Anyone else hate when people talk about food?

[MrPantyFAce]

It pisses me off when after you go to a resturant to have someone talk about about the food for more than 10 seconds. the most i'll say is ''its food, you know, its alright' or ' that was some good shit, i might have that shit again'.

When i come across a resturant review in the newspaper, i say 'fuck'.

I'm applying to a couple of chef's schools. This might be a terrible mistake. I like chef's hats, it a good skill, not to hard of work, pays well, and from the bits of shows on the food network ive seen, it seems like chefs are allowed to dick's and yell at people... i just want to yell at people, i should probably just try primal scream therapy instead of trying to be a chef im going try being a chef anyway.

[wally]

you're going to school to take classes where they talk about food, but you don't like talking about food?

[D.]

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[Eulogy]

oh man i love talking about food

[MrPantyFAce]

Yeah, the school aspect is going to blow. Ive never compliained about food being over or undercooked or stuff like that, it irks me when people do. i just dont care. one of the schools im applying to is in stratford and is suposed to be pretty prestigous. they only take 35 students a year and i just found out there was a reality show where they follow 12 new students. i watched one ep where the teacher sampled their dishes, this was an exam. she said one guys couscous was gritty when it was suppposed to be fluffy and failed him on the exam. fuck off, its only food.

I want to go up northern canada as a cook in a work camp. You'd only need a one year course to do that. You can make like 350 a day and have living expenses covered. I want to do that for 2-3 years straight and come back east and buy a house (im morally oposed to rent), finish up at university. thats my long term plan.

Why take a one course that would make you a lowly cook, when you can take a 2 year course and become a mighty chef? The government is going to pay for my school, so i'm going to try to hit them up for the best school possible.

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

I like chef's hats

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

fuck off, its only food.

honestly, why are you doing this? can't you find another way to make that money?

[MrPantyFAce]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

oh man i love talking about food

you mother fucker.

i actually talked good bit about food while i was drunk at boston pizza a while back. i was trying to seduce the waitress. i order some kind of blonde chocolate cake, but made the waitress very aware that i liked brunettes like herself. when she asked me how my dessert was i told her that 'it changed my life'....she seemed to like me. my friends suggested that my flirting was working and i should ask her out, this gave me too much confidence and i made an unsuccesful abstract marriage proposal.

[MrPantyFAce]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

honestly, why are you doing this? can't you find another way to make that money?

the government will pay for me to do a trade., i am responsible enough to know i should not be trusted with a hammer. if i were to become an electrican i'd surely die within weeks.

cooking is easy. any fuck can do it. i work at mcdonalds in high school. you can get job very easy with it. i didnt mind living in a camp.... i know there are knives involved, but im still going to do it anyway. theres more than one person in the kitchen and i'd get someone else to handle the knifes and do the cutting.

watch this i just made this up,

get some tomato. raw onion. chop it and put it on some kind of obscure exotic heated flatbread. lightly bast with olive oil, squeeze a lemon over. salt to taste. get some indian sauce on the side

you can also sprinkle some parsly on there if your up for it.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

Yeah, the school aspect is going to blow. Ive never compliained about food being over or undercooked or stuff like that, it irks me when people do.

oh you're going to love it when people criticize your cooking

[commando]

doo it! dooo it!....

[Phoenix Down]

you are what you eat

[fluxequalsrad]

I love chicken shawarmas when done properly. There are so many bad places for them it gives the food a bad wrap (pardon the pun! LOLOL)

[ravenguy2000]

holy shit guys what would happen to ravenguy if he couldn't talk about food

[mxzombie]

i agree

[wpc33]

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

Yeah, the school aspect is going to blow. Ive never compliained about food being over or undercooked or stuff like that, it irks me when people do. i just dont care. one of the schools im applying to is in stratford and is suposed to be pretty prestigous. they only take 35 students a year and i just found out there was a reality show where they follow 12 new students. i watched one ep where the teacher sampled their dishes, this was an exam. she said one guys couscous was gritty when it was suppposed to be fluffy and failed him on the exam. fuck off, its only food.

You will make the shittiest food and be the shitfuckingest worst goddamn cook in the world.
Seriously.

[wpc33]

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

cooking is easy. any fuck can do it. i work at mcdonalds in high school. you can get job very easy with it. i didnt mind living in a camp.... i know there are knives involved, but im still going to do it anyway. theres more than one person in the kitchen and i'd get someone else to handle the knifes and do the cutting.

TROLL

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

watch this i just made this up,

get some tomato. raw onion. chop it and put it on some kind of obscure exotic heated flatbread. lightly bast with olive oil, squeeze a lemon over. salt to taste. get some indian sauce on the side

you can also sprinkle some parsly on there if your up for it.

Ew. Dude, I'm not picking on you. This is retarded.

[JapanAlex]

leave my whale alone

and where's my mixtape Pantyface?! garrr

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Plurals are not apostrophe'd

[Ever]

I was suckered into buying pizza for my friends today

[MrPantyFAce]

Originally Posted by JapanAlex

and where's my mixtape Pantyface?! garrr

ive been avoiding the music forum for some time because of this, but somehow youve tracked me down. fucking creeps....i'll guess i'll do this today.

[mxzombie]

i have almost no appreciation for flavor and am generally more happy eating either bland dishes or candy

[noyen]

food is one of the few things worth talking about. i like tacos. tacos are food. food is good. i like food.

[Mo]

Might have to do with the fact that people can't live without it. Always a good topic.

[twice]

You are the roast beef I have purchased
and I stuff you with my very own onion

[maoi]

I only hate it when its self-proclaimed "foodies" that talk about food.

[Mo]

Could you please explain the term "foodies"? Obese people?

[ravenguy2000]

Originally Posted by antipop

Could you please explain the term "foodies"?

Generally people who make it their hobby and purpose to cook and eat at new places and talk about food and post on food blogs and boards like chowhound but it now has a negative connotation of basically being about food snobbery.

So now there are people who prefer "foodists" because they feel it isn't as politicized or whatever.

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

i am generally more happy eating candy

fuck yeah.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by Ever

I was suckered into buying pizza for my friends today

no no no all wrong, ever! Its friend's