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Old 05-24-2008, 06:13 PM   #1
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Angry SCREW YOU, DAD. (Volume 2)

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Old 05-24-2008, 06:13 PM   #2
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in b4 wah wah

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 07:48 PM   #3
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An Open Letter to Mr. Milstead (the elder):

FUCK YOU BUDDY.

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Old 05-24-2008, 07:50 PM   #4
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is he really retarded?

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 07:52 PM   #5
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Your old man did you like charlie murphy did rick james... what did you get mud on the couch?

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:02 PM   #6
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i've just read volume 1 (below) and see now that your dad is legitimately abusive and not merely a mentally challenged innocent with violent tendencies. so consider my sympathies yours, TheMilstead.

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:09 PM   #7
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Retard just beat me in the legs with a laptop briefcase while I was sleeping.

hahaha

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:11 PM   #8
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Retard just beat me in the legs with a laptop briefcase while I was sleeping.
It seems like you have an inverse Margera paradigm going here. Does he ever randomly clip patches of hair off or slap you for no reason? Is he prone to jumping off the house and being a douchebag?

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:14 PM   #9
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:16 PM   #10
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It seems like you have an inverse Margera paradigm going here. Does he ever randomly clip patches of hair off or slap you for no reason? Is he prone to jumping off the house and being a douchebag?
Probably that second part, yeah.

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:18 PM   #11
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more like

xanaDON'T it

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:18 PM   #12
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In times like these I turn to jesus

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:19 PM   #13
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Your old man did you like charlie murphy did rick james... what did you get mud on the couch?
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:27 PM   #14
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:32 PM   #15
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he loves you

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:33 PM   #16
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:33 PM   #17
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what he does

even daniel plainview loved H.W. even if he was a bastard from a basket

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:35 PM   #18
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call the cops next time

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:37 PM   #19
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Wow, I'm really sorry to hear you have such an awful dad.

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:41 PM   #20
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:43 PM   #21
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how old are you>?

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:44 PM   #22
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one of the funniest characters on that show.

man, i love reno

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:46 PM   #23
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So. You know. It won't be long until I graduate and I'm out of sight.

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:54 PM   #24
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Retard just beat me in the legs with a laptop briefcase while I was sleeping.
I feel bad, but really, if you step back and look at that sentence, it's pretty funny

Sorry you have to go through that, man... run as soon as you can.

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:54 PM   #25
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sucks to hear your dad is still this way even though youre so old(or at all really). my dad did shit like that all the time growing up but when i got to college the physical stuff at least stopped.

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:58 PM   #26
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Well, when he grabbed my collar, forced me into the dining room, and raised his fist, my mom grabbed the phone, and he let go.

That was pretty funny.
Do you ever fight back or do you have to pretty much take it?

I'm sorry your dad is so terrible. Just move out as soon as you can.

 
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Old 05-24-2008, 09:04 PM   #27
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your dad sounds pretty hot

 
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Old 05-25-2008, 02:29 AM   #28
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Hey Milstead....have you ever thought about just beating your dad into a bloody pulp? I know that violence should be the last resort but if a grown man grabbed me by the collar and raised a hand to me I would hit him in the face until he was cowering in the fetal position. Just a thought.

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