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View Poll Results: and if you got it out, did you wear a rubber glove.
keys 1 3.13%
wedding ring / jewellery 0 0%
phone / ipod / handheld game 4 12.50%
glasses 2 6.25%
money 3 9.38%
hairbrush 3 9.38%
food 0 0%
cigarette 2 6.25%
book / important document 0 0%
tv remote 0 0%
pet 1 3.13%
other 16 50.00%
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:09 AM   #31
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Broken dreams

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:13 AM   #32
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Wait its been done nvm

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 07:19 AM   #33
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tbh i expected alexthestampede to pull out his albert fish quote: "i couldn't eat his nuts, they were too chewy. threw them in the toilet"

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:20 AM   #34
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hahaha

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:20 AM   #35
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His little monkey was a sweet as a nut, but his pee-wees I could not chew.

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:40 AM   #36
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lol

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:41 AM   #37
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ive dropped rolls of toilet paper before and thats always disheartening.

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:20 PM   #38
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scraping your cock against the inside of a public toilet bowl really sucks
what i hate is going for a dump and my dick touching the cold water

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:22 PM   #39
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what i hate is dropping a turd and having the cold water splash on my asshole.

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:29 PM   #40
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what i hate is pooping on my big dick and scraping poop off my dick with a potato peeler.

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:11 PM   #41
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well for starters i dropped my cell phone into the toilet once
recovered it but it was gone, really bummed me out cause it had a lot of memories in it... text messages, pictures, etc.

the second thing was.. hmm, this is retarded.
did you guys have that game where you pile up a couple of round carton thingies with prints on them, and then you have to knock them over by hitting the pile with a round plastic thingie?
how was it called over there?
here it was called Pugim, so anyway i slammed my lucky plastic thing right into the toilet
that sucked

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:11 PM   #42
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oh it happened during a game btw
for some reason my friend and i thought it would be a good idea to play in the bathroom

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:19 PM   #43
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POGS!!!

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:03 PM   #44
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An ipod while playing. The screen blacked out before I could fish it out, and I opened it, dried it off, and let it sit near the heater for 3 days, and when I restarted it, it worked fine! I even ran tests on it and it was a-ok.

Oh, and the toilet was clear....thank god

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 07:18 PM   #45
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drugs

 
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Old 05-12-2008, 09:00 PM   #46
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when i was 12 i dropped my wallet and my gameboy in the toilet all in the same week. they both seemed of equal importance at the time. Luckily the game boy still worked

 
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:28 AM   #47
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oh it happened during a game btw
for some reason my friend and i thought it would be a good idea to play in the bathroom
Did you hit the big flush or the little flush? That makes all the difference!

I'm craving Bamba today. Can you send me some?

 
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:37 AM   #48
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aw dude, Im probably one of the biggest Bamba consumers in Israel by now.
its making me sick already but its like heroin.
when were you in israel? i think we talked about this once but i seem to have forgotten

 
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Old 05-15-2008, 05:39 PM   #49
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His little monkey was a sweet as a nut, but his pee-wees I could not chew.
i need to make that my location again. i just lol'ed over here, man.

 
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:28 PM   #50
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toothbrush.

 
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Old 05-16-2008, 03:30 PM   #51
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scraping your cock against the inside of a public toilet bowl really sucks

 
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Old 05-16-2008, 04:47 PM   #52
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other: my relationship with my girlfriend

 
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Old 05-17-2008, 11:49 AM   #53
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makeup!

 
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