Hello TheEdgeboy it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks,

TheEdgeboy · 02:42 AM

why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums? "

help provide a solution?

ermmmmmm...

kill your t.v.

http://i.imgur.com/Qi10nzJ.gif

sickbadthing · 05-07-2008, 09:50 PM

Do I have a Kitler?

You know when you have a kitler is when

* They Hate you and Americans

* They make things that are lumbby but mostly softy but mostly runny on you carpet

* You wake up in the middle of the night to check that they haven't snuck out of the house to invade Poland.

* They Worship Bush

* They Hate Mew

* If you make them take a bath they hiss and claw at you

* You never seen them at home

* They aren't home alot

* They have small mustache

* They look like they are Emo which they probably are

* They once ALWAYS TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Don't fear, here some rules to help take care of your kitler.

* Don't let it get fat. It will hate you more if it is fat.

* Don't try to cuddle with it. It will hate you more, and you'll come out of it severely injured.

* Don't let it near the news or newspaper. It's better that you don't know why.

* Don't smile when you see it, they hate smiles.

* Don't get a dog, that's the last thing you want. Especially if you wish the dog to stay alive.

* Don't let it go outside. It may never come back.

* Don't attempt to huff a kitler! This will be disastrous for all involved.

* Don't let it near any Mews. Actually, scratch that one. This is usually entertaining.

* If you wish to keep your kitler alive, keep it away from the Non-Huffable Kitten at all costs!

* Pretend to enjoy cleaning out its litterbox. This will amuse it.

Hitler and Kitler doing their famous Happy Nazi Dance

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia...8517bcf25e.gif

TheEdgeboy · 05-07-2008, 10:04 PM

hah. a happy Nazi dance. Is that on the 1 and the 3? Let's ask the Rev. Wright:

neopryn · 05-07-2008, 10:19 PM

it's awesome that everyone that gets those emails makes a thread about it

Shapan · 05-07-2008, 10:28 PM

i was disappointed that the similar threads werent all by those people

ravenguy2000 · 05-07-2008, 10:34 PM

I had a Jazz History prof once, he told us about this wedding he played at and when the band started playing "My Girl" all the white people at the wedding started clapping on 1 and 3.

D. · 05-07-2008, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEdgeboy

help provide a solution

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pale blue eyes · 05-08-2008, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

it's awesome that everyone that gets those emails makes a thread about it

And they all usually have a very similar title to this one.

Trotskilicious · 05-08-2008, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

I had a Jazz History prof once, he told us about this wedding he played at and when the band started playing "My Girl" all the white people at the wedding started clapping on 1 and 3.

for being crazy Rev. Wright does have a point...

but he sounds more like a stand up comedian than a Reverend.

Eulogy · 05-08-2008, 12:36 AM

there were multiple occasions in school where we played concerts for kids and they would start clapping on 1 and 3. normally under the direction of some grinning middle aged lady teacher.

05-07-2008, 09:44 PM	#1
TheEdgeboy Banned Location: Silly Con Valley Posts: 391	Hello TheEdgeboy it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums? " help provide a solution? ermmmmmm... kill your t.v. http://i.imgur.com/Qi10nzJ.gif Last edited by TheEdgeboy : 02-28-2016 at 02:42 AM.

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05-07-2008, 09:50 PM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Do I have a Kitler? You know when you have a kitler is when * They Hate you and Americans * They make things that are lumbby but mostly softy but mostly runny on you carpet * You wake up in the middle of the night to check that they haven't snuck out of the house to invade Poland. * They Worship Bush * They Hate Mew * If you make them take a bath they hiss and claw at you * You never seen them at home * They aren't home alot * They have small mustache * They look like they are Emo which they probably are * They once ALWAYS TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD Don't fear, here some rules to help take care of your kitler. * Don't let it get fat. It will hate you more if it is fat. * Don't try to cuddle with it. It will hate you more, and you'll come out of it severely injured. * Don't let it near the news or newspaper. It's better that you don't know why. * Don't smile when you see it, they hate smiles. * Don't get a dog, that's the last thing you want. Especially if you wish the dog to stay alive. * Don't let it go outside. It may never come back. * Don't attempt to huff a kitler! This will be disastrous for all involved. * Don't let it near any Mews. Actually, scratch that one. This is usually entertaining. * If you wish to keep your kitler alive, keep it away from the Non-Huffable Kitten at all costs! * Pretend to enjoy cleaning out its litterbox. This will amuse it. Hitler and Kitler doing their famous Happy Nazi Dance http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia...8517bcf25e.gif

05-07-2008, 10:04 PM	#3
TheEdgeboy Banned Location: Silly Con Valley Posts: 391	hah. a happy Nazi dance. Is that on the 1 and the 3? Let's ask the Rev. Wright:

05-07-2008, 10:19 PM	#4
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	it's awesome that everyone that gets those emails makes a thread about it

05-07-2008, 10:28 PM	#5
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	i was disappointed that the similar threads werent all by those people

05-07-2008, 10:34 PM	#6
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	I had a Jazz History prof once, he told us about this wedding he played at and when the band started playing "My Girl" all the white people at the wedding started clapping on 1 and 3.

05-08-2008, 12:36 AM	#10
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	there were multiple occasions in school where we played concerts for kids and they would start clapping on 1 and 3. normally under the direction of some grinning middle aged lady teacher.