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Old 05-08-2008, 03:14 AM   #1
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Default I get discouraged when searching on youporn because i get no results when i search fo

r words like demure, or fetching, or charismatic, or vivacious, or gleeful, or dionysian, or carefree, or uninhibited, or joyful, or bacchanalian, or coquettish

it seems you have to use terms such as ass or tits or something equally uncouth.

*shines monacle with disdain*

 
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Old 05-08-2008, 03:22 AM   #2
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Old 05-08-2008, 03:31 AM   #3
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Yeah, my local library has started having "Senior Wii Nights". Weird.

 
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Old 05-08-2008, 03:34 AM   #4
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daddy can't find any new, good looking porn stars he likes.

 
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Old 05-08-2008, 03:36 AM   #5
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why can't he just be happy with mommy

 
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Old 05-08-2008, 04:23 AM   #6
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why can't he just be happy with mommy
i remember asking this when i was 6

 
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:14 AM   #7
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i remember asking this when i was 6
save it for the 'emo suicide' thread friend

 
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:49 AM   #8
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I don't mean to sound like a total fag or anything, but watching that Parkinson's dude play the boxing game put the biggest smile on my face, and not because he looked totally fucking ridiculous either.

edit: ok maybe a little bit, but seriously, that's awesome.

 
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:53 AM   #9
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faggots love old people playing video games.





it is pretty cool though

 
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:01 PM   #10
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when it comes to ****** porn theres only like one ten second clip thats worth watching, too

 
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:11 PM   #11
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fetching
really?

edit: n,m

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Old 05-08-2008, 01:58 PM   #12
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haha i thought he said felching too!

its designed to appeal to the more base instincts of humanity, you could find that sort of stuff on literotica, but youporn is really a reflection of its audience. A sad indictment of the restriction of our masturbationary vocabulary to be honest. Also, buxom should be used more, great word is buxom.

 
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