever you say, guy.
Ventolinn: I'm going to call you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no need to get offended
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
Ventolinn: No way I'm too scared.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
Ventolinn: You are too intimidating to talk to
Ventolinn: You sound too cool or something.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call you
Ventolinn: Nooooooooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: Nonononononono
MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep beep beop boop booop*
Ventolinn: nononon
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: I should call holly.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number?
Ventolinn: I'm not telling you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: have you ever called holly?
Ventolinn: No but I want to
MyBestBuddyTariq: why woudl you call holly and not suze?
Ventolinn: I think it's too late though.
Ventolinn: Suze has roomates.
MyBestBuddyTariq: suze is cool to talk to
Ventolinn: Mhm.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how would you know faggot
MyBestBuddyTariq: you never talked to her on the phone
Ventolinn: I reckon.
MyBestBuddyTariq: fag
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your number
Ventolinn: i'm not telling you
MyBestBuddyTariq: why not
MyBestBuddyTariq: how else am ig onna call you
Ventolinn: i will call u
Ventolinn: i have phone card
MyBestBuddyTariq: no i want to call you
Ventolinn: no way i'm too scared
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
Ventolinn: what
MyBestBuddyTariq: what happened when suze called one of your friends or something and she told your mom about you being depressed or something>?
Ventolinn: She didnt' call anyone.
Ventolinn: She made Sera call my house.
Ventolinn: And Sera told my mom I was depressed lately.
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is sera?
Ventolinn: I was at work.
MyBestBuddyTariq: is she shot
Ventolinn: Uhh...vertencre on Netphoria and korea,z on the SPC.
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: waaai
MyBestBuddyTariq: wait
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know sera from real life
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: how does sera know your number?
Ventolinn: Suze gave it to her.
MyBestBuddyTariq: wasnt that weird?
Ventolinn: And then my parents started being nice to me.
Ventolinn: Well she said she was a friend of mine and that's it.
Ventolinn: No I don' really care.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ohh
MyBestBuddyTariq: they were mean before?
MyBestBuddyTariq: you dont care?
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: bullshit
Ventolinn: Yeah it was weird
Ventolinn: but like it wore off quickly
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: what street do you live on
Ventolinn: aldrich st.
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: 11305?
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: No
Ventolinn: why
Ventolinn: contestame
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i want to call you
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont know why thats funny. i thought itw as pretty obvious why i wanted to know your address
MyBestBuddyTariq: mother fucker. there are alike a billion garcias in whittier
Ventolinn:
Ventolinn: shit someone is home
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok found it
Ventolinn: huh
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your dads name
MyBestBuddyTariq: just give me your fucking number
Ventolinn: no
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: fuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: taco nigger
Ventolinn: I will call the police.
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok
MyBestBuddyTariq: call them
MyBestBuddyTariq: give me your number bitch
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats your moms name?
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i found it
MyBestBuddyTariq: 562) 696-5952




MyBestBuddyTariq: *beep booop beeop booop*
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am gonna call julio!
MyBestBuddyTariq: :-\
MyBestBuddyTariq: get off the phone
MyBestBuddyTariq: your buddy jesse is online
Ventolinn: oh yeah
Ventolinn: Are you talking to him
Ventolinn: ?
MyBestBuddyTariq: not yet
MyBestBuddyTariq: i have to pee
MyBestBuddyTariq: so that is your number
Ventolinn: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok i am going ot call
Ventolinn: dno't call it
Ventolinn: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
MyBestBuddyTariq: here i go
Ventolinn: nonononoo
MyBestBuddyTariq: yes
Ventolinn: fuuuuck you
MyBestBuddyTariq: stand by the phon e
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: ok im gonna call you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i took a piss
MyBestBuddyTariq: and now im gonna call you
Ventolinn: fuck u
Ventolinn: noooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will call yousome other time
Ventolinn: ok
Ventolinn: That wasn't my number anyway
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yes it was
MyBestBuddyTariq: i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: your entry was the only Y garcia
Ventolinn: ok then.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your number
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: the girl i went to the UC show with
MyBestBuddyTariq: is from west covina
Ventolinn: You went with a girl?
Ventolinn: You are a fraud too.
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: no
MyBestBuddyTariq: well
Ventolinn: Yeah fraud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i met her online
Ventolinn: You get chicks fuck you.
MyBestBuddyTariq: no chicks
MyBestBuddyTariq: i didnt fuck her
Ventolinn: You talked to her.
Ventolinn: I don't even talk to girls.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hardly
MyBestBuddyTariq: it was awkward
Ventolinn: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaud.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh my god
MyBestBuddyTariq: all your neighbors are mexicans
MyBestBuddyTariq: tammy rogriguez
Ventolinn: hm
MyBestBuddyTariq: elodia valenzueala
MyBestBuddyTariq: j ruiz
Ventolinn: that's not my number
MyBestBuddyTariq: carlos sosa
MyBestBuddyTariq: joe medina
MyBestBuddyTariq: i know but
MyBestBuddyTariq: i m looking at your street you fuck
Ventolinn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat it
MyBestBuddyTariq: ahh there we go
MyBestBuddyTariq: richard a bennet
Ventolinn: Haha.
MyBestBuddyTariq: a normal non mexican person
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you know him
Ventolinn: No.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i bet you guys ostresize him
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your house number?
Ventolinn: i don't know
Ventolinn: Leave me alone.
MyBestBuddyTariq: haha
Ventolinn: Stop harassing me.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you kow
MyBestBuddyTariq: you know damn right
Ventolinn: Or I will call the police.
Ventolinn: And they are going to arrest you
MyBestBuddyTariq: i am going to call my lawyer
Ventolinn: You will go to jail.
MyBestBuddyTariq: what is your fucking house number
MyBestBuddyTariq: i want to callyour fat ass
Ventolinn: Send me another kerpal cd
MyBestBuddyTariq: i will just ask meghan
Ventolinn: I mean
Ventolinn: mp3
MyBestBuddyTariq: just dl the airport one
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats the only other one
Ventolinn: oh
Ventolinn: fuck that
MyBestBuddyTariq: hvae you even heard it
Ventolinn: yes you set it to me once
Ventolinn: He keeps calling the guy bastard guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: wtf
MyBestBuddyTariq: mogwai sings now
MyBestBuddyTariq: rock action
Ventolinn: Uhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: gaaay
MyBestBuddyTariq: they had to sell out
Ventolinn: They've always sung.
Ventolinn: Jeez.
MyBestBuddyTariq: not on
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: young team
Ventolinn: Hm I think therea rea couple of lines where they sing on young team
Ventolinn: But they sing on Ten Rapid and that's even older
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i thought they were purely instrumental
MyBestBuddyTariq: weeeeird
Ventolinn: Not purely.
MyBestBuddyTariq: do you love me
Ventolinn: noooooooooo
MyBestBuddyTariq: you just said earlier you did
Ventolinn: well i didn't mean it
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: you fraud
MyBestBuddyTariq: fraudulent fraud
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey where can i get those cool shaking smileys
Ventolinn:
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
Ventolinn: uh i dunno
Ventolinn: where i got this
Ventolinn: bigblueball.com
Ventolinn: Ventolinn (11:54:00 PM): I'm going to bed.
SeanC64 (11:54:09 PM): ok
Ventolinn (11:54:24 PM): Aren't you gonna wish me a good night?
SeanC64 (11:54:30 PM): oh
SeanC64 (11:54:31 PM): goodnight
Ventolinn (11:54:34 PM): Ok.
Ventolinn (11:54:37 PM): Now give me a big hug.
SeanC64 (11:55:17 PM): *big hug*
Ventolinn (11:55:31 PM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats stupid
Ventolinn: I love Sean Casey.
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: like you love me
Ventolinn: Nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hey
MyBestBuddyTariq: that garafolo guy warned me with one of his aliases
MyBestBuddyTariq: or one of his friends warned me
MyBestBuddyTariq wants to directly connect.
Ventolinn is now directly connected.
MyBestBuddyTariq: seoul2soul2000: is this joey?
MyBestBuddyTariq: yeah
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up
MyBestBuddyTariq: who is this?
seoul2soul2000: hey sexy, it's amber. remember?
seoul2soul2000: i'm chris' sis
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh yeah i remember
MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up?
seoul2soul2000: nothing just bored. what are you up to?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was about to go to sleep
seoul2soul2000: oh, ok. i'll tell chris you said hi.
seoul2soul2000: where are you nowadays?
MyBestBuddyTariq: im in columbia, Missouri now
MyBestBuddyTariq: what about you?
MyBestBuddyTariq: whyd you warn me? i thought you said i was sexy?!
Previous message was not received by seoul2soul2000 because of error: User seoul2soul2000 is not available.

MyBestBuddyTariq: MyBestBuddyTariq: whats up pal
Silvercrank523: nothingm uch
Silvercrank523: oh man that is a cool buddy i con
MyBestBuddyTariq: thanks im gonna fuck your skull in
MyBestBuddyTariq: you are so sexy
Silvercrank523: 8-)
Ventolinn: WTF!
MyBestBuddyTariq: 8-)
Ventolinn: I assembled my buddy list based on ranking
Ventolinn: Of who's my favorite.
MyBestBuddyTariq: cool
Ventolinn: You are #8.
MyBestBuddyTariq: dotn bother telling me where i rank because i dont give a shit
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: great
Ventolinn: haha
Ventolinn: yeah right i don' really do that
Ventolinn: sheesh.
MyBestBuddyTariq: riiiight
Ventolinn: You are behind I Hate Music and above Geek USA.
MyBestBuddyTariq: i dont care
Ventolinn: there's going to be an elimination round
Ventolinn: you will face holly in the first round.
MyBestBuddyTariq: hahaha
MyBestBuddyTariq: how few people do you have on your buddy list
Ventolinn: oh wait you are #8. #8 has to face #1 and that's suze
Ventolinn: Shiiiiiiiiit
Ventolinn: what if you upset?
Ventolinn: Damn.
MyBestBuddyTariq: you only have 8 people on your buddy list
Ventolinn: Actually the honest truth is you guys are listed in alphabetical order
Ventolinn: Only 8 qualify for th epalyoffs ok?
MyBestBuddyTariq: oh
MyBestBuddyTariq: thats gay
Ventolinn: Lakers vs Spurs = NBA Finals basically.
MyBestBuddyTariq: umm
MyBestBuddyTariq: first of all
MyBestBuddyTariq: if they beat spurs they have to play the kings
MyBestBuddyTariq: and the kings will kill them
MyBestBuddyTariq: second of all
Ventolinn: nah.
MyBestBuddyTariq: they wont beat the spurs
MyBestBuddyTariq: lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: god the lakers suck
MyBestBuddyTariq: they are not like the old bulls
Ventolinn: Those days are over Siraj
Ventolinn: You will never have another championship in Chicago again. Never.
MyBestBuddyTariq: so are the lakers'
Ventolinn: Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Sox, Bears
Ventolinn: Never.
Ventolinn: Southern california is the new sports mecca!
MyBestBuddyTariq: negative
Ventolinn: :-X
MyBestBuddyTariq: you cant claim a whole region
Ventolinn: :-\
Ventolinn: Why don't youlike st. louis teams?
MyBestBuddyTariq: because i am a chicago guy
MyBestBuddyTariq: and chicago has many rivalries with st. louis
Ventolinn: you lived in chicago?
MyBestBuddyTariq: i was born there
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ventolinn: I did not know that!!
Ventolinn: When u move?
MyBestBuddyTariq: when i was 4
MyBestBuddyTariq: but
Ventolinn: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MyBestBuddyTariq: i go there like every year
MyBestBuddyTariq: multiple times
MyBestBuddyTariq: and i have family there
Ventolinn: h
MyBestBuddyTariq: actually
MyBestBuddyTariq: 2/5 of my immediate family lives there
Ventolinn: mjm
MyBestBuddyTariq: I keep telling you Todd...suicide, man, suicide.
MyBestBuddyTariq: stealing my shit again?
Ventolinn: I dont' remember you teasing todd.
Ventolinn: I always say that to him.
MyBestBuddyTariq: well i told you that today
Ventolinn signed off at 2:40:25 AM.
Ventolinn direct connection is closed.

 
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Talking font fight!!*(!*&^*

pisces_iscariot_07: duuuude
terrahigh: J pisces_iscariot_07: i got high last night
pisces_iscariot_07: im glad
terrahigh: haha
pisces_iscariot_07: BYE BYE STRESS
pisces_iscariot_07: HELLO SLOW MOTION FUNNEH
terrahigh: haha
terrahigh: good shit
pisces_iscariot_07: hell yes
terrahigh:
terrahigh: being teh stoned is teh funneh
pisces_iscariot_07: goldfish are the ultimate high snack
terrahigh: what, like ACTUAL FISH TAHT SWIM!?!/
pisces_iscariot_07: no, the snack food
terrahigh: ah
pisces_iscariot_07: I LOVE TEH FISHES CUZ THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS
terrahigh: ON LITTLE DISHES!
pisces_iscariot_07: THAT TOO!
terrahigh: HEEHA
pisces_iscariot_07: HELL YA
pisces_iscariot_07: man i sure could go for some chicken right now
terrahigh: i just had my dinner or the american equivalent
pisces_iscariot_07: i havent had anything, i woke up about an hour ago
terrahigh: whoa I WOKE UP LIKE 10 HOURS AGO
terrahigh: or something like that
terrahigh: no wait
terrahigh: seven
pisces_iscariot_07: heh
terrahigh: HADOKEN!!!!!!!
terrahigh: haha
pisces_iscariot_07: FONT CHANGE
pisces_iscariot_07: SINE FROM GOD
terrahigh: sine
terrahigh: verdana it is!
pisces_iscariot_07: LOLZ I WRITE SO PRETTY
terrahigh: SHOOOORYUKEN!
pisces_iscariot_07: PRETTY UGLY
pisces_iscariot_07: dude what the fuck
terrahigh: i <3 street fighter
terrahigh: fuck your font man
terrahigh: FUCK IT
terrahigh: FUCK IT NOW
terrahigh: PLZ
terrahigh: HAT HAT
terrahigh: !!
pisces_iscariot_07: DUDE I AM FUCKING T
pisces_iscariot_07: ERR IT
pisces_iscariot_07: TAHOMA UP YO ASS NIGGA
terrahigh: HAJHAKF
terrahigh: fuck j00
pisces_iscariot_07: LOLz so I wuz like "u r 2 kewliez, k? like...WUTEVA!!!" bitch plzzz
terrahigh: like u r gay
terrahigh: like yah
terrahigh: k
terrahigh: k?
terrahigh: K?
terrahigh: OMG ALL MY FUCKING SMASHING PUMPKINS FONTZ
terrahigh: k enuff
pisces_iscariot_07: sO i WuZ tAlKiNg To JaYmZ iHa and he wuz like "i used to be in the bashing humpkins" and i wuz like "FUCK U NIGGA, U AINT NELLY!"
terrahigh: :LOL!!
pisces_iscariot_07: nIGGUH plZ!
pisces_iscariot_07: kthxbye
terrahigh: jjjjj
pisces_iscariot_07: dude what the fuck this font is crazy
terrahigh: boogie on down like a fucking cunt on saturday night
pisces_iscariot_07: this one is too but u cant see it without the power tab program
pisces_iscariot_07: ITS SHEET MSUIC SYMBOLZ
terrahigh: ah i dont have that shit any more
pisces_iscariot_07: I CANT READ WHAT IM TYPING!
terrahigh: WELL YOU'RE PRETTY ACCURATE
pisces_iscariot_07: MY FINGERS RULE
pisces_iscariot_07: POOR RICHARD
pisces_iscariot_07: WTF
terrahigh: HJAHA
terrahigh: poor wee richard
pisces_iscariot_07: THATS A DUMB FONT NAME
terrahigh: so is yr face
pisces_iscariot_07: PLAYBILL FOR TEH PLAYBOY
terrahigh: dfghjkl
pisces_iscariot_07: WTF
terrahigh: nbnmbmbvnch
pisces_iscariot_07: WTF
terrahigh: hgfahgfk
terrahigh: dashdajsf
terrahigh: dasfbvgasdjhf
pisces_iscariot_07: GENERIC ASS FONTS
terrahigh: sdfahjsdgfjhasgf#
terrahigh: fuck that
pisces_iscariot_07: LOLZ WHATS THE DEAL
terrahigh: hagdhg
terrahigh: lol!
pisces_iscariot_07: PARCHMENT MOTHERFUCKER
terrahigh: beans
terrahigh: fuck
pisces_iscariot_07: LIKE COOL BEANS DUDE
terrahigh: fucky
terrahigh: jdhs
pisces_iscariot_07: THATS RIGHT
pisces_iscariot_07: AINT NO MO
terrahigh: u betta reconise lol this font is kewlies not lettarsz!
pisces_iscariot_07: GHETTO STYLE BITCH ASS NIGGUZ
terrahigh: lol boogie wax night.
pisces_iscariot_07: LOLZ I THINK I DONT HAVE MOST OF YOUR FONTS
terrahigh: haha
pisces_iscariot_07: YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCHES
terrahigh: i cruise teh font sights
terrahigh: NEON MEAT DREAM OF AN OCTOFISH
pisces_iscariot_07: OLD TIMEZ MOFO
terrahigh: verdana pur n' simplez
terrahigh: PURE
terrahigh: PURRR
pisces_iscariot_07: PURE PURRING
pisces_iscariot_07: LOLZ I AM SO GENERIC
terrahigh: i was pure purring and my mom was like "FUCKY"
terrahigh: LOL YAH
terrahigh: LOL
pisces_iscariot_07: LOOK AT ME
terrahigh: YAH U IS
pisces_iscariot_07: dude its teh tony hawks pro skater font
pisces_iscariot_07: i gotta go, brb
terrahigh: POST LENGHTY AIM CONVOS HERE WE COME
terrahigh: FUCK
terrahigh: PISS
pisces_iscariot_07: lol its gonna look dumb without teh fonts
pisces_iscariot_07: k BRB YO]
terrahigh: I KNOW BUT WE'RE COOLIESZ

 
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:25 AM   #9
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sink and whine: do you think i'm a stalker?
killCORDERO: uh
killCORDERO: of whom
sink and whine: anyone
sink and whine: i mean like, would you call me a stalker
killCORDERO: no
sink and whine: thanks :-)
killCORDERO: obsessive
killCORDERO: yes
sink and whine: hmm
sink and whine: i can be
sink and whine: but it passes
sink and whine: like that :snaps:
sink and whine: but isn't everyone a bit obsessive?
killCORDERO: err
killCORDERO: i guess
sink and whine: that's what i thought nigga.
sink and whine: well, someone called me a stalker.
killCORDERO: whom
sink and whine: some guy named andrew
sink and whine: but i dont go outside of peoples houses!
killCORDERO: damn he didnt
sink and whine: I've only made one shrine too
sink and whine: i mean 2 if you count patricks
sink and whine: but that was a joke
sink and whine: and so was the other one actually.
killCORDERO: suuuure.
killCORDERO: who was the first
sink and whine: i mean i made it in netscape composer!
sink and whine: That's how much of a joke it was
sink and whine: The other one was this guy johnny and that was a joke too
killCORDERO: i bettttt
sink and whine: man cordero.
sink and whine: I'm not weird ok
killCORDERO: just like you aren't in denial.
killCORDERO: mhmmm.
sink and whine: I hate chu
killCORDERO: figures
sink and whine: ih,
sink and whine: Don't get sassy
killCORDERO: you're the one that hates me
sink and whine: dang, you know i <3 you
sink and whine: like a ______ loves a _______
killCORDERO: fat boy
sink and whine: you can fill in those blanks cause i can't think of anything
killCORDERO: cake.
sink and whine: there :-)
sink and whine: see.
sink and whine: so, i hear you're going to be in a band
sink and whine: what kind of music is it gonna be?
killCORDERO: ha
killCORDERO: what do you think/
sink and whine: rap.
sink and whine: dang
killCORDERO: hahah
killCORDERO: rap
killCORDERO: HA
sink and whine: I can see you rapping too
killCORDERO: i don't rap
sink and whine: In ecko shirts
sink and whine: that looks like dylan!
killCORDERO: fuck no it doesnt
killCORDERO: thats brian
sink and whine: aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
killCORDERO: he'll beat dylans ass anyday
sink and whine: yeah, i've never seen him at any shows
killCORDERO: he'll be with us wednesday
sink and whine: wednesday?
killCORDERO: HOPESFALL AND ETID
sink and whine: oh i see.
sink and whine: well, i wont be going to that.
sink and whine: I asked dylan what kind of music he liked today
killCORDERO: HAHAHA
sink and whine: It was so funny :-) he said blink 182 and sum41 and All American Rejects.
killCORDERO: DAMN!
killCORDERO: HAHAHAHAHAH
sink and whine: Isn't that great!?
sink and whine: eek
killCORDERO: eh eh.
sink and whine: he never says hi to me in the halls either
killCORDERO: he likes radiohead!
sink and whine: yeah i was gonna say that
sink and whine: but then i was distracted by his shirt
killCORDERO: i saw you tried to draw that monster on the desk
sink and whine: does it have razorblades and an eagle?
sink and whine: It's not a monster
sink and whine: I did a good job!
killCORDERO: hahah
killCORDERO: hell no
killCORDERO: it's lobsided
killCORDERO: stick to yo clusta!
killCORDERO: hahaha
killCORDERO: dang.
sink and whine: I go to school for vocal, not visual.
sink and whine: nigga don't hate on my minotaur
killCORDERO: HAHAHAHA
killCORDERO: MINOTAUR?!
sink and whine: yes.
killCORDERO: hahah
killCORDERO: ih
killCORDERO: not eve
killCORDERO: n
sink and whine: AND DON'T THINK I WAS TRYINGTO MAKE IT PERFECT
sink and whine: IT WAS JUST A LITTLE SKETCH CAUSE I WAS BORED
killCORDERO: well then
killCORDERO: don't be so damn mean tomorrow
sink and whine: I was having a bad day
killCORDERO: seeing as how you started being mean when you got to school
sink and whine: and you weren't by the elevator!
killCORDERO: because you wern't there man
sink and whine: I got up late!
killCORDERO: you wouldnt have stopped
killCORDERO: :P
killCORDERO: i'll be there tomorrow dude
killCORDERO: chill
sink and whine: and i had to make my own lunch cause we're poor
sink and whine: lol
killCORDERO: later <3
sink and whine: later
killCORDERO: ih
killCORDERO: + <3
sink and whine: <333333333
killCORDERO: that's right
killCORDERO: :-)
sink and whine: dang
sink and whine: that's rape
killCORDERO: IH
killCORDERO: no fine
sink and whine: ih nothing! you're an e-raper.
sink and whine: I'm just kidding! sheesh
sink and whine: dang!
killCORDERO: i don't want to see your e-hearts.
sink and whine: man
sink and whine: remember the fat boy and cake!

Auto response from killCORDERO: take your e-hearts and leave.

sink and whine: :-(

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Old 05-06-2003, 03:32 AM   #10
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my conversation was the longest and the most interesting

 
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Old 05-06-2003, 03:33 AM   #11
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Old 05-06-2003, 05:52 AM   #12
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i dont find tara reid as hot as i used to

 
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:53 PM   #13
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Flexo: I am in control now
Andrew_Pakula: Nooooooo!
Flexo: yes.

 
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Old 05-07-2003, 03:17 AM   #14
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Dudes this is our chance to talk shit about people on 56K, because they'll never see the end of this page

 
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