soft teddy bears appreciation post.

[dusty]

so today in the mail i got a teddy bear that brad sent me. it is the softest, warmest, sweetest teddy bear in the entire world.
i think i want to have anal sex with it.

thank you for your time.

[Vulva]

yes, me too

you just rule dusty, and you are so pretty

who is this brad person

[Toby]

Originally posted by dusty

i think i want to have anal sex with it.

[Vulva]

Originally posted by Vulva
yes, me too

you just rule dusty, and you are so pretty

who is this brad person

nevermind, it must be your brother, he did a nice thing

[dusty]

originally posted by Toby

Originally posted by Vulva
nevermind, it must be your brother, he did a nice thing

you're both so neat, i think i'm starting to like the two of you almost as much as i like my teddy bear

[FearFactory]

Originally posted by Vulva
who is this brad person

You rang?

[Vulva]

Originally posted by dusty

you're both so neat, i think i'm starting to like the two of you almost as much as i like my teddy bear

dusty, you are my internet teddy bear

[dusty]

Originally posted by Vulva
dusty, you are my internet teddy bear

i hope you aren't just toying with my feelings. i'm very sensitive, you know

[FearFactory]

Originally posted by dusty
i hope you aren't just toying with my feelings. i'm very sensitive, you know

Yeah, especially after a couple of rounds of golf.