best/worst way you've approached someone you wanted to date - Page 2

JapanAlex · 05-21-2008, 06:43 PM

best: scored with a sexy hairdresser in a club with a club full of much better looking men - by saying "I'm new here, help me out".

worst: I gave a girl in my junior school a football card and said "you can pretend it's a barbie" - I know that was the lamest line anyone could pull lol

strangest: i met a woman in burgerking

Shapan · 05-21-2008, 06:47 PM

worst: talked about how i didnt have a girlfriend and wasnt interested in any girls i had recently met for like 5 minutes. what a fucking bore.

best: we got lost at a mall and split off from our group and she was getting really antsy, just told her no worries and hugged her for a little bit. then there was some kissing, it was a pretty sweet moment.

sickbadthing · 05-21-2008, 06:55 PM

best: never been done

worst: any time i've been drunk enough to think that i might have game

??? · 05-21-2008, 07:48 PM

so whats the deal when a girl is single and totally eligible yet shows absolutely no outward sign of being interested in you or anyone (or anything) else? is she normally suggestable if you make advances or is she a lost cause to begin with?

wHATcOLOR · 05-21-2008, 07:50 PM

*walk up with a swagger, put hand out in friendly gesture*

"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

*as i notice she tries to ignore me, i swoop my hand back and run it through my hair as if that were my original intention and walk off in a different direction, trying to maintain original swagger and hoping no one else witnessed that*

??? · 05-21-2008, 07:54 PM

hahaha

Nimrod's Son · 05-21-2008, 07:54 PM

"hey, does this smell like ether to you?"

??? · 05-21-2008, 07:55 PM

you should write a book called tHE wHATcOLOR gUIDE tO lIFE

i'd read it

Travis Meeks · 05-21-2008, 08:12 PM

yeah me too

fluxequalsrad · 05-21-2008, 08:21 PM

hey does my finger smell like lemon grass?

Nimrod's Son · 05-21-2008, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluxequalsrad

best: Told a girl I think that she was super cool

what grade were you in

Nimrod's Son · 05-21-2008, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

I dont think most guys I would be interested in would go for a girl who just randomly takes her top off.

you don't like guys with penises?

bardy · 05-21-2008, 08:52 PM

what guy wants to have a relationship with a slut

Sam Vimes · 05-21-2008, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

*walk up with a swagger, put hand out in friendly gesture*

"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

*as i notice she tries to ignore me, i swoop my hand back and run it through my hair as if that were my original intention and walk off in a different direction, trying to maintain original swagger and hoping no one else witnessed that*

Nimrod's Son · 05-21-2008, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

what guy wants to have a relationship with a slut

at what point did anyone say 'relationship"

fluxequalsrad · 05-21-2008, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

what grade were you in

grade 12, I don't think many people find it immature in a flirty situation to call someone cool or 'super-kewl'.

alexthestampede · 05-22-2008, 01:13 AM

drawing a blank on both counts

/basement dweller

redbreegull · 05-22-2008, 01:15 AM

They're all the worst, I am terrible at initiating that sort of thing. It is embarrassment after embarrassment. All the girls I have gone out with have sort of come to me and not the other way around.

wHATcOLOR · 05-22-2008, 01:16 AM

i'm curious what you'd do if you came across a puerto rican girl who bought into the punk rock mindset, redbull..

??? · 05-22-2008, 11:06 AM

killtrocity · 05-22-2008, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

worst: attempted to impress a girl by downing 5 consecutive shots of Wheatgrass juice. Promptly vomited everywhere, including all over her shorts.

hahahaha STUPID FUCKING IDIOT RED-SHIRTED ASS

mxzombie · 05-22-2008, 11:36 AM

best: bought her a ticket to go to panama with me a few days after we graduated high school. result: 3 year [ongoing] relationship

redbreegull · 05-22-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

i'm curious what you'd do if you came across a puerto rican girl who bought into the punk rock mindset, redbull..

STFU PUErTO RIcAN GRLS WILL DESTR0Y UR S0UL!!!!

Nimrod's Son · 05-22-2008, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluxequalsrad

'super-kewl'.

jesus

Elvis The Fat Years · 05-22-2008, 12:16 PM

yeah?

Nimrod's Son · 05-22-2008, 12:21 PM

cheez us

BumbleBeeMouth · 05-22-2008, 01:11 PM

hey zeus!

duovamp · 05-22-2008, 01:23 PM

Yeah?

wHATcOLOR · 05-22-2008, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

STFU PUErTO RIcAN GRLS WILL DESTR0Y UR S0UL!!!!

i feel like you're only considering half of the equation here..

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05-21-2008, 06:43 PM	#31
JapanAlex Apocalyptic Poster Location: Mr. Donut's Posts: 1,216	best: scored with a sexy hairdresser in a club with a club full of much better looking men - by saying "I'm new here, help me out". worst: I gave a girl in my junior school a football card and said "you can pretend it's a barbie" - I know that was the lamest line anyone could pull lol strangest: i met a woman in burgerking

05-21-2008, 06:47 PM	#32
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	worst: talked about how i didnt have a girlfriend and wasnt interested in any girls i had recently met for like 5 minutes. what a fucking bore. best: we got lost at a mall and split off from our group and she was getting really antsy, just told her no worries and hugged her for a little bit. then there was some kissing, it was a pretty sweet moment.

05-21-2008, 06:55 PM	#33
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	best: never been done worst: any time i've been drunk enough to think that i might have game

05-21-2008, 07:48 PM	#34
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,660	so whats the deal when a girl is single and totally eligible yet shows absolutely no outward sign of being interested in you or anyone (or anything) else? is she normally suggestable if you make advances or is she a lost cause to begin with?

05-21-2008, 07:50 PM	#35
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	walk up with a swagger, put hand out in friendly gesture "Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy..." as i notice she tries to ignore me, i swoop my hand back and run it through my hair as if that were my original intention and walk off in a different direction, trying to maintain original swagger and hoping no one else witnessed that

05-21-2008, 07:54 PM	#36
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,660	hahaha

05-21-2008, 07:54 PM	#37
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	"hey, does this smell like ether to you?"

05-21-2008, 07:55 PM	#38
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,660	you should write a book called tHE wHATcOLOR gUIDE tO lIFE i'd read it

05-21-2008, 08:12 PM	#39
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	yeah me too

05-21-2008, 08:21 PM	#40
fluxequalsrad Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,259	hey does my finger smell like lemon grass?

05-21-2008, 08:52 PM	#43
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	what guy wants to have a relationship with a slut

05-22-2008, 01:13 AM	#47
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	drawing a blank on both counts /basement dweller

05-22-2008, 01:15 AM	#48
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	They're all the worst, I am terrible at initiating that sort of thing. It is embarrassment after embarrassment. All the girls I have gone out with have sort of come to me and not the other way around.

05-22-2008, 01:16 AM	#49
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	i'm curious what you'd do if you came across a puerto rican girl who bought into the punk rock mindset, redbull..

05-22-2008, 11:06 AM	#50
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,660	lol

05-22-2008, 11:36 AM	#52
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	best: bought her a ticket to go to panama with me a few days after we graduated high school. result: 3 year [ongoing] relationship

05-22-2008, 12:16 PM	#55
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	yeah?

05-22-2008, 12:21 PM	#56
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	cheez us

05-22-2008, 01:11 PM	#57
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,381	hey zeus!

05-22-2008, 01:23 PM	#58
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Yeah?