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05-04-2008, 06:04 PM
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Rambling on
 
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ITT we post great family quotes & words of wisdom
such as....
my grandmother (who normally isn't racist) once told me to never have a baby with a black woman because the baby would be ugly and she would never look at or touch it. women from India were allowable. Last edited by Travis Meeks : 05-04-2008 at 06:47 PM. |
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05-04-2008, 06:42 PM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: halifax
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my mom tells me to never beleive it when they say they're on the pill.
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05-04-2008, 06:50 PM
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Socialphobic
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05-04-2008, 07:04 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: kicksville
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my dad smokes without my mom knowing. i have no idea how he gets away with it.
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05-04-2008, 07:05 PM
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Rambling on
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yeah my aunt does too. and she smokes quite a bit.
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05-04-2008, 07:13 PM
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NO FATS
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My grandfather asked me for 12 years, ever single time we saw each other
"Jim, do you ever think you'll make it back to Copenhagen?" |
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05-04-2008, 07:14 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: kicksville
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well, i seriously doubt my mom even knows your aunt exists, much less cares about wether she smokes.
how is that relevant. |
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05-04-2008, 07:15 PM
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Minion of Satan
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05-04-2008, 07:20 PM
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Immortal
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You know, they say that today's marijuana is so synthetic it can cause psychoses.
No shit, mom, thanks a lot. |
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05-04-2008, 07:32 PM
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Rambling on
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05-04-2008, 07:59 PM
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NO FATS
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05-04-2008, 08:27 PM
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Brazilian Blouselord
 
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Four or five years ago my great grandfather asked my grandmother "How far up is heaven?" when he was dying and clearly losing his mind.
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05-04-2008, 08:37 PM
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cibohplaicos
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every year at thanksgiving...
"Thank God the pilgrims didn't shoot a cat, or we'd all be eating pussy right now" |
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05-04-2008, 08:52 PM
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Immortal
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05-04-2008, 08:55 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: kicksville
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sure...a "friend".
thats not my tattoo it's padricks and i was looking for it the other day and couldn't find it. |
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05-04-2008, 08:58 PM
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Immortal
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And shit, I could have sworn it was you. No offense. |
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05-04-2008, 09:00 PM
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Banned
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I have "Slymenstra Hymen" tatted on the back of my neck!
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05-04-2008, 09:45 PM
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Banned
 
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05-05-2008, 01:19 AM
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Banned
Location: I am from the sea!
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Dick suckin hos nut suckin hos
Hos hos they ain't nuthin but hos |
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