If you had a whip, an extremely powerful whip, and if you had the ability to aim it w

wHATcOLOR · 05-15-2008, 04:38 PM

ith 100% accuracy, with the catch being that once you strike your target, the whip disappears forever and you lose your one-time ability to whip with such accuracy, what target, if any, would you choose to strike with this devastatingly powerful whip?

AndySlash · 05-15-2008, 04:44 PM

Minorities.

Nimrod's Son · 05-15-2008, 04:44 PM

my own prostate

sickbadthing · 05-15-2008, 04:45 PM

Johnny Depp's face

alexthestampede · 05-15-2008, 04:48 PM

deuterium tritium pellet

waltermcphilp · 05-15-2008, 04:50 PM

id hit a member of Devo.

sickbadthing · 05-15-2008, 04:51 PM

The tip of Donald Trump's dick

Nimrod's Son · 05-15-2008, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

The tip of Donald Trump's dick

oh that's a good one

wHATcOLOR · 05-15-2008, 05:31 PM

pretty coll answers so far.

i'm trying to decide between:

- the face of a guy pointing a gun at a senior citizen
- the neck of the first person ever struck by a guillotine right before the blade reaches him
- the mouse button of a guy who's cursor is hovering over the "add as friend" button of someone he is stalking online
- the middle of the pole that an arrogant olympic pole vaulter is using right as he is exerting maximum force on it for his vault before the eyes of millions
- a mosquito about to land on someone i love
- the trigger of a gun down the barrel of which a someone is peering, despite having been told countless times to unload the gun before cleaning and inspecting it
- the fork holding the delicious, savory, and precious last bite of a man's meal, which he had saved for his lady on their anniversary, right as he is about to feed it to her, her mouth open with eyes closed

yo soy el mejor · 05-15-2008, 06:07 PM

a baby about to say their first word. no one wants to hear that mess.

BumbleBeeMouth · 05-15-2008, 06:35 PM

lots of i told you so vindications in there, i like the mouse button one.

with the whip disappearing i suppose we arent able to swing on it, because i would choose this inviting horizontal pole suspending from the ceiling between the two offices i work at. It overlooks a massive fish pond at ground floor reception. would be nice and zorro/indiana jones. I'd probably make a tarzan noise though.

I think i would go with a precariously stacked bean tin on a bean tin mega pyramid in a supermarket. followed by a cackle.

Thaniel Buckner · 05-15-2008, 06:36 PM

nimrod's son's prostate.

Fattening Ass · 05-15-2008, 06:39 PM

Andrew Pakula's MX-3

JapanAlex · 05-15-2008, 06:48 PM

my lazy ass

commando · 05-15-2008, 06:53 PM

Quote:

- the fork holding the delicious, savory, and precious last bite of a man's meal, which he had saved for his lady on their anniversary, right as he is about to feed it to her, her mouth open with eyes closed

this.

Nimrod's Son · 05-15-2008, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

nimrod's son's prostate.

sweet now i get to pick a different target

Skradgee · 05-15-2008, 07:16 PM

dj mike llama's ass

ChaosEffect · 05-15-2008, 09:40 PM

The whip of a lion tamer as he is about to strike the lion or tiger back as it pounces. Lets see how he likes it.

fluxequalsrad · 05-15-2008, 10:15 PM

can I whip for more whips?

Mablak · 05-15-2008, 10:28 PM

The sun

celluloid_love · 05-16-2008, 01:03 AM

kid rock probably

sickbadthing · 05-16-2008, 01:12 AM

The twins that will be born from Angelina Jolie's pussy.

celluloid_love · 05-16-2008, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

The twins that will be born from Angelina Jolie's pussy.

what about whipping brad pitt right before he cums inside her

wHATcOLOR · 05-16-2008, 02:34 AM

you skipped all mine you son of a bitch

Elvis The Fat Years · 05-16-2008, 02:40 AM

HE"LL DO IT LIVE FUCK IT

bja1288 · 05-16-2008, 02:44 AM

the lazy ass serotonin neurotransmitters in whatcolors brain. oh and if dean were here, i would appreciate a more knowledgeable regurgitation of what i just meant to say

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Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	my own prostate

05-15-2008, 04:45 PM	#4
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alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	deuterium tritium pellet

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05-15-2008, 04:51 PM	#7
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	The tip of Donald Trump's dick

05-15-2008, 05:31 PM	#9
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	pretty coll answers so far. i'm trying to decide between: - the face of a guy pointing a gun at a senior citizen - the neck of the first person ever struck by a guillotine right before the blade reaches him - the mouse button of a guy who's cursor is hovering over the "add as friend" button of someone he is stalking online - the middle of the pole that an arrogant olympic pole vaulter is using right as he is exerting maximum force on it for his vault before the eyes of millions - a mosquito about to land on someone i love - the trigger of a gun down the barrel of which a someone is peering, despite having been told countless times to unload the gun before cleaning and inspecting it - the fork holding the delicious, savory, and precious last bite of a man's meal, which he had saved for his lady on their anniversary, right as he is about to feed it to her, her mouth open with eyes closed

05-15-2008, 06:07 PM	#10
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	a baby about to say their first word. no one wants to hear that mess.

05-15-2008, 06:35 PM	#11
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,381	lots of i told you so vindications in there, i like the mouse button one. with the whip disappearing i suppose we arent able to swing on it, because i would choose this inviting horizontal pole suspending from the ceiling between the two offices i work at. It overlooks a massive fish pond at ground floor reception. would be nice and zorro/indiana jones. I'd probably make a tarzan noise though. I think i would go with a precariously stacked bean tin on a bean tin mega pyramid in a supermarket. followed by a cackle.

05-15-2008, 06:36 PM	#12
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,034	nimrod's son's prostate.

05-15-2008, 06:39 PM	#13
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	Andrew Pakula's MX-3

05-15-2008, 06:48 PM	#14
JapanAlex Apocalyptic Poster Location: Mr. Donut's Posts: 1,216	my lazy ass

05-15-2008, 07:16 PM	#17
Skradgee Boardcaster Location: reporting live Posts: 3,720	dj mike llama's ass

05-15-2008, 09:40 PM	#18
ChaosEffect Apocalyptic Poster Location: Rockin out over Endor Space Posts: 1,376	The whip of a lion tamer as he is about to strike the lion or tiger back as it pounces. Lets see how he likes it.

05-15-2008, 10:15 PM	#19
fluxequalsrad Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,259	can I whip for more whips?

05-15-2008, 10:28 PM	#20
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	The sun

05-16-2008, 01:03 AM	#21
celluloid_love Minion of Satan Location: creepyu Posts: 7,225	kid rock probably

05-16-2008, 01:12 AM	#22
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	The twins that will be born from Angelina Jolie's pussy.

05-16-2008, 02:34 AM	#24
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	you skipped all mine you son of a bitch

05-16-2008, 02:40 AM	#25
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	HE"LL DO IT LIVE FUCK IT

05-16-2008, 02:44 AM	#26
bja1288 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,206	the lazy ass serotonin neurotransmitters in whatcolors brain. oh and if dean were here, i would appreciate a more knowledgeable regurgitation of what i just meant to say