Science Says: Women Are Miserable

[dean_r_koontz]

"I’ve been saying it for years. Women are miserable. Today, science has finally caught up with my man-brilliance.

In a survey stretching over forty years, women are found to be increasingly unhappy when compared to their smarter and better counterparts: men. The entire disaster can be summed up in one quote from a female business school student.

“My mother’s life goals were to have a beautiful garden, a well-kept house, and well-adjusted children who did well in school. I sort of want all those things, too, but I also want to have a great career and have an impact on the broader world.”

Yea. And I want a chainsaw for a cock.

Women are as malleable as lead and twice as dense. If you tell them something enough times, they’ll believe it like it’s gospel.

Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Marriage is somehow not blatant ownership of a woman.

If you asked me to raise the dead and fly around the world so fast that time reversed like some kind of Superman-Jesus, I would tell you to go fuck yourself. That’s exactly the same as telling a woman she’s capable of doing what a man can. It’s a level of insane that can only be responded to with a “go fuck yourself.” That’s what you say to a vagrant when one tells you he invented the moon.

Go fuck yourself.

The expectations put on women in today’s world are unbearably high and of an intolerable weight to the female psyche. Let’s leave maintaining a career and social circle out of it for a moment — both of which women are expected to handle. Let’s just consider the day to day activities of living as a woman in 2007.

A woman must: use a computer, remember various codes, deal with billboards and flashing lights, encounter ubiquitous supermodels, plastic surgery, and websites for swingers, and no woman is Heidi Klum. With all these distractions, it’s a goddamn miracle women can even remember to get dressed in the morning.

Men are better than women at being happy.

Today, men are responsible for exactly what we’ve been responsible for since the beginning of time: everything. No man, past or present, was surprised when he had to get a job. He knew it was coming. He knew the credit card bill was coming at the end of the month as well — which women conveniently forget right before they’re about to forget that prostitution is illegal.

Just because it takes place in hushed voices in your bedroom with your girlfriend, and not on a street corner, doesn’t mean it’s not prostitution. You’re paying her credit card bill. She’s lowering her interest rates — if you know what I mean.

Women live hour to hour. They don’t have the foresight to see sunset. Expecting them to hold five or ten year career plans in their heads is cruel. Expecting them to make a difference on the “broader world” is torture. Expecting them to do anything but fuck up and then not know how to fix it is irresponsible, irrational, and worst of all: unmanly.

Women have nothing to be miserable about. They’re all born with a black American Express Card called a “vagina”. They must just like being miserable."

[bardy]

I agree

[i'm cool]

:crickets:

[cocksure]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

no woman is Heidi Klum

i disagree. heidi klum is heidi klum.

[wHATcOLOR]

the guy who wrote that sounds pretty miserable himself

[dean_r_koontz]

he's selling loads of books, has millions of hits on his website and gets laid constantly. i bet he's falling to pieces.

[cocksure]

do you agree with everything in that article

[dean_r_koontz]

the guy usually contradicts himself from one post to another. the point is more a general attitude

[cocksure]

is the general attitude that women are inferior to men and classic gender roles are completely justified

also of course that guy gets laid

[wHATcOLOR]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

he's selling loads of books, has millions of hits on his website and gets laid constantly. i bet he's falling to pieces.

true, it is universal fact that money and hits on websites unfailingly lead to long lasting happiness. his sense of deep peace and happiness just resonate from his words

[dean_r_koontz]

don't forget getting laid

[null123]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

the guy usually contradicts himself from one post to another. the point is more a general attitude

why don't you explain that?

[dean_r_koontz]

i can't expain it to a woman.

[Eulogy]

so this is dean's idol?

[null123]

I can't tell if he's trolling or not

[maoi]

anders general bitterness (misogyny) toward women and the power they hold over him

[Eulogy]

he's "trolling."

if you catch my drift

[Deadeyes]

Ignorant analysis, the guy obviously knows no women on a superior intellectual level. But I will agree they lack that deciding factor in human evolution, and will never further human society without man. But they are close, perhaps getting there in my experience.