I made out with the guy in Cosmo

Eve · 05-02-2003, 04:09 PM

i was reading the recent issue of Cosmo when I looked at a picture of a guy and realized "oh my god, it's john!" crazy. i made out with him a few months ago, he's the best kisser EVAR. that's just weird, to be reading a huge magazine like that and see the guy you made out with.
if you have cosmo, it's on page 76, he's john forek. i call him "incubus john" b/c he looks like brandon boyd.
weird.

Ugly · 05-02-2003, 04:16 PM

classy.

Donkey · 05-02-2003, 04:50 PM

he's the father of your child

beef curtains · 05-02-2003, 06:42 PM

omg. maybe your escapade made it to press??

crescentfresh · 05-02-2003, 06:48 PM

cosmo guys look cheesy

cap'n jazz · 05-02-2003, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
cosmo guys look cheesy

so does cheese

crescentfresh · 05-02-2003, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by cap'n jazz

so does cheese

MMMMM CHEESE!!1!

I'D RATHER EAT CHEESE THAN COSMO DICK!!

cap'n jazz · 05-02-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
MMMMM CHEESE!!1!

I'D RATHER EAT CHEESE THAN COSMO DICK!!

LOL ARE THEY NOT THE SAME THING!?!?!?!?

Caligula · 05-02-2003, 07:05 PM

You are DeadSwan's hero.

SLUT.

FearFactory · 05-02-2003, 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by Eve
i was reading the recent issue of Cosmo when I looked at a picture of a guy and realized "oh my god, it's john!" crazy. i made out with him a few months ago, he's the best kisser EVAR. that's just weird, to be reading a huge magazine like that and see the guy you made out with.
if you have cosmo, it's on page 76, he's john forek. i call him "incubus john" b/c he looks like brandon boyd.
weird.

Go back to birthin' that baby.

I really hope it dies, because you seem to be unfit to be a mother.

Eve · 05-02-2003, 08:42 PM

I'd be an unfit mother because I kissed a guy who got interviewed for Cosmo? There's another guy in there that I know, too. So i assume that cosmo came to Mizzou and randomly picked out a few guys. I didn't have sex with the guy, we didn't even feel each other up, we just kissed for awhile. It was like being in ninth grade again.
I didn't know kissing was so slutty these days. I must've misplaced my "How to be a Lady in a Male-Dominated World" leaflet.

Nimrod's Son · 05-02-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by Eve
I must've misplaced my "How to be a Lady in a Male-Dominated World" leaflet.

Here ya go.
http://images.barnesandnoble.com/ima...00/4783761.gif

ZeroDivide · 05-02-2003, 11:51 PM

But did you g... nah, that's so old that even Glenn wouldn't do it.

meow · 05-03-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

I really hope it dies, because you seem to be unfit to be a mother.

DeadSwan · 05-05-2003, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by Caligula
You are DeadSwan's hero.

SLUT.

wow. retardando.

THRILLHO · 05-05-2003, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan

wow. retardando.

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~d...ges/ritard.gif

SuckSuckStyle · 05-05-2003, 12:36 AM

on the inside of my friend's locker, she has pictures from cosmo of this guy wearing nothing but an apron pulling cookies out of the oven. it says 'kiss the chef' on his apron. he's got cakes. it always makes me giggle.

DeadSwan · 05-05-2003, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by THRILLHO
http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~d...ges/ritard.gif

yeah. totally. i played classical piano for 7 years

05-02-2003, 04:09 PM	#1
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	I made out with the guy in Cosmo i was reading the recent issue of Cosmo when I looked at a picture of a guy and realized "oh my god, it's john!" crazy. i made out with him a few months ago, he's the best kisser EVAR. that's just weird, to be reading a huge magazine like that and see the guy you made out with. if you have cosmo, it's on page 76, he's john forek. i call him "incubus john" b/c he looks like brandon boyd. weird.

05-05-2003, 12:36 AM	#17
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	on the inside of my friend's locker, she has pictures from cosmo of this guy wearing nothing but an apron pulling cookies out of the oven. it says 'kiss the chef' on his apron. he's got cakes. it always makes me giggle. __________________ i get on the train and i just stand in the back now that i dont think of you this is killing me

05-02-2003, 04:16 PM	#2
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	classy.

05-02-2003, 04:50 PM	#3
Donkey Ownz Location: Roseland and Alabama Posts: 823	he's the father of your child

05-02-2003, 06:42 PM	#4
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	omg. maybe your escapade made it to press??

05-02-2003, 06:48 PM	#5
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	cosmo guys look cheesy

05-02-2003, 07:05 PM	#9
Caligula Demi-God Posts: 423	You are DeadSwan's hero. SLUT.

05-02-2003, 08:42 PM	#11
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	I'd be an unfit mother because I kissed a guy who got interviewed for Cosmo? There's another guy in there that I know, too. So i assume that cosmo came to Mizzou and randomly picked out a few guys. I didn't have sex with the guy, we didn't even feel each other up, we just kissed for awhile. It was like being in ninth grade again. I didn't know kissing was so slutty these days. I must've misplaced my "How to be a Lady in a Male-Dominated World" leaflet.

05-02-2003, 11:51 PM	#13
ZeroDivide Pledge Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia Posts: 162	But did you g... nah, that's so old that even Glenn wouldn't do it.